Now, I'm sure all readers of this review have already got a basic idea of what Thornton's as a company do. Yes? They sell chocolate, along with a bit of fudge.
Despite this fact, I'd really like to applaud this branch for being extra friendly. My boyfriend and I were looking for a last minute present to take with us to visit some of his family. We'd decided on chocolates (erm, because everyone likes chocolate) and so Thornton's had been the obvious choice.
We headed in there on the way to the station, suitcases in tow, and were very pleased to find a large chocolate pig. Now, for any of you who don't know this already, at Thornton's they will ice a message on to any large chocolate egg type thing that you like, free of charge. (Although obviously you do have to buy it first, you can't just insist that they write "bum" on every egg in the store and then run away laughing - as hilarious as that would obviously be)
Sadly, though, we were a little lost for choice on what to write on the egg. So the lady behind the counter suggested to us that we should pop next door to the Clinton's store, and have a look at their funny cards for inspiration. What a great idea!
We came back a couple of minutes later with a hiiiiilarious phrase to be iced on to the egg - and the friendly lady behind the counter was ready and waiting to ice it for us.
Are you wanting to know what phrase we went for in the end?! It was "May Contain Pork." Yep, I know, our comedy award probably just got lost in the post. read more