Ever wanted to write a good review and just couldn't get there?
These poor shmucks try hard, Honest!
Hope the benefits are good, cuz after the masses get done with them every day the need for a good shrink would only be compared to the need for the job... to pay the shrink because of the job...
The parking is jacked if you're not familiar with the street- Took me 3 hours to shake free of the mess inside and found a note for $50 on the window for parking in a 1 hour spot.... Yeah, they could fix that, huh? Blame it on the library- some kinda overdue fine for expired gooey decimals or digits. It would take an Einstein from Berkeley to figure out the amount of revenue those parking spots have generated since they built the place... and it works for every newbie that doesn't know there is free parking in back, OUCH! I'll bet they even got some poor patrol car sitting near the corner waiting for someone to pull a UU turn to find a driveway to avoid the street parking scam.
Walk in and are greeted by the seven dwarfs-
Doc (Ever wonder why the lawyers and staff get the electric gate free pass card? (Pushing something at a big profit and it is usually carried in a briefcase?) Get the staff and officers of the court a private entrance, so the rest of us poor slobs feel better about the suits in the fast lane - $50 bucks a month or they can use the same line as the average jane and joe doe. And no, I don't wanna hear about 'it saves them time' @ my age- I don't have a lot left and they are either getting paid to be there or they can telecommute.
Happy (Not since 1945 when WW 2 was called- some old lady got thrown out because she had a perfume bottle or something resembling a nail file and two minutes later a reall tall Babe out of a playboy centerfold- I mean built like a brick house- with the tight sweater, tighter pants and the red suede thigh high boots that could have hidden a shot gun - walked through the line like she had just kissed her favorite 'uncle' good night and got what she wanted...
Sleepy (The metal scanner- went off after I got through it, I mean W+T+F? Really, if you're going to hit the test button on an old fart in sandals whose dad helped develop the technology: Wake up!)
Bashful (the chick at WINDOW 7- ooh, you scare me, step back from the 2 inches of bullet proof glass while I count your cash... OMG!)
Sneezy (oh! no you didn't! Sister was walking through the halls playing with herself in her jacket trying to get a entrapment bust (pun) while everyone stays stuck in line for over an hour... she walks by 4 times and couldn't find anyone that stupid or mentally ill)
Dopey (Ever seen a red nosed apologetic expression on a tired old uniform dudes face? Just for having to raise money for the state/county/city... jeeze- and people wonder why the patrols don't want to respond to anything anymore... they get if from the gangs, the hoods, the public, the cameras and on and on... but nothing is like what they get from their bosses... buddy- I feel ya...
And then there was the Prince of the court- some Prince Charles British sounding guy who makes my bald wrinkly old chrome dome look good... Hell if I'm Going There Again... Get a lawyer for this load... at least they don't have to pay double taxation... and don't get hassled for being in the sewer called a line all morning- maybe it's worth the money you save in parking and from the looks of the ones that have to prowl the halls of justice- they could use a little fish food too.
So, you think I sound like a whiney little twit... yeah, right! Your turn! ...You go ahead and spend your fun filled day at the Price is Right Palace for the driving impaired and tell me you had a good time.
Speedy trial-- Yes. Pergatory for speeding-- Freek O'Lay, if they get you in this building they will try to make you stay...
Justice may be blind- but the princess of the TSA had better get her dignity on or someone is gonna put this barrel of monkeys on 'Got U 2 Tube' read more