Met up with a friend here at his recommendation for a pre-Arcade Bar dinner. I usually trust his taste in food, but I just DO NOT GET the high praise from him and seemingly half of the city for this place.
First off, I admit that I am not big on fish tacos, since they're usually made with tilapia I just find them boring. When I walked in to Antique Taco, I was hit with the overwhelming aroma (stench) of fish and frying oil. Even full-flavored fish shouldn't be so pungent-smelling, gah. That is not a good way to make fish tacos less boring.
So as I waited for my friend to arrive, I perused the rest of the menu, all of which sounded good, hoping hoping hoping that he wouldn't want the stanky fish tempura tacos even though he had previously mentioned how good they are (I'm an eternal optimist). Good as stuff sounded, I was struck by how pricey everything was- $7+ for two tacos?? I like to support places that locally-source their ingredients so I was willing to reserve judgment.
He arrived and we settled on the chicken tinga empanadas, the ribeye tacos (I asked about the mushroom tacos and the chick at the counter's take was "Yeahh, they're...good. They don't taste too mushroom-y." Oooookay), the accursed fish tacos and the soup of the day, split pea- it was one of those "my boogers are frozen inside my nose and it hurts my lungs to breathe" days this winter. I mused aloud how they would give split pea a Mexican twist, tortilla strips on top? Chorizo instead of a ham hock as the base? Counter chick replied "Yeah. It's, you know, split pea." Damn girl, what's with the hard sell? Then we picked a couple of cans from their little beer selection, and yes, we asked for guidance on those as well but I won't even bother to get into that since I imagine you've got the picture already as far as counter girl goes.
We had arrived at just the right time, so there were a few seats available for us to squeeze into. Like, SQUEEZE. At almost 6' I'm pretty tall, especially for a chick, but even if everyone hadn't been sporting big coats it would have been a serious challenge to get into our spots (and we're both of thin build) without shoving or smacking anyone in the face as we passed- and not all people are as conscientious as me, since I did in fact get smacked full in the face by another patron's big-ass purse later in the meal. Hey, I have a big-ass purse too, a-hole! Not an excuse. But the seats really are comically close together.
So, our food starts to arrive, first the empanadas. Flat in flavor and the chicken was dry (how does one manage to make tinga dry...???). Then at roughly the same time we got the rib eye and the fish. I tried a bite of the fish taco- I will try just about anything as it's not fugu or still writhing on my plate. Well damn, I can see why everybody thinks these are so great, nothing better than a big mouthful of SMOKY OIL. Bleggghhhhh. Fortunately my pal was not looking at me as I did so, because I have no poker face and I don't tell people (except maybe on an anonymous review site, ahem) that something they love is shit. He still looked a little hurt when at the end of the meal I told him to go ahead and finish off the second fish taco because I was pretty full (not really true) and it wasn't my favorite. :(
OK, rib eye taco. Again, bland. How the hell do you make a piece of rib eye steak bland????
After we had eaten most of this we realized that we hadn't received our soup. So friend walks up to the counter to ask about it, and then a few minutes later a woman (not counter girl) comes out with the receipt from the register and says that it hadn't been rung up, "So, you didn't PAY for it". She halfheartedly offered to ring it through and bring it out, but he said he was getting full and at this point I was just "Fuck this shit, let's go play Ms. Pac-Man already".
As far as the decor? Generic Pottery Barn-chic, as other reviewers have pointed out. And we didn't even like the beers. My friend made a mental note that his was called Pony-something which was fitting because "it tastes like horse piss". I said "oh, it wasn't THAT bad" to which he responded "no, but I never want to have it again".
Couldn't have put it better myself. I'm not sure why I'm even giving this place 2 stars. 1.5 at best, I mean it didn't make me sick or anything. Christ, I hope he never suggests we go there again... read more