Before I write my review I want to say a few things.
First, I am not an overly negative person. My concert buddy and I really tried to like Coachella. We tried to go with the flow and get over the little bumps in the road. Unfortunately, there were so many things that went wrong and rubbed us the wrong way that nothing could make Coachella good for us.
Second, I have a feeling that in years past, Coachella must have been good and perhaps 2012 was the year that things went miserably wrong. I do believe there was once a good intention along with lots of good vibes, but somewhere along the road of making lots of money and getting the masses excited, Coachella started its downward descent.
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Okay, here we go:
AEG:
Coachella, to me, was completely overrated. There are so many things I can complain about which was totally unexpected. I thought I was going to love it so much, but quite the opposite: I will never go back.
First, I will rant about AEG Live. This is the huge company which owns Coachella and is the world's second largest live show promoter, according to Wikipedia. Of course, AEG is all about making money. Coachella 2012 sold WAY TOO MANY TICKETS this year and as a result the place was packed to the brim. And what else did they do this year? Oh! They added a second weekend which is also going to be flooded and over-crowded. Why oh why do they do these things? To make more money. Every year, the goal is the same: make a shit-ton more money than last year.
And Coachella is not a unique experience. How many music festivals across the USA have a similar lineup with huge bands that don't otherwise tour? Plenty!
AEG is all about marketing this "unique" experience to you when it's anything but. You can go to just about any big music festival, buy into their image and get pretty much the same pre-packaged feeling of thinking you had a once-in-a-lifetime experience. It's all about tricking you into thinking you're so free-spirited and music-loving when really you're helping this huge corporation make its billions.
THE CROWD:
I've always heard that the people at Coachella are so awesome and everyone is riding chill vibes. People are friendly and you all help each other out. Yes, there were some nice people there, but the majority of people at Coachella 2012 were drunk, high, rowdy 16-19 year-olds. It seriously reminded me of a St. Patrick's Day parade in Chicago, only it lasted 3 days and maybe there were a few more hipsters and fashion-forward people in there.
Another thing about the people: Because so many tickets were sold and it was so crowded, it was near impossible to stay together with a group of more than 3 people. But this also had to do with lame people in general. I for one value staying together with friends and experiencing the music together over getting close to the stage and being uncomfortable. But it seemed to me that the majority of people who go to Coachella ARE NOT like this. There are so many people here who are prisoners of their own lineups. Every day is like following a class schedule in high school. Have to promptly leave each stage to go to the next so they can get up close and tell all their friends how cool Tupac's hologram was. COME ON. I'd rather chill out, have a beer, and wander around and listen to a few good bands than stress myself out over seeing each and every one of them.
THE ALL-AGES:
Again, this comes back to AEG and making money. They don't want to exclude tweens because tweens have rich parents that will do anything for them, including but not limited to buying a $330+ ticket, lodging and giving their kids drugs money. By excluding this population they miss out on lots of profit.
Unfortunately for us who are 21+, this makes the experience unpleasant. We can't drink our $9 beers outside of our cages. Security is maximum. We are treated like criminals. That's right, they can get mad at us if we accidentally take a full water bottle out of the beer garden but they can't discipline the 16 year old girl who is over-dosing on cocaine near the bathrooms.
THE WATER:
Of course this relates back to money. There is only one water-filling station and it's near one of the least popular stages. But don't fret. They're selling $2 water bottles every 15 feet or so.
THE GOOD:
Most of the bands were good, the weather was okay (except for Friday, rain and cold), and it was nice to get away and just dance. It wasn't all awful. I guess you just have to go and see for yourself, but that involves spending a ton of money.
But for me, this is my first and last Coachella. Good Riddance. read more