THINKING ABOUT BONES ROADHOUSE MAKES ME HUNGRY!!!
Man was that some good food! This review is long overdue, but driving down 50 today brought back memories of them delicious burgers. Let me just preface this review by stating that Bones is a BAR. It is not a huge restaurant like Texas Roadhouse, Logan's Roadhouse, etc. If you do not like hole-in-the-wall divey places with tons of character then save yourself the read. Otherwise, let's review!
QUALITY/SELECTION: 5/5
Bones is a real bar with a solid selection of brews. I believe it is over 15 on tap with many more bottles. I got the Moose Drool, which is always a nice beer after a good hike.
I did not expect much from the food after walking in the door. Not too many bars actually satiate my food desires. I was not left wanting here. A fat 1/2lb patty with some peppers and a ton of fresh, FRESH grilled onions formed an amazing medley in my mouth. I LOVE onions on everything, and these were perfect. Even the bun(which is normally the worst part of the burger) was delicious. I with that I remembered what is was made from.
Additionally, I tossed some sweet potato fries in the mix. Very good choice. Top of the line sweet potato fries. Some may argue that it is hard to mess up sweet potato fries, but until you have had top notch ones then you do not know what you are missing.
Also, I hear that the veggie patty is to die for, even if you are not vegetarian.
AMBIANCE: 4/5
If it looks like there are some bikers out front then I know that it is going to be a great place(bikers are some of the best people you can meet fyi.) The parking lot is surprisingly large. I came on a weekday so I do not know how crowded it can get on a weekend, but there is lots of parking. Inside has a very large 3/4 wraparound bar that connects to the view-able kitchen. Plenty of tvs and entertainment, along with a large pool table and a few seated tables near it. There is an outside patio with many more seats.
What you will notice if you are coming from the freeway is that this place is FAR! Miles of windy country roads with no street lights or signs. Man does that make me want to ride my bike down there. While it is definitely scenic, it takes awhile if you are hungry.
My only other gripe is that the pool table is stationed dangerously close to some other inside tables. More than once I had to modify my shots in order to not hit somebody.
PRICE: 4/5
Average price for brews, below average for ballin' food. Not crazy cheap but I can't complain.
SERVICE: 5/5
Awesome service! Sat down at the bar and was acknowledged immediately. Even if the bartender/server cannot take your order at that moment, I respect the work ethic of someone that say "I will be with you in a moment." Anyways I was able to order extremely fast with a waitress who gave me tons of information. She relayed that information to the chef a few feet behind her and he got to cooking. She went on to serve a few other while having playful banter with other employees and basically every patron. As I basically watched my food get cooked in front of me, I can say that my service from kitchen to table was extremely fast. Beer service was quick as well. Had to ask for the check, but I should have expected that sitting at the bar.
OVERALL IMPRESSION:
I was sad that I could not make it out to Bones today. It is not too often that I have a burger that blows my mind. This review is making me rather hungry, so forgive me as a leave and attempt to create a burger on par with theirs. If you are in the area then you absolutely must go to Bones Roadhouse! Just do it! read more