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    River Mountain Retreat - Lounge space

    River Mountain Retreat

    5.0(6 reviews)
    117.8 km

    If there were more stars, this would qualify. This place is absolutely magical. I am not a camper…read morein any sense of the word. When the opportunity came to spend a girls weekend away we opted for Glamping as an adventure to explore and enjoy time away to relax and unwind. I am so glad that I stepped outside of my comfort zone and enjoyed a fantastic two nights at this absolutely stunning and wonderful place. There aren't enough adjectives to describe how truly amazing this place is. It has to be experienced. Before we were even leaving we were already planning our next visit. This will easily become an annual event. No doubt. This retreat would also be a terrific place for bachelor/bachelorette parties, girls weekends, guys weekends, birthday celebrations, baby moons, honeymoons, book clubs... absolutely any reason to escape into the arms of nature where you are surrounded by the beauty of the area and amazing amenities. Regardless of how many people are in your group, this place has an option that is not only affordable but also guaranteed to give a fantastic experience to all guests in your group. There are cabins that fit 12 people (their own shower/bathroom, mini fridge, microwave, fire pit with chairs, grill), yurts (personal fire pit, covered picnic table, outdoor chairs, grill), and a main lodge room (keyless secured entry, sleeps 8, connected to communal kitchenette, showers, restrooms, lounge space, grills, fire pit). See their socials for the options. There's also a terrific map that will show you where all the amenities are located in relation to the sleeping options. Regardless of which one you pick, you will have your own personal space along with clean and well stocked communal areas. We decided on a yurt. This was on a platform with parking on both sides if needed, our own personal covered picnic table, personal grill, supply of kindling/firewood, outdoor seating, two queen beds, two benches and small table, air conditioning, two electric fans, fairy lights inside, and a small lamp. We were absolutely blown away by the amount of details that were taken in this space to make our stay comfortable and welcoming. Upon entering there's a box of necessities that were on the bed. This was full of flash lights, lighters, fire starters, fly swatter, guest book, pen, bug spray, walker talkie (in case of emergency), and some chargers. The air was already on so the untidy was comfortable when we arrived. This is a self check in and out retreat where they communicate via text and email alerting you to your accommodations. Each bed had linens provided, 2 pillows, comforters, and additional blankets at the bottom if needed. There were 16 available outlets for your things and two USB plugs. There are throw rugs and a two large entrances on either side of the yurt (both with a screen and a closed panel). There are 3 zippered windows that you can open and the top of the yurt has clear panels that you can see out of if wanted. We kept the 'blinds' up to make it cooler since this was August. It's nice to have the option to open the cloth 'blinds' from the top of the yurt so you can see the stars through the plastic panels. We kept the windows closed as we had the air and the two fans running (one oscillating) which really made the yurt comfortable even in the summer heat. When the sun went down, it was even cooler. There's a mat out front for wiping feet and a plastic mat with sides in the inside so you can take off your shoes to keep your yurt clear of dirt. There's also a metal trash can with a lid. Everything you need is here inside. It is absolutely adorable!!! The fairy lights just add to the vibe at night. The yurts do not have a kitchen or a bathroom. You have to walk to the communal area. There are two - one in the main lodge for yurts 1-6 and another smaller bath house/kitchenette for yurts 7-9. Yurts 1-3 are in the meadow. Yurts 4-6 are in a wooded area. Yurts 7-9 are near the cabins and have a much shorter walk to the smaller amenities than the others. If you need to use the restroom frequently throughout the evening, I would suggest yurt 7 as it is just a few feet from the communal bathroom. The communal spaces have been well thought out and are so incredibly clean! The main lodge had a large fridge stocked with their Meade that you can purchase, a full size fridge to throw your food in, a freezer full of ice for purchase, a sink, a coffee pot, microwave, hot pot for tea, seating area, and trash cans. There's also paper plates, bowls, utensils for you to use. They also have water bottle fillet station throughout the property and item for sale. There's snacks, Mac and cheese, ice, charcoal, gloves, hats, water bottles, shirts, etc throughout the property for sale. Simply use the QR to make the purchase. Super convenient. The main lodge had a massage room, shower room with 4 private showers where towels are provided (washrags are not so bring one - the shower has shampoo,

    Thank you Mike for a great stay with my daughter and son in law truly enjoyed. Your consideration…read moreand helpfulness with having so much available also having a great getaway for relaxation is so much appreciation. Love all of the work you have done to the place was amazing . Also thank you for checking in the following day to ensure all was well very nice and considerate. Definitely worth comping to from Georgia looking forward again

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    Tiny Estates - Gross

    Tiny Estates

    3.0(27 reviews)
    131.1 km

    Dirty!!!! There is dirty hair in the sheets. The bathroom is not clean. The cups are not clean. The…read moreheater does not work . The tiny sofa does not sleep anybody and they say four people are supposed to fit in here to sleep. They also did not provide any blankets except for one thin, tiny comforter. We had to call and ask for more comforters and we asked them to fix the heater which they did not. So it's 59° inside here in December

    I recently booked a Tiny House to stay in with my Husband, toddler and two dogs - we ended up…read moreopting for The Heartland. We selected Tiny Estates for the experience and the location. While it was a unique experience, it's a one and done for me. A few notes on my stay; THE NEGATIVE: - The Tiny Houses were placed very close together. While initially reviewing the map, I expected a sprawling estate - but I think you could see the entire place from just about anywhere. - The Tiny Estate is located within a residential area - a lot of the area backs up to people's back yards and private homes. I imagined somewhere more secluded. - Community areas are set up right in front of houses, so it seemed a bit awkward to be using a picnic table in front of someone else's tiny house. - The house was dirty. The floor, the couch, the kitchen utensils/dishes, the provided linen (sheets & towels), and even the toiletries were dirty. - There is hot water, but it's minimal and sporadic. - A binder with info was provided, but it was outdated and rugged - could use an update. THE POSITIVE - Dogs are welcome for a small fee. - Tiny Homes have air conditioning. - No contact check in. - Great overall area - Lititz and Downtown Lancaster are totally worth checking out and only a short drive away. - Internet provided & worked fine. Overall, the concept is cool but the execution is lacking. It also appears that they're selling off the Tiny Houses, which could explain some of the issues around cleanliness. If you treat this like a camping trip (or like to camp), you might have a much more enjoyable experience.

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    Nasty just nasty

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    Pee and hair in the bathroom

    Tiny Estates - This will not sleep any normal sized human . Yet they said two people fit

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    This will not sleep any normal sized human . Yet they said two people fit

    Aunt Susie's Country Vacation - Aunt Susie's cabin in the woods.

    Aunt Susie's Country Vacation

    4.3(22 reviews)
    46.5 km

    We have booked with Aunt Susie's for 5 years in a row! We always stay at Maple Station, and because…read moreour family has grown, we have added the Sportsman Cottage and Gritty Coyote, because they are all next to each other. We play volleyball in the big backyard, have our annual Easter egg hunt. And we love hanging out in the garage that is part of Maple Station. It is the perfect location for us for our large family! Walmart is about 10 minutes away, along with in town Huntington. We always have a great time! Whenever an issue arose, they were quick to respond and tend to our needs! We will continue to book with them every year! :)

    We booked three nights at the Maple Station property and begrudgingly stayed one. In my opinion,…read moreit's a complete scam. They should be ashamed to be renting it out to people, let alone for $600 a night. The kitchen counter had ants, the living room was so musty I couldn't stop coughing and had to sit outside. The living room chairs were stained and broken, like they were purchased from a thrift shop. The sun room had a dust pile left behind.The porch is in disrepair. The first floor bathroom is not available during the weekdays because it's also the restroom to the post office connected next door, lol. The king mattress was so old it slanted toward the headboard so all the blood would rush to your head. The king closet is an unfinished dirty old stairwell to the attic. There were bugs in the light fixtures. The wall was cracked in a few places and the curtain rod wasn't hooked up properly. All of the blinds and curtains were closed like a cave, probably to hide the cobwebs in them and lack of cleaning. All of the home interior art was hung on a slant. A closet in another room had shag carpeting like my grandma's house in the 1980s. The garage, which is the game room, smelled strongly like the coal furnace inside of it. This is only what I saw with my own eyes and below are some of the photos I took. My family gave them the chance to make it right and they chose not to refund any of the money. They have to know what they do is wrong. Let's be real. It would take a year to fix that mess and why would anyone want to. They should apologize, refund all but the cleaning fee, and take a bulldozer to the place. This is authentic review. We asked kindly for part of our money back, as it should be.

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    Aunt Susie's Country Vacation - 15 minutes from Resort Marina

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