There's a rat in the bathroom what am I gonna do.
There's a…read morerat in the bathroom what am I gonna do.
This little slice of UB40 love brought to you by a thematically confused pizza place in France.
It's a plastic rat and the girls thought it was about the coolest thing they'd ever seen.
These guys take three themes Pinocchio, Tin-Tin and Mardi Gras, they mix 'em all together with some good food and a rat and end up with a happily confusing, mixed up jumble.
The good news is you can ignore the theme and just eat. The ham pizza and kids pizza were eh but they make the kids pizza somewhat resemble Mickey so naturally it's the best pizza the girls have ever eaten. The salmon pizza was amazing, better than I'd even hoped and the 4 cheese was delicious.
And because they're just a few dozen feet from a Tintin exhibition they use old Tintin books as menus. They collect books, the real hardbound kind, in all sorts of exotic languages then add a few pages in the front and the back. So when the waitress first comes it's kind of silly to distribute Tintin books around the table.
And if all else fails you're eating in a cute little place in France. How bad can that be? Go and enjoy and hum a little UB40 for me.