Great local bar with friendly staff that makes you feel like family. Being from out of town this…read moreplace was great, sorry I didn't find it sooner I would have come back if I wasn't leaving the next day. Only downside, still a place where you can smoke, so my clothes smelt when I got back to the hotel. Not their fault it's LA. If your in the area stop by.

I've got to remain neutral, I called several times on a Tuesday evening nobody answered the phone…read moreand I assume they are closed

Small place. Lots of outdoor seating. Drink prices were good as well. Karaoke was fun. The…read morebartenders could be a little nicer but overall it was fine.

I stopped in here to get a to-go drink. This place seems to be a great spot for game day. There is…read moreoutside seating under a sturdy, open structure (think carport) with TVs outside. The inside has side entrances that open to the outside area. Three major gripes... The place is wheelchair accessible as far as getting on the "porch." There is a ramp for it. But when asked whether there was a ramp to actually get inside to order a drink, we were told there is none. Disappointingly enough, none of the employees came near the entrance to make ordering easier. We had masks on, they did not, so it did not make sense why none of them came closer. The bar had no other patrons. Next, I am admittedly more apprehensive about sanitation, or a lack thereof, now. I was a bit taken aback that the whole process of making drinks and taking our order was done without gloves. I would not have cared had the bartender simply made drinks but squeezing the lemon and dropping it in the drink with her bare hands rattled my spirit. I don't know--maybe I'm being too anal. I just think proper hand washing or sanitation is more important than ever during COVID. Third, my friend was sure his Crown Apple was mixed with something else. We drink it enough to know. LOL. On this point, I will not say with 100% certainty it was diluted or mixed, but he was certain it was. Overall, I do not think this bar is terrible. It's a typical Metairie bar that sits in the middle of the suburbs. I also do not think it's unwise to stop in for a drink or to hang out. These are just my complaints.

Great hole in the wall place to drink and watch football. Close to the airport. Locals are very…read morefriendly

Great place..Good music and fun. Come on out to 3rd rock and enjoy your self. Good people Good…read moretimes great fun. Food is good too. Yum yum come on out and get ya some. See yall there on a Mon Tuesday we'd Thursday and Fridays. Weekends too. Best place to start your party and have you a good time. So come on out to third rock and let's have a great time. See yall there now come on out and have you a drink and relax. Also Friday night singing starts a 7pm to 11pm. Great bartenders and good people. So if your in the area come see what's happening here.you will it. Good prices and all. Now stop by and come on in.its the best around. Also good place to dance if ya want too Also. NO excuses go check this bar out. U won't be disappointed promise is all u need to start your day out. Seriously check it out check it out..can't say enough good things at this place. You will love it too. Now come have a drink or 2. Or shots what ever floats your boat. Happy place to be..................................................................wow just go check it out

A cool, lil neighborhood bar with the best drink prices. Nothing fancy but Mary with get you…read moreright!! Loved her service and attention.

The services are right company's pretty good they don't know how to answer the phone but oh wellread more

This is now under the name Faux Meaux, but is still a good enough time with live music and friendly…read morebartenders. The drinks are cold and they have live music.

Great hangout spot for late night vibes. All types of music throughout the night. Had the Jell-O…read moreshots and they were 10/10!

You can smoke inside and they make great cocktails, the beer is nice and cold, and the bartenders…read moreare wonderful.....what else can a guy want?!! I live in Orleans parish and am happy to make the trip to hang in such a cozy place.

Martine's is a fun little cocktail dive bar in Old Metairie…read more Products: Duh-ranks, yo! They have a pretty good wine and beer selection, but they shine on their signature cocktails, of which there are so many that I could not reasonably list here, some of which rotate out regularly to keep variety up. Everything, and I mean *everything*, is reasonably priced, if not outright cheap. (5 stars) Service: Usually just a single bartender, except during shift changes, but the place is small enough, that is more than enough. All the 'tenders are friendly and efficient. (5 stars) Facilities: Martine's is located in a strip mall along Metairie Road. It's easily accessible from the Bonnebel exit off I-10. Signage is ample, but you have to be familiar with the turns along the street to be prepared to find it. There is some parking out front, and, as one goes to bars mainly at night, there isn't any competition for space then. There is a pool table, video poker, and what looks to be a non-functioning/unplugged pinball machine (never asked about it). The inside is smallish, and can probably hold about 50 people seated, including tables and bar stools. There is also outside seating available. It's clean, but, for whatever reason, the cigarette smoke lingers in the place. The management is aware and tries to work with customers on this angle. The decor is appropriate, with a saloon feel to it. (4 stars) Bonus 1: free pizza weeknights Bonus 2: free wings on Wednesday with Trivia Overall: The only things I dislike about this place are that it isn't walking distance from my place and the heavy cigarette smoke that makes my eyes burn. Check it out, especially if you like trivia (4 stars)

Three pool tables, dart boards, lots of TVs, reasonable priced drinks, and food that is actually…read moregood. What else can you ask for from a dive bar? I stopped in here very quickly for lunch while working, and the service was super fast! I thought the crawfish boil balls would be better than they were, but my burger made up for it. My swamp burger came out SOOOOOO JUICY (I added cheese and grilled onions to it). The bartender was kind and attentive. I just wish I came here for after work for dinner and drinks with friends because that is where this place shines!

For all of us Generation X folks this is not our Swamp Room of the 90's and 00's. The Swamp Room…read morehas grown up, renovated and you no longer have to cut the cigarette smoke with a knife before entering. The Swamp burger is still there, except now I am not getting it at 3am, I am more of a 3pm guy these days. On a recent trip I ordered some wings with 'Kickin' Bourbon Sauce". The wings had that perfect crisp skin, but the meat was still juicy. The sauce was a little too sweet for me though so I will get a different flavor next time. The onions rings were a large portion and came in that Popeye's style batter that I like. Tons of tv's to watch the games, lots of beer on tap, and great bar food. Great place to day drink. Don't ask me what it's like late at night, I am in bed.

Melissa the bartender. Best bloody marys ever with her homemade mix. T W Th mornings til 1. Just…read moredo it.

Love this dive, always a time that I regret, but seem to remember…read more Its clean, compared to a dumpster. Its nice, compared to a burned funeral home. The patrons all have one foot in a funeral home. Its a Metairie end of the road kinda place. Next stop, your eulogy.

Snake and Jakes is a great little dive bar that is off the beaten path if you are visiting downtown…read moreNew Orleans. If you enjoy discovering dimly lit dives then do visit if not their are plenty of similar bars around downtown. Snake and Jakes has been around since the 1940s. It's Christmas themed sort of. It's not Lalas here in Austin but its AOK. One of our folks said it's a cross between Lalas and Deep Eddy's. I agree. From what we read and heard from our ride share driver (more to this story later) it gets really busy late at night. Drinks are very reasonable and there is a good selection of local and all time favorite beer. If the dimly lit bar ain't your thing there's a large outdoor patio. Side bar: We convinced our driver to join us for a cocktail and she did. Yes, she was done driving for the day. Good times!

I attended a wedding here over the weekend and it was a great, quaint venue! They have a solid…read moreback yard that is very homey feeling and the staff catered to the attendees very kindly. Would love to comeback during normal hours. Also the dog inside was great too!

Servers super hard-working but they need more help esp on busy nights. Was uncomfortably warm in…read morethere even with fans. Couldn't really hear yourself or neighbor talk. So let's talk about food: fried mushrooms tasty, only 2 cooks for full bar of hungry people so you're waiting about 45min. Tasty grilled chicken sandwich, tasteless fries - asked for no mayo repeat no mayo and lo and behold the bun and toppings smothered in mayo. She sends it back and guess what they do? Wipe it off. I said no, I don't like mayo, seriously? And they give me fresh bun (not toasted) with the same mayo smothered toppings. That's a training / lack of manager issue. It takes all of 1min to prep a few things on top of a sandwich I waited 45min for. So unacceptable.

I was cycling down the levee and saw a building with "Home of the Tacky Astray". If ya know me, I…read moregots to check it out. Great service, waitress was a gem. I got the fried shrimp and oyster basket. I kid you not - the juiciest most flavorful fried shrimp I have ever had! My pictures don't do it justice!! Great variety of local beers, other cool items on the menu. Ambiance was cool, you could tell it had been here while. If you're in the area be sure to drop in. I toured in for the pic and they said it was too long: While it looks plain, they are the best fried shrimp I have ever had. Juicy, seasoned just right, and both the shrimp and oyster came out hot!!! While I don't get a lot of quality oysters in central Kentucky, I can't be considered an expert.... They were spot on also!! Check it out and enjoy!!!