This is literally one the worst places EVER. First of all, it's a rip off like no other. For a flight of 3 cabernets and a small, horrible, flavorless, "penne with cheese", I paid $30. They are NOT generous with their wine pours. I mean, it's one thing to pour a taste and call it a day. But to pour *literally* 2 sips into a glass--3 tastes that *might* amount 1 *very* small glass--and charge $16 for it?! Fucking horrible. The mac and cheese sucked. It was overpriced, and it wasn't tasty. It wasn't cheesy. It's NOT cute to put breadcrumbs on your mac and cheese if it's not cheesy in the first place!
Secondly, the guy who was working when I was there, was more of a dick than pretty much ANYONE I've ever been served by. I walk in. I'm alone. In an airport. I ask about a wine. He curtly tells me his suggestion. I ask about his suggestion paired with something else. He says "Well, you asked for an opinion. I thought you wanted an opinion, so I gave you one". Was this obviously wine-knowledgable fellow refusing to talk wine with me? He was. I didn't need to be entertained. Just tell me the goddamned difference between your obnoxiously overpriced bottle of Segura Viudas Brut Reserva Heredad and the other bubbly.
Then a guy walked in and tried to sit at a 4-top. Picture this, I'm at the bar, there's another couple in the corner. The place is otherwise COMPLETELY EMPTY. TOTALLY. In fact, the 2 servers (including mean dickhead #1) keep walking outside and standing by the door to ihavenoideawhat, people watch, hope for customers...So the guy sits down at the table and MD#1 says that he'll have to sit at a two seater table, in case a family comes. At 8 p.m. On a Sunday. To a wine bar. In an airport. To a wine bar. That only serves wine. And water...BOTTLED WATER...A family. Of 4.
To make matters worse, in walks a man with his wife. He asks if they have beverages. MD#1 says that they have bottled water and wine. Man says, but do you have beverages? MD#1 repeats they they have bottled water, and wine. Confused man who just wants to get his wife a friggin Snapple or something gives it one last go-round. "So you don't have any beverages?". MD#1, REFUSING to give in to kind, waiter-ly normalcy, says "We serve wine, and bottled water". No "Sorry, we don't have sodas." No "Oh, sorry, all the beverages we serve are wine and water". No look of apology for this weary traveller. Just a MD#1 attitude. By this point I'm fuming. I pay for my horrifically awful experience. $29 BEFORE tip (I don't know why I even left one).
Oh AND my fork was dirty. Dick. read more