We recently booked 4 crafts for 6 people on the jet ski tour and we had several issues. The property itself is poorly labeled and difficult to find. Once we arrived, there was no one at the booth; we had to find someone to check us in. The man who checked us in and handled our paperwork was... well, misogynistic. A LOT. And it didn't stop. He made several comments during check in and while we were waiting to start our tour. Trying to be a funny man's man; no one in my group appreciated it.
Most of our group was younger and had zero experience with jet skis. Experience level was not asked for or considered when the instructions were provided. The instructions in general lasted 2 minutes and were extremely sparse and left us with many questions.
We opted for the tour as this was our first time in the keys and hoped to see landmarks pointed out or some commentary, understanding we're all on separate crafts and this is difficult. No landmarks were pointed out. This is NOT A TOUR. This is a glorified follow-the-leader around the island for an hour, BUT DO EXACTLY WHAT HE DOES OR ELSE.
Our biggest complaint comes at the start of the tour. Again, we were all inexperienced and needed time to acclimate to how the jet skis handle, how to hit wakes, and general nerves. Five minutes into our one hour, our "guide", Dion, stopped us abruptly to give us a speech on safety.
He yelled at all of us to follow him - he knows the waters, he knows what's best - but none of us knew what we had done wrong or why we were getting yelled at. We were following along, a bit more space between us than he asked for as we were nervous and still getting the hang of things. This especially made it nerve wracking for the rest of the "tour" as we were berated but not told what we were doing wrong or how to correct it. We were expected to be comfy with the crafts right away and go 40 mph out the gate.
The tour has a break at a sandbar. I have no idea why. To swim? But hold onto your craft! Don't let it float away! To stand there and take a picture? Sure, but why not get one of us ON the jet skis? Also, the pics were blurry and not that great so
At this point we were all still confused as to why we were yelled at and not in the best of moods as a result so stopping wasn't exactly a fun, cool, let's celebrate stop. Dion talked a bit at this point about the tide, which I think was his way of saying we need to get moving even tho we had plenty of time in our one hour tour? He also mentioned at this point that we'd make another stop but that never happened.
Tbf, it did look like it was gonna storm soon so we were fine without stopping but we're caught off guard when we were suddenly at the entrance back to the property without a second stop or any further communication.
TL;DR: tour is not a tour; got yelled at but don't know why. read more