Do you need camping supplies? How about some grocery staples, toiletries, beer, ice, candy,…read morecigarettes, or ice cream? Lakeside has all these things, AND Xena The Warrior Princess VHS tapes for those of you with not only great taste, but also obsolete electronics as well.
Now, most "general stores" you encounter these days are actually just shops that specialize in selling things that nobody really needs, but some might want: gifts, novelty items, knick-knacks, vintage clothing, etc.
Lakeside, on the other hand, is pretty much the only game in town. This means they are what I imagine is an accurate reflection of what Wells, an adorably quaint village that is somewhat stuck in the 1950s (I mean that in a good way*), needs. This clearly includes, in addition the the videos, bait, and propane promised on the sign:
Bug spray, sunblock, s'mores fixins, beer pong supplies (cups and balls), hot dogs, milk, orange juice, eggs, ExtenZe, condoms, chips, beef jerky, sandwiches, camo gear, water guns, and much, much more.
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*A bingo card at the annual fair costs 25 cents.