Went to the Kid's Fun Fair with my 4 year old at the XL Center this past Saturday (3/19.)
Got a ticket online for $10 (kids free), and was another $10 to park (chose the actual XL center lot, and basically a 50 yard walk from our car to the entrance of the venue, so considering the preschooler with me, probably worth it.)
My thoughts:
1. Aside from petting a few select animals (goats and I believe 2 ponies), there is absolutely zero to do for free.
2. Speaking of animals, I was surprised there was really zero supervision or attendants near any of them (save the camels, ponies, and elephants who were giving rides.) Some of the goats seemed pretty aggressive; my daughter wanted to feed the goats using the .25 feed machine and the machine was so close to the pens she barely got the food out of the shoot before being bumrushed of her entire handful.
3. The animals themselves by and large looked...off. I think an earlier reviewer suspected they may have been sedated, and they appeared somewhere between that or dare I say, depressed. Aside from the goats who acted like they hadn't been fed, the animals out of petting reach (kangaroo, camels, birds) pretty much stood in place the entire time we were there. A zebra (which was kept in the center of the goat pen in its own small cage) started straight ahead without movement like a statue.
4. This place leaves absolutely no money on the table. Again, everything costs money, and the ticket prices (even at the higher tiers) ran around $1.25 per ticket. I'm sure it's not cheap to put on the event, and I came knowing the score, but you'd think that $35 worth of tickets would buy you more than 90 minutes' entertainment (and that was including waiting 20 minutes for an elephant ride, 10 minutes looking at the animals, and a trip to the bathroom.) Want a digital picture of your family riding the elephant? $15, please. They even had a booth set up, charging $15 for a 4X6 picture of your child on top of a pony(inexplicably, there was quite a line for this. Odd at best, since for 4 tickets your kid could ride a pony themselves and you could take all the pictures you wanted.)
5. For all the money they take in, they certainly don't appear to put it back in their equipment. A thin layer of straw was all separating the animals from the concrete. I didn't get close enough to see the rides aimed at bigger kids, but I could see patches on the sun blasted bounce house, and the see-through portion of the big slide was so cloudy, it was like watching my daughter through a panel of decades old Tupperware.
6. We did go on the elephant ride, and got to see a rare three way lapse in judgement. They were jamming the top of the elephant to it's full capacity, and the operator said they had room on this particular trip for a single rider. Someone nominated their grade school daughter (I'd venture to guess she was around 7 or 8.) Inexplicably, the operator had the dad of the 4-member family currently on the ride back up, placing this girl directly in front of him. Why the dad went along with it, why the ride operator thought this was a good idea, and why the parent of the girl was cool with this remains a mystery to me, but this would've gone down a lot differently if someone attempted to place my daughter in the lap of a strange adult male. During our turn on the elephant, going slowly in a ridiculously small circle considering the animal's side, our "chariot," decided nature was calling, and unleashed a smell I wish I could forget. In fact, the distinct aroma of animals doing their "business," permeated nearly the entire place the majority of our stay.
In fairness, my daughter did say the day was "awesome," but my wallet and sense of compassion for the animals wasn't so sure. For the same (or less) money, ride quality, and petting zoo, you're better off sticking with the county fair when it comes to town. read more