This place is extremely inconsistent. Once they stop feeling like serving anything other than fried…read morefood which is mandatory to keep serving alcohol.. they claim the pizza oven is broken and no more pizzas. Walk in on 4th of July to the entire place packed and a pizza just coming out of the oven, everyone has multiple pizzas.. I try to order to go.. nope sorry pizza oven isn't working. LMFAO. Or when they want you to eat there and keep drinking their overpriced booze. Either fix your pizza oven, upgrade your disgusting black fingerprint and gunk covered white standing fridge that everyone can see when ordering or tell your customers you don't want their patronage and aren't making anymore pizzas for the night. Be honest. Place has been reported to health dept for unsanitary practices in the kitchen. It's truly disgusting. Also the main bitch up front always is bitching about being there, bitching when an employee calls out sick because she has to work longer, or bitches that anyone else that works there doesn't know how to do shit. It truly is SO off putting for anyone to come in and feel like they can enjoy a meal or themselves. Especially anyone who isn't from this town and is visiting or passerby's.. it's not welcoming. Find a new job if you don't like what you do. NOONE is making you stay there.

We were a little leery as two women walking into this place, but once we passed thru the door, we…read morewere kindly greeted. Cool little place. Kind of a hip dive bar meets delicious food with a sprinkle of old timers ready to share a story or two with you while you wait. We got burgers, cuz duh... Look at these things!! I got mine with a side salad instead of fries and my friend got the fries. All of it was delicious. There was zero chance either of us were able to finish these monsters so the rest came home with us. The side salad was amazing! Fries were delicious. And the burgers did not disappoint. The guy at the counter was super friendly and everyone in the establishment gave off a friendly vibe. Happy they were the only place open when we were driving through. We would definitely visit again.

So, let's get the bad out of the way, this place really needs to do something about their flies. It…read morewas so weird. There weren't that many flies anywhere else I went in Port Orford, but The Dive had hundreds of flies everywhere, and the staff seemed to act like this was a normal thing. I don't know what's going on there. Maybe the restaurant is haunted. They need to find a solution though. Other than that, it was very nice. The bartender was friendly and helpful, the drinks were reasonable and they had a nice selection of craft beers while also stocking PBR and stuff like that. The food was pretty good. I got a burrito and it was very spicy. I liked it a lot and if I lived in Port Orford I'd consider becoming a regular.

For a small town, Port Orford really has some great options to eat. This place is definitely worth…read morestopping by for dinner. The interior is nothing fancy but the staff are very friendly and attentive from the moment you arrive until you leave. Great pub food but definitely the fish and chips stood out the best. The fish is fresh (locally sourced) and really tasty, the batter isn't too much and is full of delicious flavors. The burgers are also good but in my opinion it's the fish and chips that is really worth unforgettable and with coming back. It comes with a very generous amount of fries. The clam chowder is another one that I would highly recommend, honestly it's one of the very best chowder I have ever tasted. Period. The clam flavor comes through with every bite and is very satisfying. They also have a great selection of local micro brews as well as cider (if they have it try Bandon Rain cranberry cider, it's the best!) that should make everyone happy. Service is fast and food came quickly. Definitely worth waiting for after a long day playing at the beach and hiking.

What a delightful place!…read more Delicious food, super friendly owner/operator and staff. This place isn't flashy or has a crazy menu, but it's as good as it gets for clean, tasty comfortable meals reasonably priced. Highly recommend!

I have been loving all the local biscuits and gravy dishes and this one was one of the best! It was…read moreso good and I love that you can order smaller portions! My friend's pancake was absolutely delicious and the bacon was to die for! The atmosphere is great and Brittany, our waitress, was super friendly!

Perfectly prepared fish & chips. Loved their home made tartar sauce, delicious for both the fish…read moreand their fries. Service is efficient,friendly and professional. I've been lucky enough to enjoy Crazies twice & looking forward to my next visit A must stop should you find yourself driving 101 thru beautiful Port Orford.

I got 2 fish tacos, an order of 9pc shrimp cocktail, and a clam chowder bowl. 9pc shrimp cocktail…read morewas actually battered and fried shrimp.. not a shrimp cocktail. I ordered everything for pick up and when I got to my moms home which.. port Orford is 2 whole miles wide, so I took me about 3 whole minutes, I realized they did not poke any holes in the box the shrimp was in and all of the battered shrimp was soggy and disgusting. The fish tacos, same, soggy mushy falling apart and disgusting. The fish itself was soggy and not crispy. The tortilla was all the way disintegrating at this point and upon picking the taco up the entirety of it fell out the hitting when the tortilla completely fell apart. $60+ of food. What the fuck. You'd think when you pride yourself as a seafood place and offer food to go, you'd understand how to properly package the food so it withholds a 3 minute drive home. It makes me realize it would've been NO different had I eaten there. Do not waste your money on this hole in the wall "seafood" place that claims shrimp cocktail is battered fried shrimp with fries. FYI; shrimp cocktail is steamed or boiled, not battered and fried, and served with cocktail sauce and a wedge of lemon. Also they claim to have salads.. but when trying to order a salad, sorry.. no salads. Lmfao. Also, anyone that claims this is the best fish and chips spot on the coast, or in California, or in Oregon. You live in the butt fuck of nowhere in port Orford with 3 restaurants, respectfully, you don't know what the best fish and chips are. E

The view is picturesque! The Rock Fish was great and the…read moregarlic fries. Ask for Julian- our waiter - he is awesome!!!!

We look forward to Redfish every time we travel to the Oregon coast…read more Hubby always gets fish tacos and is never disappointed. We'll probably be back tomorrow. Service was great.

This place is worth the hype! Delicious food (plus gluten free options, yay!), great service, in a…read morecute location by the beach. Not the touristy places with sticky tables...eeew! They have a small patio outside and inside seating too. We sat inside and shared yummy garlic, herb fries. My hubs got the beet and goat cheese sandwich and I had the Fisherman sandwich (tuna with pesto was something I've never thought of). Both sandwiches were delicious! Very casual place that we will definitely return to when we're in the area again

We've traveled the entire Oregon coast, from Astoria in the north all the way down toward…read moreBrookings, eating at restaurants in little towns all along the way. Of all of them, we'd like to congratulate Barnacle Bistro on being the worst experience of the trip. We waited approximately 20-30 minutes just to be seated. After finally getting a table, we waited again for someone to take our order. Eventually, a staff member went to take the order of people who had arrived and been seated after us while we still hadn't even been acknowledged for our order. At that point, we'd had enough and left without eating. We can't review the food because nobody ever got around to serving us. Unfortunately, the service--or lack of it--was enough to make this the most disappointing restaurant stop of our entire Oregon coast trip.

A stop and go market. Be sure to check the expiration date on anything you are buying. I did not…read morebuy any of the pre-cooked items as they were sitting on warmers all day. The reason for the one star is because for being a restaurant they should have a bathroom for their customers! All that they offer is an outhouse porta potty! Yuk! The smell of a Porta potty would certainly ruin your appetite. Hopefully that's not what the people working there have to use. If the workers have a flush toilet with a sink to wash their hands, they should offer that same bathroom to the customers as well. I will not support a restaurant that makes the customers go to a pit toilet porta potty.

V. good sandwiches in a grocery/bakery. Will go back to try more of their goods and goodies.read more

Dirty fries are still delicious. Seasoned fries with a melted cheese sauce, bacon chunks,…read moreonions... just good comfort food Wings came out hot, crispy and smothered in my choice of sauces. I really like their sticky barbecue!! Service was very friendly and the floors and tables are clean. There is currently some construction facia replacement going on outside the building along one wall, but that poses no problem.

We had safe things, sliders and fries and Fish n Chips…read more Both were good fare but not repeatable. Cole Slaw too dry to Eat. Most of the seats are high tops, dark interior in the middle of the day and one broken Tv. Unless you sit at the bar, the others are useless. One waitress for everything but the 6 Bar spots. She worked too hard.

Excellent seafood and service..Oysters on the half shell..biggest I have seen them on the west…read morecoast..I had them fried as well..awesome texture..The halibut sandwich was amazing as well..;)

Fish and chips and beer with a great view. The chowder bread bowl is great too. Wee had a big group…read moreand they took good care of us.