WARNING. This is going to be long, so if you don't have the time, don't bother reading this.
Ok, Bayview is your standard overpriced, yuppie, foodie, Evergreen trustafarian haven. I don't really care all that much; I'm not a hypocrite. I like my nice cheese selections. It is, in fact, one of two thriftways - the other being Ralph's - and as far as I can tell, the only real excuse for why Olympia has not, as of yet, broken ground for a Trader Joes. But I digress...
I don't care that Bayview is overpriced, there exist plenty of other shopping options around, so I'm not complaining that I was ever forced to shop here by lack of other options. No, my gripe with Bayview is of another nature.
Bayview (as well as Ralph's) refuses to carry plan b. Why? Good question. Alas, a good answer there is not. Need a condom? Great, hand over your ID and wait in line while we go unlock them and get them for you just like if you were buying cigs... Oh, ribbed or lubed? Ridiculous.
Second complaint.
When I first moved to Olympia and did not yet own a car, Bayview was the only grocery within reasonable walking/biking distance that I could get to on a whim. Said "whim" occurred one evening, and my then fiancée and I bolted out the door to grab some beer to go with dinner. While purchasing the beer (a 40oz Duvel), the cashier, someone I've personally bought alcohol from over a dozen times, asks for my fiancée's ID. He hands it over; she then turns to me and requests same. I reach into my bag - oopps, don't have my wallet; it's in my apartment about 15 minutes walk from here, but no biggie, right? You've checked my id over a dozen times - I know you recognize me, plus I'm not buying the beer. Too bad. Won't sell us the Duvel....DUVEL! Who the hell even BUYS fucking DUVEL other than well beer educated folks willing to drop a 20 note on beer? ANSWER: Not someone who is underage unless they are from Europe.
I ask to speak to her manager - manager lady with a serious attitude problem comes out and tells me that she can't sell the beer to us because I don't have my ID. Again, I mention that I'm not buying the beer - this guy that I'm in line with is, I'll just leave and go home and he can buy the beer. Nope. Won't sell us the beer. Wait, it get's better. I also ask what they do when parent's with underage kids try to buy alcohol. Obviously the kids don't have valid ID's, right? Oh, not a problem there. They're OBVIOUSLY related. Bullshit, I say. You don't know that...unless you're psychic. Oh, you're psychic? Well then...
Then, a guy who I've seen occasionally at similar hangout spots around town as myself (who doesn't even know us) grabs the beer and says that he's going to buy it for himself. What ensues next can only be described as a tugging match between the manager (who doesn't believe that this random guy is buying the beer for himself) and this random guy. Who, eventually wins and buys the beer. We are, however, followed out of the store by the manager- excuse me- BITCH, who wants to make sure that no beer exchanging happens. I felt like a criminal. Oh, did I mention that I'm 27 and my fiancée is 28? I told the manager that I wouldn't ever be purchasing over priced alcohol for them again and I haven't, so they've lost a lot of business considering that I buy alcohol very often. Almost daily, but now from places like Gravity and the Wine Loft.
I understand that the cashier was only acting in accordance with the absolute LETTER of the law, but I was a cashier at Whole Foods for years and I would have NEVER put a customer, one I'd sold alcohol to on several occasions, through the tirade that these women put us through.
So, I don't shop at Bayview anymore, but it doesn't mean that you shouldn't. Just make sure to scowl at them for me.
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