So, this place is a one-stop shop... they have cigs, Kratom+, cigars, & clippers. I do all my shopping for my smoke & pain needs here. The employees will help you ratchet up your game, no question. You get the feeling that this place is special, & it is. They also take care of the little guy & give a homie discount sometimes. Before, I was spending much more on lower quantity Kratom products, but they have bottles with 500 capsules. Saving me money, stress, & anxiety while helping me enjoy my journey in life. Sam, specifically, went the extra mile to help me learn about some key products I was interested in, & have found powerful & effective solutions. If you have smoke, pain, &/or cognitive functioning needs, think twice about skipping over this place... you'll be missing a treasure in Thousand Jokes!! you know I love you, don't forget your bamboo hats kids, it's hot as Hades out there right now. The Sauce. -RäMSeS read more

Came in to get greensmart living product.They were sold out,but Sam was kind enough to suggest another popular product to "hold me over" until stock came in. He was so helpful and so nice.This is how a business should be.He really cared about helping me...he wasnt just trying to make a sale. They have the largest selection of tobacco products I've ever seen. I am in Simi and because of the outstanding customer service provided by Sam I plan on being a repeat customer..well worth the drive!! Thank you Sam,you are awesome!! Highly recommend this store..HIGHLY. read more

Selection of premium cigars was good and so were the prices. George was helpful and also threw in a free cigar cutter while I was checking out. I'll definitely be back. read more

Nice spot great prices good fellas variety of cigars is amazing read more

One of the best cigar shop in town. Great prices and great humidor . Ask for Sam he is a great helpful guy

I always considered this place a hit or miss until my last visit a few weeks ago. One of the guys that works there is a jerk. Always. Very arrogant and acts like he knows everything when in fact he is really just bullshitting the whole time. I went in to buy a new e-cigarette. The guy acted annoyed with me the whole time. Every question I asked was met with one word answers. I asked him straight up about the authenticity of his products- not to be a jerk but just I know a lot of these types of shops sell fake e-cigs so I was just checking. I asked about the return policy and his response was "no returns, no exceptions". I felt like I was really bothering him, which makes me question why I proceeded to purchase anything but I did. I bought a $70 e-cig starter pack but when I got home, something was sitting right with me so I went to the manufacturer's website to inquire about how to determine the authenticity of the product. I'll spare you the details of how I found out but I discovered it was a counterfeit!!! I went back to the store and showed the guy- who clearly didn't want any trouble- and he quickly refunded my money. Oh and to add insult to injury- turns out the authentic version of the e-cig I bought sells online direct from thr manufacturer for $35. I had paid $70 for a knock off! Wtf?!?! read more

Wonderful customer service with utmost professionalism. Extremely helpful to patrons. Very good prices. And, if they don't have a product, they will acquire it expeditiously! read more

I have been going here for 6 years and know the two guys that run the place. They are so helpful and always recommend the best cigars. I always buy hookah products here especially starbuzz. Love this place!! read more

Owner is nothing but helpful!! Great prices mixed with great customer service equals the best tobacco shop in conejo valley. Awesome variety of cigars too! read more

Best shop ever my friend works here his name is Sam :) and his shop has the best cigars, cigarettes, pipe, hookah, etc.... :)