My friends and I did this excursion thru "Groupon". My friend and I have kayaked before, another girl had never been, another not in 8 yrs. So there was a mish-mash of experience. We decided to go on the easy excursion.
I didn't much care for the instructor. She gave less than minimal instruction, if that is possible. She thought she was pretty clever but in reality she acted plain bored and fake-hipster, very impressed with herself. She ran thru the basic of basics on how to paddle (I've been thru this before, so I know how and what needs to be explained) but she did not explain very much at all and make the customers comfortable with what they were doing- maybe she used 5 -8 minutes in total and most of it was, yeah cool.. Um....me me me...... . She did not explain how to get into the kayak, NOT ONE WORD about the feet adjustments, she set the backrests and assumed they were set correctly for everyone - they were way too erect for me and my backrest was painful. My left leg was numb within minutes because of the footrests, again no hint of help on instructor's part. She handed us our life jackets and as we put them on, they were all WAY too small. as for a child, and she just laughed and expected us to figure out how to make them bigger, come on now, there are several adjustments to be made and I had never used this type of life jacket before. This girl did not give individual attention at all and there were only four of us. She could have shown one of us and had the others watch. She didn't take a life jacket and show us anything, there are adjustments here, here, and here....nothing. She spoke directions to us, casually , and didn't really 'show' us.
She got in the kayak herself and ignored the rest of us - didn't really show anyone or tell anyone how to do it. Again, she was very casual even though she knew 2 out of the 4 were novices. We paddled about an hour. She went on ahead and always left either 1 or 2 paddlers behind. Wasn't interested in teaching us. Just called out some stuff about birds and the ecosystem to one tandem boat, and if the other boats missed what she said, well too bad. That was her attitude.
We stopped to paint. That was fun. We were supposed to paint the landscape and there was literally NO landscape to paint, as if we were on Mars. But we made the best of it.
My paddle had its drip thingy on backwards and the left side dripped on me the entire time. I knew I was going to get wet but this is a minor thing and a minor irritation that grew into a major irritation....like a dripping faucet or a running toilet.
Make sure you take something to drink, a little snack bar, and yes, wear some water sandals that will rinse off easily (NOT TENNIS SHOES!!! your feet will be wet all day). I wore my everyday Tevas and they worked great. Great excuse for a pedicure later.
On the way back, she led us thru "the maze". She told me to go on ahead first thru this maze that I had never been thru before, and the maze thru the grasses was so tight, that I sort of got stuck. I was able to wrangle myself free of the grasses but it made me a little mad that she told me to go first ahead of her, and I didn't really know where I was going, and it was a very, very tight space. I felt she should have foraged her way first and not send a customer ahead who had never kayaked thru marsh grasses before.
I won't do this trip again with Artist Boat although we were taken to a good place to kayak for beginners. Very open marsh, flat water, nothing much to look at, some egrets and other birds, mullets that jump up and sometimes into your boat. Scenery couldn't get much more boring. But if you are new to kayaking, the water at Galveston State Park put-off is only about 2-3 feet deep. Very safe and calm place to kayak.
So,no, I wouldn't recommend the Artist Boat.
Instructor said the paint would wash out of my clothes - it didn't. If you go, make sure you wear something you don't mind getting stained, all four of us kayakers had black spots all over our clothes and assumed it was from the paint. It might have been from oily muddy bay water splashing on us. Remember you are in Galveston Bay, in the Carcinogenic Coast. read more