Pretty cute hidden spot. Our barista was super cute and had great recommendations. We ordered a jalapeño bagel (amazing), one of the redbull drinks (bomb af), and a coffee. read more

Double Espresso was premium petrol!! Enjoyed a nice cheddar bacon bagel... they did nice job w that!! Service w a smile too... oooh wee!! read more

Thank you for being here , I really needed coffee and there's really nothing else around here. There's seriously nothing else around at first i thought it was a mirage. I parked came closer and realized nope no mirage . The barista was amazing. I loved her outfit. read more

Bottoms Up Espresso - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Vernalis, California

Such amazing drinks Great atmosphere and energy! Can't wait to visit again and grab their delicious breakfast sandwiches again!

3-1-2023...3:30pm Bottoms UP on Hwy 132 is a must stop for me whenever I'm traveling down Hwy 132. 2day I was in need of a jolt of energy and the beautiful Alex hooked me up...Stop by and have one of the luvly ladies get your day off to a good start... read more

Bottoms Up Espresso - Thankx to Alex this rite here gave me the energy I needed for my 12 hour night shift - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Vernalis, California

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So many tempting choices it was hard to pick. I settled on a blond bombshell. Marshmallow, camel and white chocolate, nice and sweet. Perfect drinkable temperature. Heading to the national wildlife refuge for some early morning birding. Have driven past bottoms up several times. As we were early we stopped. The barista was friendly. I had to ask her if it was cold in the booth as she was dressed in a bikini. She said it was about 80 degrees. I will stop there in the future to try another espresso. read more

Obviously you know what we came here for.... Coffee, you pervert... Not the gorgeous women in bikinis (that's just a bonus)! Coffee 10/10 Customer service 10/10 Melons 10/10 Beautiful women who make your day 10/10 These girls are so sweet, be kind to them and tip nicely! read more

Yes! Coffee is tasty and they have Cool stickers and hats! Girls are professional but sexy.

We had a new girl today. Which was fine she seems a little unsure of herself when making a mocha extra sweet. But it was delicious. Mel, Vanna are the usual ones we run into on a Saturday. Nice to see new faces. Hope once she settles into the swing of things that she is as bubbly as the rest. She was more joking and talkative after she got the ok from me that my drink was delicious. She asked me to try it before we left. read more

Ok. I'll give you this....it's central Cali farm land. It's hot most of the year, it's dusty all the time, it's not the richest location in Cali. Most likely not even in the top or even mid range of wealth in Cali. So with that said it's a quick latte and coffee drink stop off the 132 going east or west. It's not exactly right off the 99, so you have to have a little determination to go their. It's lattes and lingerie, or just young ladies in panties and bras serving some aptly named drinks for your commute to and or from work. Or the playground. read more

Bottoms Up Espresso - Must be fall - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Vernalis, California

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I absolutely love the coffee here. I moved from Los Angeles expecting to struggle to find a good lattee and am beyond excited to have found the perfect vanilla latte. The servers are kind and the drinks are wonderful. I'd recommend this place to anyone. read more

This place serves food that is expired as well as they dont properly cook any food. The stand only has a microwave to cook. Why cant I have my food properly cooked..right? The plastic they microwave leaves a taste in your mouth. Worst of all i found floating residual in my screamer let me tell you I definitely let out a scream. It was too late I was already at work with mold in my cup:( read more

Tiana and Emma are the perfect combo. Thanks for the drink and the conversation. The other stands make me feel unwelcome sometimes. Never an issue with Vernalis. read more

Well, crud. I hate to update a review from 5 stars to 1 star but boy has this place changed. Today my strawberry smoothie had this awful plastic taste. not even just fake strawberry taste but straight up burnt plastic. Took two sips and ended up throwing it out. Even the whipped cream was kind of off tasting. Shame. read more

The place is in the middle of nowhere but the service was amazing. I don't really remember the name of the young lady that helped me but she was blonde with a lip piercing. She took her time to help me out and actually asked me about my day with great sincerity. I stopped by because my boyfriend had to take our dog out for a quick bathroom break before we head back to the road. I've visited many coffee shops all along California, Oregon, and Washington; I would have to say this has been the best customer service I've witness. I recommend everyone stopping by for the wonderful experience. PS. The coffee was great! read more

Great place to stop for a refill.... Commute M-F Fresno to Oakland.... The ladies are HOT and the coffee strong.... Stop buy for a cup.... read more

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Middle of No Where these ladies are always available to serve some delicious Cold Iced Coffee (bless their hearts). Who would stand in tiny Trailer all day waiting for a customer to serve them coffee??? These ladies can be working else where making way more money. That tip jar was so empty,I went their on memorial Monday by the end of the day :( Coffee was actually very good and the biggest size was a size of a Jug,hUGe for $4.50. Totally worth the stop read more

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came by to get a drink was really happy because it was my first time ever here! for some reason when they handed me my drink they were super rude and treated me like sh* ? i have no idea why? maybe it's the way i ordered and because i was confused on what to get but i feel like their customer service was TERRIBLE read more

I normally give this location a one star maybe two if the girl is nice, but on this particular time, I met Destiny. She was so kind and on top of her shift. The last time I was there I ordered an ice coffee and received a drink that had zero ice and she might of steamed the milk I have no idea, but it was thrown away. I was a barista for five years and I legit feel this company does not train employees at all and they have to learn through trial and error. Shame on you, not the girls. Destiny was there nicest girl in that location and she made my drink without any issues and I didn't wonder what I was getting from her. read more

Well my boyfriend and I were out checking out a country estate sale last summer and on the way home I wanted to check out the Orchard Restaurant and Deli which appeared to be closed. While we were driving in there we spotted the Bottoms Up Espresso, intrigued I decided to jump on yelp and check out the reviews. There were 3 vehicles parked outside when I pulled up I was told they had no water due to the drought. The girl offered no alternatives to making a sale as no water meant no coffee. My guess was she was just there looking cute and wasting my time so I thanked her and was on my way. read more

This place is a joke. Nobody is ever in charge. They rarely get your order correct. Due to limited coffee options on Maze, I stopped by this morning to get a coffee on my way to work and both girls were headed to the deli across the street, and told me they'd get me coffee when they got back. I told them I didn't have time to wait, and they said "sorry" and continued heading to the market. read more

It's great that Bottoms Up Espresso added a location to serve people communizing to and from Modesto and Tracy the back way. The girls are friendly, tasteful, funny and the drinks are great. Nothing trashy about a girl serving drinks in a bikini. Just a great gimmick and I applaud their marketing. Stop by if your curious. It's worth it! read more

I get the ice tea lemonade that Brianna makes. Very good. I've had some other drinks she's made like the mango peanut butter smoothie, I was a little uncertain about it but once I tasted it it was really good. Also, Brianna is really a nice person, very nice to talk to, I'll continue to come back. read more

Awesome! The espresso is great, but the bikini laden beauties behind the counters make the experience. The servers are all very hospitable and always chat nicely while serving. Very nice! read more