my fav nighttime haunt in the city first dance bar with hubs where we were like ya this is it, went to many others after (White Rabbit, Q Bar, Bella), need to hit up F8, Audio and Halcyon to give it a full comparison $10 cover but drinks were really cheap... anytime a cocktail is under $15 I'm like this is normal, we decided on a mocktail which was yum, service was ok, bar was pretty much empty, everyone was on the dance floor Will be back read more

loved the iced oat latte ($7), it was strong and nutty, not acidic at all which I liked read more

Underground SF - iced oat latte - Dive Bars Near Me - San Francisco, California

The weekend barista, Chandler, is very friendly. The window coffee shop is a different vibe than the bar/club (which I haven't been to). He works 10-4, go visit! My star rating: 5 - must go!!! 4 - liked it, give it a try! 3 - it was alright 2 - I probably won't go back 1 - turnaround and run read more

Underground SF - The weekend barista, Chandler, is really cute! - Dive Bars Near Me - San Francisco, California

While I've never left a review for a club, something here impressed me enough to do so. When I went to order I noticed a bunch of fresh grapefruit and a juicer sitting behind the bar - I ordered a Paloma and saw the bartender juice it straight into my cup! It was truly the best Paloma I've had due to the fresh juice. The bartender also did not skimp me on the tequila ;) The ambiance was a good vibe and I met some cool people inside! The staff was extremely friendly as well. read more

Underground SF - Underground SF pride weekend - Dive Bars Near Me - San Francisco, California

runs a cafe during week..i got a matcha and it was ok it's also an edm nightclub with drag parties...well ok read more

Underground SF - a cup of matcha with matcha sticks - Dive Bars Near Me - San Francisco, California

It's fun but forget ever reaching them if you lost your wallet. They have no active phone and there Instagram rarely get a reply.

When I heard techno dive bar, I was all in. Since we came "early", the cover charge was lower than normal. Drinks are very cheap for SF (like around $8) and the music was lit enough. Its too bad people dont like to dance here, we were like the only ones dancing lol read more

Really rude bartender lady, rolled her eyes at me just for asking if they take cash and saying I'll be right back. This is after my friend already purchased 4 other drinks and tipped her 40%. Definitely not serving community with that attitude read more

this. bar sucks! no hype or no people in the club. people outside are crying for your woes. We were the only one (with a 10$ cover fee) and they couldn't cover a request on the music. That was a very sad night for anyone who would go In that club. that's not a club, that's a loners club. read more

Underground SF - nice bathroom though. - Dive Bars Near Me - San Francisco, California

I want to explain you my experience in this club. I went to Underground SF two Fridays ago. The night and the atmosphere was good, and the party too. However, when I got home I realized I had lost my sunglasses in there. I contacted them few days after (without no hope of finding them) asking if they have found my sunglasses (please find attached pictures). They told me they found the sunglasses and even they sent me a picture of the sunglasses. I did confirm they were mine. I said to them that I was going to grab them on Thursday or Friday (Thursday was the first day they were opening). I went on Friday to pick the sunglasses up. Unfortunately, the people working there were not able to find the sunglasses. They told me to wait, because they were contacting other employee who "could have taken the sunglasses to a safer place". After some minutes, they told me to go another day to grab the sunglasses because mysteriously the sunglasses weren't there. (I went there on purpose for that and they knew it.) This is when I said, ok "can you take my phone number and let me know when I can come back? because you are making me to waste my time and money". Seems that they didn't take this very good... they gave me a piece of paper to write down my phone number and meanwhile the front door guy was telling me "write your number and get out of here, get out of here" and one of the waitress was telling me...you were the one losing the sunglasses (remember, that they found the sunglasses and were there). I didn't hear back from them. I contacted them once again, as you can see in the pics. No answer. So, I can only say, they are very very rude and unrespectful. And still...one remaining question, where are the sunglasses? I'd really appreciate if someone gives me an explanation. read more

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Best club in SF and amazing coffee!!!! The name is very accurate, expect all kinds of underground music and vibes. This is the local DJ's club. read more

$10 cover when there are like 10 people inside with the DJ playing terrible "weird for the sake of being weird" electro trash. Seriously, why do I even come here. read more

Hmm, can be hit or miss. As in the last time I came for Cockfight on a Friday, it was packed to wall-to-wall with people, though I suppose it was for DJ Earworm. Plenty o' eye candy if the Castro scene is getting a little grating. Second time there, it was sparse and the music was best suited for epileptic fits and jerky jerk dance. There was also a drugged out zombie of a man lurching around the dance floor, ready to rub his sweaty fuzzy self on you. Please, please stop, enough sexy has been brought back. $7 cover! read more

A bit late with the cliched "underground SF" bar name, whatever I still refer to it as "the Top" as do most here in San Francisco. Drunk and Horny seems to be the current party pulling for this bar. While it was fun sometime about last year in 2005. It's evident that this event has outgrown this venue. Getting drunk is a challenge within itself...pay the $5 buck cover then get crammed into the narrow bar as if you were getting shoved onto a commuter train in Japan. Seriously, pushing your way to the bar takes some mad skill! A couple of spilled drinks, getting your feet stepped on, and some aggressive shoving gets you to the equally packed dance floor. Dance or just attempt to or just stand there and get unintentionally groped to the campy 70's-90's music. Okay promoters, now that you got the crowd, I'm sure you'd have a loyalty of followers who'd love another venue to accommodate a larger crowd. But kudos for doing something outside of the Castro mold...looks like you got em' where you want them! What began as Drunk and Horny has transformed itself to Sober Horny and overcrowded, and the crowds seem to grow larger by the week. It's most likely one fire hazard away from catastrophe, a paramedics worst nightmare. I wouldn't want to be there in the slightest of tremor/ earthquake, the place would just collapse or deflate. read more

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Great experience one Saturday night. Bartenders are funny, quick and knowledgeable about drinks. Plus the music is great! Totally not my scene. Clearly, I DID NOT belong here. Came for a friend's birthday. Tons of hot boys, but I was certain that none of them were into me because each and every one of them were probably interested in each other... know what I mean?!? Will never go back again... unless ... never mind, ... NO, I will never go back. Saturday night fun = D&H... Drunk & Horny, baby :-)! read more

GayBoy: Heeeeey.... don't I KNOW you from somewhere? StraightBoy: Oh yeah! Didn't we meet at that party? GayBoy: Yeah! So ... are you SURE you're not GAY? StraightBoy: *laughing nervously* Hahaha... Yeah ... I'm not gay. GayBoy: Because if *SHE* weren't here I'd be SO hitting on you! **Gay Boy shoots Lulu look of death** Lulu: **Crab-walking my way to the other end of the bar. Walking away. Walking far, far, away, for fear of breaking a nail, getting b*tch-slapped and having my hair-pulled in an all-out catfight with a Man, Baby!** Awesome tunes on Wednesdays. And the bathrooms are dreadful. read more

Didn't much care for this place when it was The Top, and don't much care for it now. Great visiting DJs blah, blah, blah........ Who the hell thought up putting a (very small) dance floor right in between the bar and the restrooms.....you literally have to wait in line ON THE DANCE FLOOR to go to the bathroom. Do you think we all wait so long that by the time we hop in line we are in "pee pee dance" mode?? Well, maybe sometimes....but still..... read more

The best Tuesday night in the whole city. All hail the SF DnB pioneers that have essentially started their careers here (Phunckateck, Phuturo, Groundscore, to name but a few) and for continuing to push the scene for years and years. Of all of the bars I've been to in the city, this one is by far the most fun to drink at. Loud, funny, wise-cracking bartenders pouring 'em strong. The dance floor isn't huge by any means and it gets really crowded in there. And prepare to wait for the bathroom for quite awhile. And you'll need it, 'cause you will be drunk as a skunk. Carrying on the tradition, check out 'Shelter' on Tuesday nights. Legit party by legit people at a legit venue. read more

Left my jacket last weekend, and been trying to reach them by phone-# is out of service. A friend who lives down the street, has been going every night since they say they are open every night 10pm-2am. They have not been open 3-4 nights. The one night he did go in, someone picks a fight with him, and busts his back, and leg up. TERRIBLE UPDATES ON OPEN HOURS OF OPERATION, AND NO WORKING #! read more

My evening at Underground SF, a play in two parts: Act I: (Kate K. standing outside Double Dutch NOT SMOKING *cough* with Drue C. following the Elite event at the Roxie Cinema - enter Sav B. and KPakaCelebguru)... KPaka: Kate! Drue! What are you doing? Kate: Not smoking, that's for sure, KP. Sav: No what are you doing AFTER THIS? Drue: What are YOU doing? KPaka: We are going to Underground SF, you are coming. Kate: No, no, no... no, no, no - I have to be at work really early tomorrow. Bad, bad idea. Sav: I have to be at work, too - I am going so can you. Kate: How early? Sav: Early. Kate: Early for me or early for you? Sav: Early for you. Kate: And, you're going? Sav: Yes. Kate: Okay I will go for ONE DRINK. ONE - do you hear me? Single, uno, ONE... then I really have to go home. KPaka: Yay! (Sav and KPaka do a little jig in the middle of 16th Street, Kate and Drue put out the cigarette they are NOT SMOKING and go back into the Double Dutch) Act II - in TXT messages: (Kate is in line on the dance floor for the bathroom at Underground SF, she looks around for Sav to commiserate at the lameness of the bar - as it is dead, smells like Nag Champa incense and is filled with hippies dancing to weird trance music... she is fully expecting him to pop out of the woodwork and say "Fuck this skeevy hippy shit, let's go to Jade" at any moment.) Kate TXT: Where R U? (Kate waits... she figures Sav is somewhere in a corner with his girlfriend - his Sidekick - and, he will text back almost immediately... which... he does.) Sav TXT: I gotta get ready for tomorrow work, so gotta read stuff now. At home. Enjoy the party tho. (IMPOSSIBLE! The party boy of the Western world bailing?) Kate TXT: SAV! Get ur heiney here - I hve 2 B @ wrk @ 6am - LAME! (Almost immediately...) Sav TXT: Sorry Kate sweetheart, weekend. Ok? (You're kidding me right?) Kate TXT: Lame!!!!!! **** Some or all of this conversation may have been... Er, exaggerated *slightly* in order for dramatic effect. (Except the part about KP and Sav doing a jig in the middle of 16th Street and the fact that I was NOT SMOKING... both 100% true.) The fact which was not exaggerated was the fact that this bar pretty much sucked. Weird layout, smelled like Nag Champa, the drinks were overpriced (I paid for a well vodka and cranberry what I paid for a Kettle One and cranberry at the Double Dutch earlier...) What I did like was the weird barbershop chairs they had at the bar... sinky... nice... always like a bar where there is an amusement park type attraction. Meh. Anyhow - I lived almost four years in San Francisco without knowing about Underground SF and honestly I don't think I was missing anything at all. read more

Where o' where do I begin? I think I am going to dedicate this one to the ladies who may randomly end up at Sf Underground in the future. A couple of my girlfriends and I ended up here to meet a friend for some hanging out and disco music. What we did not expect was a half naked mess of people gyrating on each other and looking at us with horrified expressions on their sweaty faces. Seriously, as we walked through the club it parted as though it was the red sea. Yes we have breasts, but we dont bite. So we walk through the mess of people in search of a bathroom. Well, ladies, you definitely want to bring a friend with you. As there is only a see through curtain separating you from the dance floor, you will want your friends to stand in front of it to give you a little privacy and to keep people from peeking their heads in to a) see if you are a hot guy or b) yell at you to hurry the fuck up. But wait...the night seriously got better. At one point, I am not sure when (or why), we went from icky girls to the shit. Guys were dancing with us, providing blockades so we didnt get pushed around and grinding on us. It felt so good to be loved! And I got to freak with guys and not feel slutty the next morning! A special thanks to Chris, LA Guy and East Coast Shirt Guy for making this night possible. read more

I came here last weekend for the Hell'a Tight Party, a purported 90s themed dance party. I had such high hopes for the venue and event; I challenge yelpers to find any kid of the 90s who wouldn't be excited for a 90s dance party. I mean there's such great dance hits as "Groove is in the Heart", "What is Love?", "Rhythm is a Dancer" ... I could go on and on. Sadly, I didn't hear many of the great 90s dance hits and in fact, I'd say about half the songs were actually from the 00s to the present (not the 90s). My disappoint was compounded by the fact that I experienced the first thing I've ever experienced in my life: a bartender refusing to make a drink for me on the grounds that the bar is a "dive bar" and then walking away. Well excuse me. Last time I checked, dive bars do NOT have dance floors. In any event, I consider that to be so incredibly rude and disrespectful of a patron. Thankfully, there was another bartender who very politely made my drink after I reminded him how to make it. For those of you wondering, it was a Harvel Walbanger (OJ+Vodka+Galliano - all of which they had). At the end of the day, I doubt I'll be going back to the underground but you never know, time makes crappy experiences seem somehow better. read more

I honestly think that Underground SF is one of my favorite bars in San Francisco. It's small, it's divey, it's unassuming. But perhaps I like it because it's a gay bar outside of the ever-straightening Castro. Underground SF hosts a lot of weekly or monthly parties. For me, the nights to go here are definitely Saturdays. 1st and 3rd Saturdays are for the ever-popular Cockfight, where the bar is FILLED with MEN-- and very few annoying drunken Castro queens. Go-Go boys takeover the bar and stage-- usually one has a panda head. The second Saturday was reserved for Mall Madness-- a bubblegum pop night with music and drag, although this will be going on hiatus post-June. Currently, newish party Indie Cent is thrown on the fourth Saturday, with indie-electro music and drag. The bar itself is narrow and long, with the bar to your right. The bar tenders are mixed in taste but almost always shirtless. There are a few short stairs that lead you to the dance floor-- depending on the night there is a stage. There is a smoker's patio in the back (albeit small) and the line for bathrooms can get ridiculously long, since there are only two single-stall bathrooms. Needless to say, this bar has quickly become my Saturday night home and it's definitely a place I recommend people go when they need to escape the mess that is the Castro on Friday or Saturday night. read more

"What's up for tonight?" "Underground SF" "Yeah, so where is it located?" "Underground SF" Forever, I kept thinking my friend was telling me we were going to a real underground, as in at an undisclosed location. Yeah, I have blonde moments now and then. Don't judge. $1 well drinks. Seriously, I do not know how that happened, nor do I know if this is a usual deal. It's grimy, it's gritty, it's good... good enough. If you like drum n bass and cheap drinks in a dive atmosphere, you can't miss this place on Tuesdays for Shelter. read more

Stopped in to check out Cockfight tonight. Perhaps we left too early, I don't know, but it was hella boring. It was tiny, it was dirty, and the crowd wasn't very cute. Also, the drinks were expensive and parking was bad. Just not a fan, at all... read more

The night has come and you're in the Haight walking around ready to kill your liver. Your liver is telling you no but do you ever listen to it? NO! You walk through the entrance which leads into a small dive bar with music blaring and the smell of vodka, funk, and old wood comes at you in great force. You look around and notice everyone is wasted and having a great time. You pause to take this in because you love getting wasted in Dive bars. To the bar you head where you start off with the first drink. The drink being 99% vodka and 1% red bull, you will not earn your wings. You will be drunk and joining in on the crazy scene which introduced its self moments ago. Up two steps you go and head to a dance floor packed with people. Its rather small but just enough room to get in and show the others you can move. Now hot and ready for some air you head to the back where an enclosed patio greets you. The patio is packed with smoker, a few people who are passed out, and tons of patrons sharing stories. This dark gloomy bar has won over your attention. You head back to the bar 5-6 times and repeat the steps above. Then you come into work with 2 hours of sleep and yelp about it! The Top.. oopps Underground SF.. read more

Underground SF - Dive Bars Near Me - San Francisco, California

Went on a Thursday, I was wasted just like everyone else seemed to be. Not that many people so there was a lot of space on the dancefloor. No cover and pretty good music so I had a great time. Simple bar - don't expect much from it I guess. Met some fun people here! read more

What a shock to find this gem! Thank God! We (gay boys) needed a new and improved place to dance, cruise, hang out and generally get into some fun and trouble. An excellent mix of meatheads, castro-clones, tender-tots, and your below market boys..all to great music and visuals. Mixed crowd, fun girls, friendly guys, cheap drinks and in the Haight! I hope to see this really take off and become my new gay dive! read more

I think Underground SF maybe the only place to go out for dancing and live music on the Lower Haight. New, awesome owner & management and they are turning this dive bar into a community hotspot once again. Friendly, low key vibe for all kinds of folks. Cool bar staff. Be sure to check out their new Wednesday night indie live music & art night, featuring an awesome line-up of local talent throughout the summer. read more

Don't get confused with the 3 stars that are being used to represent this review. I don't, in any way, consider this bar to be maintaining the status quo. With that being said, let's get into it. I used to go here when it was still a kept secret and not the crowded hole it is today. Back then it was fun. A lot of cute boys having their mai tai's and cosmos talking about nothing I care to hear in the front of the club. People getting down on the dance floor as you go towards the middle and then the cool crowd of hipsters, hippies, you get the idea....hanging in the back. Never crowded but just enough people inside to make it feel like it was still a good night to be out. Let's Pan over to Late 06' - Current 07'. Fun as this club was/is. I don't envision myself coming back here for a while. I was charged a different cover for entry than my friends in front of me were, it's too crowded on the inside and people really should learn to tread lightly, or at least say excuse me...Rude. It takes half the night to get a drink in this fucker, only to have them make it wrong and have to stand in line again-The latter happened to me twice. Another time I came in there was this black guy chillin in the middle of the stairwell with 3 or 4 snakes on him, not my kind of party. Apparently the danger of 4 wild reptiles doesn't bother Underground SF....thats whatev. To make it all worse. This place has it's bathrooms right in the middle of the dance floor. It is hard to dance with someone when you have a long as line dividing you. 3 stars for awesome memories. -2 stars for things I'll never forget. It will take some strong arguments to get me to step inside there anytime soon. read more

Fish tacos without question one of the best of the city. Great spot to watch games but you won't be able to hear the action. Might be a good thing depending if Joe Buck is the announcer. Tough to find parking so taking a cab would be the best way to go read more

I love love love this dark dingy place where there's no lock on the bathroom doors. Plus they have cider on tap.

The Top was better than Underground SF. the place is a mere shadow of its former self, but still pretty bangin. go there on TUESDAY for $5 phuturo, one of the longest running drum'n'bass weekies out there. recognize! the sound used to be dope, then it got busted, then it got fixed, so its pretty good now and works fine but could be bigger. but for a small venue its aight. big bar, easy to get drinks. good average drinks. water available on the end. lots of places to sit. elevated dance floor, 2 nasty bathrooms and a smoking area. all good. a nice semi-grungy but chill bar to hang out and dance at. i only go tuesdays for d'n'b and rare saturdays, so take your chances on the others days... read more

We have been doing Tuesday nights here since 98 or 99. I personally could never imagine being somewhere else doing what we do. Big up the Cippa for putting in the new sub. St. Patrick's Day is going to be an immaculate disaster this year. All hail. I am going to say that it's wheelchair accessible because I remember once years ago we boosted some wheelchair junglist up the stairs onto the dancefloor so that he could rave where the speakers were hittin. read more

Love this place! One of the most underrated bars in SF with an up and coming Local Live Music Night every Wednesday, some awesome DJ nights throughout the rest of the week (Inc. D n' B tuesdays!) + a history of bangin' nights in the past (Gemini Disco!) This place is another delightful watering hole in the Lower Haight and is only gonna get better under the new ownership too! read more

I am always fully aware of my surroundings when I enter Underground SF. I leave barely clinging to the knowledge of what my name is. This would be more fitting if I ever managed to have more than one drink here. There's got to be some magic gay ju-ju going on here or I might be more of a trainwreck than I want to believe. What I foggily remember from days after is darkness, loud music, and dancing. They also have a coat check. I am certain I will be back, I just hope that next time I remember more accurately the evening. Or maybe I don't. *always in this context means twice read more

I've only been here for Drunk and Horny and let me tell you that this bar is fantastic. The service is standard, not slow but not fast by the bars but the music and scenery of D&N will make up for it. Lots of sweaty boys who managed to get the party started... and they all seemingly fit the name of the party... ...drunk.... ...horny.... It's a good escape away from the Castro and the cover is not that bad for the party they provide. Just make sure you come drunk and horny like the name or some of your counterparts at the party might freak you out when they try and bag you for a one-night stand. read more

This is a weird spot. I used to go on Wednesday nights. Usually not too packed, good music, and good stiff drinks. There is dancing too. There is nothing really attractive or appealing about this spot however. Nothing that makes me say, "wow, I'd like to go back there again." I think if it came under new ownership, or if the current ownership did some renovations, they could really turn things around. read more

Great dive bar with small dance floor but with really good sound. A big fan of the monthly Techno/Minimal Friday nights by MNML:FUN. A rarity in San Francisco with a lot of house/electronic music but not a lot of regular and good quality Techno events. read more

My friends and I hit this place up last night, but we all left disappointed. 7 dollar cover was the first strike. The next strike was the crowd. If you're a 40 year old white dude, and you like other 40 year old white dudes, then you will be in heaven. Otherwise you'll be scratching your head trying to figure out the appeal. Oh and last but not least, The Smell! You could smell the bathrooms of this place in the whole club, like having a party inside a port-o-potty... a port-o-party. Anyway, the only saving grace was the music. Like everyone else has said, its pretty cool, oldies and new hits all mixed together. But its not enough to make me want to ever go back. No more cockfighting for me. read more