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    Crash Murder Business

    4.7 (60 reviews)
    Closed 7:30 am - 4:00 pm

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    Monica S.

    I ordered the iced unicorn. It was supposed to have whipped cream and sparkling glitter on top. When I got my drink it was more like a donkey. No horn, no sparkles, just a plain ol average latte with nothing special about it. If they couldn't make it the way it's meant to be made the cashier should jet you know up front and give you the opportunity to order something else special and magical.They have to know you're coming in for the aesthetics. The entire menu is built around it. I could have got a cup of coffee like this in any shop.. extremely disappointed.

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    Ricardo M.

    A few weeks ago, my wife and I went with our son from Rio Rancho to Santa Fe on the train. He goes every Saturday to Santa Fe for the day. His first stop is here where he took us, Crash Murder Business, coffee house. He orders a specialty drink and works on his laptop for a while. The coffee house specialty drink menu is incredible, lots of creativity in their selection. My wife had the Streak of Tigers: espresso, milk, curry, black pepper, cacao and maple syrup, served hot. I had their Crash of Rhinos: espresso, maple syrup, grass fed butter, milk and cardamom, served hot. Our son had Skulk of Foxes: turmeric, chai and ginger. Now we know why our son goes there every weekend. The drinks are spectacular, cozy small funky place with great service, displaying beautiful art.

    Yvonne I.

    This coffee shop sets the bar really high! Every detail is well thought out. This includes everything from the name of the business, decor, and flavor combinations inside of their beverages. Several of the coffee drinks caught my eye and I think I would have been happy with almost any of the ones they had on the menu. I ultimately ordered an iced version of the Streak of Tigers (Espresso, milk, curry, black pepper, cacao, maple syrup). If you enjoy flavors that are more on the spicy side and bolder, this drink would be a wonderful option for you. I took my drink to go, but the atmosphere inside the coffee shop was very calming. I highly recommend this cafe.

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    Kevin L.

    Cute and chill little shop with a focused and fun list of drink options. The espresso was excellent and I loved my Murmuration of Starlings (espresso, milk, rosemary + thyme, vanilla, topped with cardamom).

    Destiny L.

    My love affair with coffee shops is no secret, but cute branding and a cute space, I am sold. On a recent trip to Santa Fe while we were waiting for our chosen brunch spot to open right now the street, decided to stop in Crash Murder Business to kill some time and start the morning off with a good cup of coffee to combat the chill from the snow outside. I really enjoyed the menu and the creative names for all the special lattes here. Each is themed after an animal and features unique flavors. I ordered the one with cardamom and maple, crash of rhinos, which was absolutely perfect.

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    Jennifer R.

    We are going to this great little cafe at least three times while we're in Santa Fe. The coffee is great and they know what they're doing. You'll need to go into the cafe to fully understand the menu; we enjoyed a Rafter of Turkeys (a seasonal pumpkin spice latte), a Murmuration of Starlings (rosemary and thyme latte), and a Streak of Tigers (curry latte). All were amazing, with subtle flavors and nothing too strong or sickly. They don't use syrups here - everything is house-made. It's a small cafe with interesting seating. The staff is nice and welcoming, and although it can be a little quiet, it's a lovely place to pass some time. We hope they're here for a long time!

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    Keith H.

    Chill spot to grab coffee and lite breakfast. Good service and yummy drinks. I had veggie quiche which was light and seasoned just right. Low key instrumental playlist fits the vibe perfectly! Check it out!!

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    Scarlett M.

    This place perfectly encompasses what Sante Fe is all about. A small very quaint coffee shop with a variety of seating areas. The specialty coffees are obviously what I came for and they delivered! The baristas were very kind and offered help when needed. The tiger was the most unusual coffee I've ever had, had a curry flavor, it was lovely if you like curry. The rhino would be the one I'd offer for those who want something unique but not too unusual. If a place ever has a cardamon latte, get it! Love this place and their coffee, definitely a fun stop while you are exploring Sante Fe.

    Cait L.

    The name of this place is what caught my eye! The decor inside is what kept me there! What a fun little coffee shop. Menu is pretty small, but the turmeric latte and iced house syrup latte we got were delicious.

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    Sıla Yaren A.

    Super cute spot, very accessible and walkable, and great service. The drinks are amazing and the staff is super accommodating. We got different special lattes and shared the quiche. They were both delicious and it was super filling. Will definitely be back to enjoy more and try new drinks!

    Jill S.

    I have loved this idea for so long and finally got to enjoy it. Supreme vision, incredible coffee drink ( Crash of Rhinos) and soothing place. Highly recommend this inspired cafe.

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    Chelsea T.

    Get the ladybug drink it has rose petals on it pure Venus magic and I love the pretty bathroom for a marcel Duchamp selfie

    Excited to try these drinks!
    Magda M.

    Came by to try some of these unique coffee drinks! Truly unique was advertised, and this promise was delivered on! Here's the description of the drink I got: "Race of Roadrunners Single origin organic cacao from Ghana, local red Chile, espresso, milk, coconut sugar, smoked sea salt. Somehow intense and comforting, both." A tad sweeter than I liked but so interesting and full of flavor!! Wow. The decor of the space was fun and whimsical. The lady who took our order and served our drinks with helpful with answering our questions and friendly. A really unique spot I highly recommend visiting!

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    Delightful people and thoughtful menu. Went back! Delicious. One of my guests is a barrista and was thrilled w quality.

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    Spectacular coffee. Lovely intimate local coffee shop. Definitely my favorite. Not as murderous as the name implies!

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    We were surprised by this gem! Great coffee and great atmosphere! If we lived here, we'd become regulars.

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