When I book a massage, I go into the experience thinking "Yay! this will soothe some sore muscles and relax me!" The morning of the massage I literally jumped out of bed and skipped down the street to get there!!! So excited!!!
Unfortunately that is the opposite of what happened at Carino Massage.
I arrived, and as other reviewers have said, the place is not much for the eyes. Its at the back of a building that was built in the early 80s and has not been kept up well. Oh well, they are not in charge of the building itself, but it was to be a harbinger of things to come.
I was escorted into the massage room as soon as the massage began, I noticed that there is a little sign within eye view that says "Gratuity 10-15% expected at end of service" - I have seen that in other massage places, but to put it in eye site of the face cradle, was a little strange. The masseuse says, "are you a massage snob?", and I reply "what?" I was taken aback. I was there to have a relaxing experience, and that felt like a very obtuse thing to ask when I'm about to be naked in front of you... I was like "Um, no, I have had several massages, but I don't think I like the word snob, it has a negative connetation...." silence. awkward.
The massage began, and I started getting cold. I asked if the room could be heated up, but no response from the masseuse. As the massage went on, he keeps massaging my calf (the problem area I put on the intake sheet before the service) but instead of the meaty part of my calf, he keeps rubbing the bone! ouch! I even say the word "ouch" several times. That seems like it would be massage 101 to me. Rub the muscle, not the bone. Boo.
As the massage continues, it seems more like he is wiping massage oil in, than to pin point muscles. I feel like I can do the oil application myself. I was looking forward to real muscle relief. bummer.
Finnally I ask, hesitantly, can you apply more pressure? He does, but it seems to have aggrevated him, and he overdoes it. I say "ow! ow! ow!" so he lets up a little bit. Stressfull!!
Time to flip over. the masseuse says "you are holding a lot of tension in your jaw, try to breathe." While I appreciate the sentiment, I really didn't know how to express "yeah, its because you keep massaging my bones, and not my muscles!" I didn't want to be rude or make it worse. :( (sad face) He tries massaging my jaw - with too much pressure, and it was scary!! It hurt, so I had to pull away, and I'm sure I winced. its like, "don't collapse my neck!"
I mean, I don't even want to have to think that!!!! freaky.
For some reason he kept attributing it to me being "stressed", not his poor technique, but apparently I am in the minority, since all the other people had wonderful experiences. I am sad to say I am not among them, although I was soooo hoping I would be!! I really wanted it to be awesome!
You know that real muscular part of your thigh? on the outter part? He kept poking that. That was painful. I don't know how to express pain except to say "ow" He says "breathe into the pain, you will release more tensions" I was pretty ready for the massage to be over at that point.
Finally time to get changed and exit. Yay!
I exit the room and he says "have you ever been massaged by a male before?" "yes" "well you seemed stressed, you had little dimples in your chin, you seem to be one of those people who are just tense."
Honestly, nice confrontation skills buddy. Yes, the massage was very stressfull for me, not because you are a male, but because on top of all the painful happenings the room was absolutely freezing!
Whatever, at that point I just wanted to get out of there. I gave him his much wanted "gratuity", and took off, not looking back. Does that mean its about the money for him? I don't mind parting with a few dollars to make someone happy, but there is no way I'm going back there.
The weirdest thing happened to me after the massage that has never happened before (and trust me, I have had 100s of massages.) The rest of the day my energy was like ZERO and instead of having the happy productive day I was so excited to have, I literally jumped out of bed, I had to go home and sleep for a few hours, and even after that I was still groggy. Weird. That was probobly just a coincidence, but worth mentioning.
Wish I had a more positive experience. I love massage, and am still looking for a regular masseuse now that I live in LA. read more