What a trick to pull on hungry travelers. The place, from the outside, looks so cozy and inviting, it just looks like the folks are going to be so kind and the food-to die for. Nope. Wrong. I rolled in here with two others, a couple of Saturdays ago, it was about 9am-9:30, on our way to fish Lake Champlain, anyway...the place was not very busy, just a few other tables were occupied, the restaurant appeared that they were over-staffed, plenty of people congregating behind the counter. We were seated immediately, our waitress was very curt, just fast, unkind, made us feel like we were intruding on something. I don't recall her name, but she was a Caucasian woman 40's, dull blonde hair, not tall-she didn't offer breakfast specials, we discovered the specials board, AFTER we ordered. One guy ordered French toast, his was fine, just bland, no huge expectations for French toast, he was lucky to get his one coffee refill eventually, that's all he said. Now, myself, and the other guy, we each ordered a "Breakfast wrap" or "Breakfast burrito" right from the menu. Keep in mind, it's $10 and something for this burrito, it's advertised as being delicious and stuffed with bacon and sour cream and salsa and eggs and whatever else. Man! these were HORRIBLE, yes the tortilla wraps (generic-awful!) were indeed HUGE, the wrap itself-not the contents. I unfolded mine and looked at the paltry amount of food inside, and how it looked-YUCK! Forget about it, hardly any bacon, I'm talking, I was lucky to find like a few rubbery bacon "bits" it was almost all onions and salsa believe it or not. Oh, the fresh sour cream, that came in a little tiny dixie cup on the side, and it was just smelling nasty and it was so watery. I folded this horrible looking concoction back up after adding some salt & pepper and I took a few bites from one half, that was enough. I tapped out. I wasn't in the mood for a gigantic flour wrap, a mouth full of onions, and watery sour cream. My traveling partner, he felt the same, he ate a bit less of it than I did, and his gut ached for a good while, not to be crass, but we had to make a stop at the very first accommodations. OH?! The home fries that came with these burritos? No flavor, they weren't home fries, they were frozen potato squares with ZERO seasoning, just bland, dull. No taste. My dog would hate them. What happened to the real home fries? There was nothing homie about this place. I hated it with a red hot passion. I hated paying for it. I hated tipping. The next time I'll either go to McDonalds or I'll see if there's a nice diner in Fair Haven, this was a putrid meal and a putrid experience. Cold, inattentive waitress and a horrendous couple of meals. Nice Job guys, you too, Chef! I wonder what the cook's story is? You hand out swill? Trash bag experience. I'm not happy. Still. read more