Toronado has a history with a matching reputation: best damned dive bar in San Francisco. When you hear a statement like that, it's hard to know whether it's hyperbole or truth: it's only possible to know by visiting. I loved it from the moment I walked in. I got dropped off by a ride-share, but it's also easy to walk here from public transportation just a few blocks away. It's an unassuming entrance; a junky old facade, half a broken door, and dark windows.
You walk in and there's a grizzled bouncer checking IDs. A disarming question got a smile. From there I checked out the bathroom; dirty appearing but actually not bad for the place if needed. Every inch of the bar is covered in beer ephemera and signs; it's colorful and old, something fun to look at everywhere. The main room is long with the bar proper along the right wall. A large taplist is in the middle of the room, it's crystal clear what they're pouring and where it's from. The selection is unreal; local hard to get stuff, regional, micro and nano brews from around the bar, far reaching stuff, and even quite a few beers brewed just for Toronado and its patrons.
So many complaints about the "rude staff"...I never found one of those. I took an open stool in the middle of the bar and made new friends. The bartender Stu was extremely attentive. Despite the place being busy, he was busy and answered questions about his background as his accent was distinctly not local. It helps to come here and know what you're going to order; don't hem-haw, just saw what you want when you're looked at. When the beer hits the counter, throw your cash down. It's CASH ONLY here; you can tell as there's simply a huge pile of it beside the cash register. This keeps things moving and the beer flowing. Saying "keep the change" also goes a long way here, don't stiff good service especially if you want to be served again. If you exhaust the draft selections, I'm told the entire basement is a bottle cellar; boy I'd love to see that someday!
The sheer experience of sitting in the place, talking to people, and drinking great beer is enough to keep me happy. The worst part of the evening was having to leave. There was a chalkboard next to the register, "can list." They had super fresh rare cans from a handful of my favorite breweries, so I had to get these to go as well. For how dirty the place appears, the draught lines and glassware are 'beer clean' which is always a must for me for repeat business. The place got extremely loud and busy as I sat, but it remained fun throughout. Merchandise including special Toronado-only bottles are also available for purchase.
For readers that got this far into my review I'll share my favorite story of the evening. I was sitting next to a customer that had been coming since the place opened decades ago. Making friends with the bartender ended up being a good decision. Discussing a beer I was excited to try, the keg kicked and spit all foam. He immediately went downstairs to change it out, poured it through and gave me the first glass of the new keg "on the house." This reason alone, I look forward to my next trip to Toronado. read more