MY SON AND DAUGHTER GOT TAKEN THERE BY THEYRE DAD **PAST COUPLE DAYS 04/09/26** they BOTH had Food…read morePoisoning, I am so livid- no accountability - and I'm upset even more that their dad didn't call back and say anything this is WRONG

was in town meeting old friends from college and someone suggested this location for lunch the…read moreinterior is pretty cool and welcoming. I had ordered the French dip and French onion soup and that was absolutely the worst. I think I've ever had in a restaurant. It was horribly over salted and the vinegar taste was overpowering and I actually had to send it back after just a few sips and order fries. My French dip was extremely dry and for some odd reason the orange juice sauce was actually pretty good and that pretty much saved the day, but I wouldn't recommend ordering what I did. The service however, was pretty good.

Great service, great coffee, and breakfast items! The egg bites were phenomenal and it was close to…read morethe Airbnb we rented

Went there for a breakfast burrito and breakfast bagel. They were made promptly with a smile, great…read moreservice. The items were very large and hefty. However, I found them them to be just OK for quality. The bagel was a sloppy mess and the burrito was not something I would come back for. Nice people and service though.

First time in, Maybe the blonde girl at the register was having a bad day but wasn't very friendly…read more I got the JB Jalapeño burger and it was really good. Clean environment and bathroom. Stopped by again today. Staff was friendly and food was good

No difference from Zips or McDonald's. A place to fill the void in you stomach. Their ice cream is…read morenot to bad.

Dear Senõr Fernando, I want to shout out from the rooftops…read moreabout your wonderful restaurant! During a long overdue reunion, my family had an absolutely wonderful time eating great food together in your restaurant. While sitting in your festive dining room complete with vivid color, carved furnishings with images of people from a cultural world personal to your history made us feel we were in different part of the world. A group of 5 adults (some local, some from Boston) rolled into Kettle Falls late last April. Your food was both nourishing and delicious. This speaks volumes about your commitment and true character as a restaurant owner. True hospitality starts behind the scenes. It embodies empathy, love, and respect to your customers. Your genuine love for food and people is revealed by the way you prioritize customer satisfaction. Your gracious hospitality rivals no other. Bravo, Senõr Fernando and to your team!

Trailer Park "Mexican". Tasted like something one of the local "Beckies" whipped up with her baby…read moreon her hip. Def not "authentic", lol.

Best bar in town! Gotta love horns! And the food is pretty darn good too! If you are driving…read morethrough it's a great place to relax for a minute

A group of 5 of us stopped into Horns for a late lunch after visiting the Grand Coulee Dam…read more Free parking can be found in the parking lot. Credit cards are an accepted form of payment. Horns offers a full bar, pull tabs, pool table and a couple TVs. The ceiling is covered with airbrushed sponsored squares that were fun to look at. Food is typical bar grub fare. Indoors is a bit unkempt and could use a good cleaning. Service seemed a bit frazzled. I'm unsure if this was due to our group size or the tenure of the staff. I slurped on a Bodhi for $4 while reviewing the menu, my wife a Manny's for $4. My wife and I shared the French Dip Sandwich with Curly Fries for $15. We were starving and inhaled our lunch. Everyone else in our group seemed satisfied with their lunch choice as well. Overall, Horn's satisfied our thirst and hunger pains; however, the staff was not overly friendly. Perhaps this was due to not being locals. Either way, I don't plan on returning the next time I'm in the area.

What a nice surprise. I was honestly hoping for just a decent breakfast after a long morning ride…read moreand figured this would be a greasy spoon. I was wrong. This is a quality restaurant that puts together some awesome food and does the details right. They serve the coffee cup on a dish which kept the table circle free. This was a nice old school touch. Fresh cream was brought with the coffee and was kept full throughout my time there by a very nice server. The chorizo burrito was the best one I've ever had. It was completely stuffed with the goods too. Although I was here for breakfast, they had some awesome looking pies. Since I'm a ways away from coming back (and can't keep it cool on the motorcycle) I decided to have breakfast dessert. Glad I did as it was amazing. I appreciate a good meal on the road and this certainly checked that box.

Food was all made from scratch and the flavors were incredible! We got the patty melt, the tuna…read moremelt and the chicken salad croissant. Be sure to grab a homemade oatmeal cookie before to head out.

Great food and service! The manager was very attentive Very quick service. We tried eating at the…read morebar next door and left after 45 minutes and our food order and watching the cook taking multiple smoke breaks without even even washing his hands.

After spending a morning hunting fossils at a nearby (tourist trap) attraction, we were hungry for…read moresome good eats. Knotty Pine sounded like a cool,place to try and they brought the goods! The interior is not classy or "upscale," but it is clean, comfortable and welcoming. It's a seat-yourself kind of place, so it was a moment before we were handed menus and asked for drink orders. Then it was a rather lengthy wait before our orders were taken. However, it didn't take that long for the food to arrive and, I will say this, it was definitely worth the wait. I ordered the Crispy Dill Chicken Sandwich with tater tots. It arrived piping hot and oh-so-good. The fried chicken sandwich was indeed crispy, VERY flavorful with three crisp pickle slices in there. The chicken itself tasted like it was brined in pickle juice as well. If you like pickles, you'll love this sandwich. It was excellent! The tater tots .... well, how can you screw that up?? They were hot, tasty and plentiful. Now, while initially a little slow, the service is friendly and attentive. My iced tea was refilled without even getting halfway down. Prices were reasonable. We look forward to stopping again when we pass through Republic (and skip the local hustle).

It's casino food. And honestly, this was the first decent fare I've had at a Spokane Tribe…read moreestablishment. My Turkey Club was pretty epic, size-wise, and the Tomato Basil side was actually quite good. Wifey was less satisfied with her French Onion, but it was more the portion than the flavor. All in all, a necessary meal to soak up the early evening's libations. Our visit deteriorated from that point on, but I sure can't fault the kitchen staff for a testy bar manager's attitude. And the other half of my sammie made for a nice end to a rather bacchanalian evening. At least I think I ate it? Wink wink...

I think its weird to have so many servers and not have a traditional service where they come to you…read moreand take orders. Servers would stand to make more tip by actually waiting tables...but here you go to the counter and order at the register and they bring it to you instead. The overall feeling of this establishment is a snack bar not a diner restaurant that has prime rib on the menu. Getting your own drinks seems like a waste of money with the cups. Anyway, the food was okay. I think its too much bacon for a clam chowder lol like where was the clam just call it bacon chowder lol. Patty Melt was decent but I think the grilled onions need to be grilled more its like they barely touched the grill. My biggest gripe for me is the ranch.. thats the worst ranch Ive ever tasted. Please just buy hidden valley ranch seasoning then add mayo sourcream milk etc and dont mess with the flavoring too much your ranch was too sour (lemon?) or way expired lol... People seem to like to hang out way after they are done eating mostly an older crowd. Service was polite.