This review is not about Vernon's at all, it's about the restaurant, the Tipsy Kitchen in Vernon's.
You seriously need to go there TODAY to get some great food.
I first fell in love with The Tipsy Kitchen when I had their White Chocolate Mistress about a couple of months ago. Y'all! Seriously! So good.
It's like a shortbread cookie/brownie combo, some say cookie, some say brownie, I say it's just yummy. Anywho, it has a base of magic yummyness and a thin layer of a raspberry compote and it is topped with the thinnest of slivered almonds. When I have them, I eat it in the morning with coffee. It's the best.
Now, running neck and neck for first place of best dessert ever against the White Chocolate Mistress, is the Guinness Car Bomb Cake.
Y'ALL!!!!!!!! For Pity's sake! So darn good. Killing me. I do not know how they do it, but yeah.... they do it. It is some kind of baking sorcery. I'm almost certain of it.
Their baked goods may be the star of the show, but their food is really good. I am not kidding.
The burger and fries are so tasty. The burger actually comes with chips, but I ordered it with fries. HOWEVER, I can see why it comes with a bag of chips instead. After eating the burger, I had no room for the fries. I had pulled a pelican -- you know, where the pouch holds more than the belly can.
Another thing they do very well is the home cooking.
About a couple of weeks or so ago, I went to V to have a pint and a loungey chat with some friends and then the plan was for me to just go home, have my nightly yogurt and get ready for bed. Well, that didn't happen.
When I got there, I met an old friend I hadn't seen in months, almost a year, and he kept banging on about the pot roast. Pot roast, pot roast, and I gave, I said, "What are you talking about?" He said, "The kitchen, tonight they have pot roast."
Honestly, I thought they just had menu items. I didn't know they had SPECIALS. I checked into it and of course I left with a bag containing dinner for that night -- the aforementioned Pot Roast and a White Chocolate Mistress for the next morning.
The Pot Roast was fork-tender. It just fell apart. The mashed potatoes were excellent, and I could have eaten a bowl full of the glazed carrots. Sometimes when people make glazed carrots, it's all sugar. It's nasty. These on the other hand were amazing, not overly sweet.
The only thing I was slightly disappointed by was the fish and chips. But that's my own fault. I don't like beer battered anything. Beer batter is a hit and miss thing for me. Mostly miss. You have to have the oil screaming bloody murder hot for it to get at all the batter so that way there will not be doughy spots of uncooked batter.
I've had the pretzel bites, the wings, the fries and home cooking and the desserts, I can honestly say, aside from the beer batter, I have not tasted a misstep from anyone in that kitchen.
It's just really, really good. Why aren't you there already? read more