If you really Dig this place, you will need the following.
Before buying a home here, these might be some helpful requirements.
Being familiar with protecting yourself. Your family. Your Life. Your House. Your property you rent. oh dude. Your animals too
Have you ever lived in the ghetto?
That's perfect. This place will make you feel at home.
Are you a master at Krav Maga. That will help living here.
If you know anyone police officers in Buena park that's also a plus. They hate this place.
Do you like living next to child pedos and creepy people, ex-cons, people who escaped from the mental institution? Hmmm still wondering if this place is any good. do you like being woken up by drunks and people fist fighting on the ground to a bloody mess.people trying to stare you to death and intimidate you and your family. do you like being woken up by someone slamming into your car because they don't care. might make it hard to drive.
You will need pepper spray, a legal only taser weapon. anything that can protect you and your family. your animals may be susceptible to be poisoned if your neighbors don't like you. don't leave anything outside your house or in your cars. it will be stolen. oh borrowed and never returned. the streets are chewed up so be prepared. the people who control this place will only care about the prettiness of it. you and any concerns will not be. i repeat will not be helped. you pay your rent. keep your pretty trap shut and everything will be copasetic. you must blend. how do i do this. well there are only less than 10 families here that actually give a care about others. so for the rest, you must turn on your spidey senses, ok. do not tell anyone your business. where you work or anything that can pin you to a schedule. you must come with security cameras. i mean the kind that rotates. get the police dept. involved. always make sure that your cameras work. and you need to have proof of any issues you catch. you must have the Buena park police dept. on speed dial. you may want to call and ask them if you can speak with a detective about the going on here. you will hear illegal substances, prostitution, ext. this place looks ok in the night. or on a dark day but come when you cant get through because the streets are clogged. this place is run downed to the ground. i actually know some people who say that the place is so old that there are gas and electricity issues that can be sued for. are you looking for a shady place to live. well look no farther. hey seriously dude, there are no black people here. why. i say cuz there smart. you cant let anyone in your house you do not know. know that when you are at work your house is being taken care of.wink. you cant have any big scary pooches,k. they have to be muts that can cause multiple injuries to someone's toe if you need help. i would get a scary cat that is on roids ya know. na, im just messing. but ya seriously you better be one heck of a martial artist who has police as your family and friends, who loves acting like you are in a war zone not waiting for the apocalypse or a zombie invasion but just your run of the mill happenings here. if you move here may you rest on your couch. dude. bro if you move here send all your packages to usps.you need one of those boxes. the bull that happens here with people packages is hair rippen.just the regualr beef is the neighbors.your neighbor.dude i hope you know your neighbors. hey i hope i helped.if ya like this place may the good man upstairs watch over you and yours. read more