I'm not going to talk about the escalators.
I'm not going to do it. I don't care if they're constantly malfunctioning and out-of-service; and, I'm not going to talk about the frequent delays or the crowded, standing room only trains during rush hour.
Those topics have been discussed widely enough in other forums (and other yelp reviews for that matter). Instead, I'm actually going to take the opportunity to applaud Metro.
No, I haven't lost my mind. Metro deserves some praise. They've actually taken steps to rectify one of the more galling things about the system (and, that is, the cumbersome and asinine way that some stations are named).
While these current steps haven't been perfect (and, are more like baby steps than anything else), I'm glad the ball, at least, is in motion. God knows there's nothing greater than overcoming bureaucratic inertia when trying to get something done.
So, how did this impetus to change station names come about? Well, with the impending realignment of the Blue and Yellow Lines next year (and with Phase I of the new Silver Line opening in 2013), Metro is faced with the task of revising their system map.
Rather than simply adding in the new Silver Line stations and showing the Blue and Yellow Line realignments on the new map (once it's completed), Metro has also taken the opportunity to update and improve upon some existing station names.
In November, the Metro Board agreed to change "King Street" to "King Street-Old Town," "Navy Yard" to "Navy Yard-Ballpark," "Waterfront-SEU" to just "Waterfront" (because Southeastern University no longer exists), and "New York Ave-Florida Ave-Gallaudet U" to "NoMa-Gallaudet U."
Admittedly, these changes are a mixed bag of both lengthening and shortening existing names (with Metro's entrenched principle of being user or visitor friendly exerting its usual "flair" -- most specifically, when there's a university nearby).
Of these changes, I particularly like the simplicity of the name "Waterfront" because it's so succinct. Succinctness is, for me, the utmost principle to uphold. That's why station names like "Rosslyn," "Huntington," or "Wheaton" stand out as some of the best. Also, to reference "NoMa" is good too as it recognizes an actual neighborhood; but, the insistence on keeping "Gallaudet U" in the name is needless.
Shouldn't it be incumbent upon any Metro rider to figure out which station is nearest to his targeted destination? Give the Metro riding public some credit. Having the street address of one's destination and a system wide map should be enough to determine which station to get off at (without the school, in this case, being explicitly mentioned).
That's why the "Foggy Bottom-GWU," "Shaw-Howard U," and "Brookland-CUA" station names also seem excessive and gratuitous as well. "Foggy Bottom," "Shaw," or just "Brookland" would work well enough, but the public is denied such cool brevity.
Also, in November, in an effort to "eliminate" the most cumbersome names, Metro came up with this additional idea of designating the hyphenated portion of some station names as "subtitles." So, for example, the "Woodley Park-Zoo/Adams Morgan" station is now officially called simply "Woodley Park" (with Zoo/Adams Morgan" in a smaller font and playing a "subservient" role). However, the station still isn't any closer to the zoo or Adams Morgan.
Of course, the worst offender and the unwieldiest name of them all is "U Street/African-Amer Civil War Memorial/Cardozo." Granted, Metro also recently reworked this station name by demoting "African-Amer Civil War Memorial/Cardozo" to subtitle status. But, this name still needs to be urgently reigned in. Really, just calling the station "U Street" would suffice.
However, if Metro doesn't choose to do this, then, in an effort to be maximally user friendly (in the most stereotypically Metro manner), "Ben's Chili Bowl" might as well be added to the subtitle since that is where the majority of the station's users are going anyway.
Well, let me end here with one final suggestion (involving something closer to home). How about changing "Gallery Place-Chinatown" to "China Block" with "National Portrait Gallery-Verizon Center-Graffiato" as a subtitle? It sounds pretty cool, doesn't it?
Anyway, no matter the name, I'll be standing at the escalators at 7th and H Streets, NW with my bowl extended. Just be sure to drop me a dollar bill when passing by.
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