Before coming here, this place had all of 6 photos. And out of 22 reviews prior to the time of posting this one, it seems like people either really love or really hate this place.
But I don't really feel either of those things. I think....this is a bowling alley. That exists. That's it.
There is nothing remarkable about this location, its decorum or layout, nor least of all...the food. To me, they're just kinda 'meh'. Here's why..
So, they've got all the usual stuff; full selection of bowling balls by weight and color, a generous selection of bowling shoe sizes, an arcade room, and a separate bar area for all the grown folk who get tired of watching their kids throw gutter balls all day.
But the bowling lanes themselves could be better. Like, it would be nice if the ball didn't get consistently stuck in the gutter to the point where one has to flag down the check-in lady to retrieve the now-immovable ball. She said it was because the rubber piece is sticking out a little bit (?). My question is: why hasn't this been fixed by now?!
Oh, the food is laughably "bleh". I mean, it didn't surprise me one bit when my bestie's kids' burgers came out looking stoic as all hell. I at least figured the wings and pizza would be okay-ish.
Well, the pizza was thick as a stack of deconstructed card board boxes. An innocuous flavor, to be sure. However, I don't much care for the crust. Especially when said crust comes out whiter than a New England snow storm. 5 out of 10, put this thing back in the oven.
The wings were honestly shocking. Up until now, I never realized a person could actually toss wings in sauce, yet still have them come out THAT naked. These wings were, I'd say....only about 30% dressed in sauce. The rest ran to the bottom of the tray like a puddle of water.
That's another thing. The sauce was so thin, it could have been used as broth. Seriously, it's no different than if they were to serve the buffalo sauce on the side.
Oh, but let's talk about the bleu cheese for a minute. Guys. Don't. Just don't. I took a picture for reference but....let's just say, dubious bleu cheese looked dubious. I think that's the first time I've ever seen bleu cheese look both translucent AND have tiny bits of opaque whiteness throughout. I'm not even sure those parts were still bleu cheese.
At the very least, you should also ensure your wings are fully cooked above all else. The center of the drumsticks were pinker than today's salmon. 2 out of 10, these....you can skip.
The arcade room looked semi-interesting. Although, I was a bit disappointed their Skee-Ball machine was broken. Not to mention, this place has no billiards tables. Ah well.
It's fine if you want to kill time via bowling a few games. The prices are fair and the staff are friendly (hence the second star). Everything else is just....kinda lame in comparison. Including the Wi-Fi; it's pitiful. 1999 called. They want their 56k modems back.
Anyways, I'm giving the Yankee Lanes 2 thick-as-a-brick slices of pizza out of 5. read more