I'd come here for the pool. Well, for the slides. Those famous, (locally, anyway), colourful big tube slides that wend their way in and out of the building. You can imagine my surprise when I arrived to see that the whole building was completely different. Apparently in 2008 they demolished the old style pool with its slides and diving boards and replaced it with the current ones.
I remembered the fun and exuberance of swimmers at the former Tudor Grange on Saturday mornings, jumping off the diving boards and running to queue up for the slides, but the pool is now the ultimate sterile swimming environment, hardly a place where fun is encouraged to happen.
There's a stuffy emphasis on swimming lessons, (why don't parents just go swimming with their kids, rather than paying someone to teach them, then watching from the side-lines), and swimming for sport. In the lanes, unsmiling, bored, length-counters go through their paces.
You can't work out at what time of day to go to swim either as an adult or as a family. There are sometimes up to three activities going on in the pool at any one time, and the lanes change in layout either lengthways or crossways around every 90 minutes or so to accommodate the aforementioned lessons or a water polo class ('class', not 'session'), or just any water-based activity that has some strict and concrete rules to them. You are alerted to 'the changing of the ropes' by a whistling lifeguard who will then shepherd you to the appropriate section that you are allowed to now swim in.
I swim in a snorkel mask out of habit, even when I'm in an indoor pool. While I'll admit it is unusual I don't see why they have a ban on them here. The lifeguards can't give a reason, they just quote the cover-all phrase 'Its policy'.
If you want to be the next Micheal Phelps, then this is maybe the place for you. As a casual swimmer though, you'd be hard-pushed to find a more frustrating place for aqua fun. read more