Great bowling alley. Fairly new, so lanes, seating, and bowling balls are all in excellent…read morecondition. Good prices on family specials on certain days. Pizza tastes like cardboard though, so eat before you get there or get something else. Overall gets 3.5 stars from me - minus 1.5 for not having better food, however I'm a picky eater from CA so that shouldn't be too surprising.

We had a group of 18, ranging in age from 64 years to 3 years. Everyone had a great time and they…read moretook care of everything. It was a wonderful family time! Thanks Fastlanes!

Too expensive. $44 for two 11 year olds to do cosmic bowl.read more

Great find. Can get busy but great food lanes and service! They have a good bar menu and a drink…read moremenu. Place was clean and staff was happy and nice.

We were camping in Hamilton while visiting the shops of Missouri Star Quilt Co. Several locals…read moretold us the best place to eat in town was the bowling alley! We stopped in for late lunch about 2 pm on a Thursday. Very clean and a friendly atmosphere. Waitress greeted us and we looked over the very extensive menu. I had the Cowboy burger on a pretzel bun (had crunch onion rings on top) with ribbon fries! Delicious!! My husband had the Ring of Fire chicken sandwich on pretzel bun and large order of onion rings. He said it was Delicious as well. Prompt service and hot food. I add it was a slower time of day and mid week. I would imagine it would be more crowded on weekends. The local people eating there could not have been more friendly. Hamilton is a gem of a town! Visiting from Ohio.

Went to this bowling place thinking I'd have a good time, and wow... the lanes are absolute trash…read more I'm talking pothole-on-a-highway level bad. Every throw felt like my ball was fighting for its life just to stay on course. Oil pattern? Couldn't find it. Consistency? Nonexistent. It's like they haven't updated or maintained anything since the 90s and are hoping no one notices. And the cherry on this disappointment sundae? Drink refills are $1.75. For refills. At a bowling alley. I'm not asking for hand-crafted artisanal lemonade, I just want a normal refill that doesn't cost the same as a side of fries. At this point, I'm convinced they're trying to make back their lane-repair budget solely through soda. Overall? Fun concept, terrible execution. If you're into unpredictable ball paths and overpriced fountain drinks, this is your spot. Otherwise, save yourself the frustration (and the $1.75).

Lanes are terrible. You guys really need to improve on them and strategically spread the oil…read morebetter. Also, what the hell is up with your refill prices? $1.75?? Every other bowling alley ive gone to has had free refills. I can understand it for alcohol and fancy drinks but a soda? Fuck no!

good prices for games Decent prices for food at a bowling…read morealley prices on bowling balls and accessories are not the worst

What can I say? $12 per person for all-you-can-bowl from 10 til close? You can't beat that price in…read moretown! Oh and that includes shoes! Cheap beer and cheap pizza with a Big Lebowski feel to it makes you want to come back next weekend... why? F*@& it, let's go bowling is why! This will bring you back to old school with the bowling alley from the 80's look! I love a bowling alley that has character! I believe their normal bowling prices range from 1.50-3.00 per game depending on the day you go but check in advance and you won't be disappointed if you're out to get the whole bowling alley feel! Beats going to an AMC alley and refinancing your home mortgage for a few games!

Great staff. If my rating was based on only the staff...5 stars. Lanes/ball returns have gouged two…read moreof my balls. It is the only reason they arent getting 5 stars. The equipment is old and needs better maintenance/replacement.

Excellent service. Delicious food. They have a excellent Saturday morning junior league. Very…read morefriendly and a super place to take your family.

Staff is great. Lanes are well lite and maintained…read more Nice dining room next to snack bar. Great prices.

I don't bowl so I am rating this solely on the food. Had a tenderloin, fries, and a drink for $10…read more Hard to beat that price and it was hot and delicious. The place was clean. Very friendly service. And a very nice atmosphere. I really enjoyed just sitting there chatting with the cook. I watched her pressing beef patties and putting them on wax paper so I asked her what else she made fresh and she said "Almost everything". I'll definitely be back to try the burgers and some of the other items on the menu.

best place I went there for my 5th grade felid trip had a great time there and the food and games…read morewere good

On the outside the place doesn't look look like much - yet, once you enter you realize where they…read morefocus their money. Looking at the exterior - you wouldn't expect everything that is inside this building - bowling, a bar, laser tag, and an arcade. The, unfortunate thing about this place is that they may be still trying to recoup the investment of these renovations. Played the VR arcade of Beat Saber - $5.00 for a 3 minute game is kind of on the expensive side. But it does seem they have specials so that you could possibly get your money's worth - if you show up at the right time. It is a definitely a lovely addition to the small town of St. Joseph.

We reserved a few lanes for Friday night Cosmic Bowling. I would recommend going EARLY (9:30pm) if…read moreyou want to start bowling at 10pm when Cosmic Bowling starts. We didn't get started til 10:30pm because checking in, paying, getting our shoes, and setting up our lanes took so long. That said, we had a great time and the food was delicious.