According to Web MD, I've got, Tuberculosis, HIV/AIDS, Parkinson's, Lymphoma, hypoglycemia, or I just ate some bad sushi. Eating 2am truck stop sushi with a traveling lot lizard suffering from raging pink eye is never a good idea. Even with an eye patch, it was obvious. Either way it's affecting my dreams in some amazing, and I presume, legal ways.
Most hallucinations or dreams of this magnitude require mother nature's assistance in the form of various cacti and fungi additives. I have partaken of no such substances since that night I spent at a Navajo sweat lodge in an undisclosed part of Arizona with my gypsy side chick, Omaha.
But onto the subject at hand. Since my self diagnosis I have had an unquenchable appetite for beef. Roast beef to be more precise. Arby's Beef & Cheddar to be exact. Over the course of the past 2 weeks, I have consumed a dozen of these delicious sammy's, experiencing almost orgasmic bliss with every bite. Other then the occasional shot of cheddar cheese sauce hanging in my beard, I have no complaints, only praise.
To be fair, I can't single out any one particular Arby's since I have visited multiple locations those past 14 days...
Altoona
Des Moines (SE 14th Street)
Pella
...but being that the last one I stopped at was the Pella location, I'll post this love under their banner.
In this age of Covid, both the Altoona and Des Moines locations appeared to be drive thru only. I did observe an elderly gentleman dining inside, enjoying some type of sandwich with lots of meat on it while I was going through the drive thru at the Pella location this afternoon. All the precautions are taken, gloves, masks and ample doses of delicious roast beast bathed sensuously in Arby's sauce. It's almost pornographic in its deliciousness.
Yeah, they have other stuff too, but seriously, why bother. Do you go to the Chinese buffet for the pizza? Of course you don't. Arby's does beef and they do it better then anyone else. Granted, they aren't the French Laundry and you're not Gavin Newsom. I pity you if you have no clue what that last sentence means.
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