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    Thirsty Goat

    3.1 (35 reviews)
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    Open 3:00 pm - 1:00 am (Next day)
    Updated 3 months ago

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    9 months ago

    Disgusting and dirty location with nasty food, unfair prices, watered down drinks, and dangerous location.

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    1 year ago

    Location is dirty bathroom filthy owner was rude I don't recommend low scale location

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    3 years ago

    Amazing service, the bartender made us feel welcomed and was very attentive. The ambiance was vibrant. An overall enjoyable experience.

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    4 years ago

    Beer is cold. Has a full bar and Service is awesome and they are right in the middle of Woodland.

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    5 years ago

    Great Karaoke... but Andy the bartender is extremely RUDE! We will NOT be back until they get a friendly bar staff.

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    9 years ago

    Friendly people, fair prices. Excellent neighborhood bar! To the guy complaining about $5 Sierra Nevadas: that's cheap, get a job.

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    9 years ago

    Drinks are strong, atmosphere is great. I would recommend going when they have a dj. Friendly staff and clean establishment.

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    9 years ago

    Cash only? And they charge for the ATM. Won't be back. Only giving two stars because they had toilet paper in the bathroom.

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    Father Paddy's - Fish n Chips

    Father Paddy's

    4.1(362 reviews)
    0.4 mi
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    If you're in Woodland, Father Paddy's is one of those places you just keep coming back to…read more The first time you walk in, the vault catches you right away. An actual old bank vault turned into a whiskey room. It's got history, character, and honestly nothing around here compares. It reminds me of what places like Gomez's Restaurant and Tequileria did with their tequila wall, but this is on another level. It feels authentic and you can tell it was done with intention. The food is always solid. Good portions, good flavor, and consistent every time. It's the kind of place you can rely on whether you're grabbing a quick bite or sitting down for a full meal. What really makes it though is the people. Patrick is an amazing person. You can tell he genuinely cares about the place, the staff, and the customers. It shows in how everything runs. It feels real, not forced. And honestly, this is the only place in town I'm grabbing a Guinness. They do it right and the whole vibe just fits. Good food, great atmosphere, and even better people. Cheers.

    Good food. I had the Irish stew and it was very tasty and hearty. The appetizers were so so…read more The service was good, with good historical conversation mixed in. Down to earth personnel. The atmosphere is fascinating. This was a real bank, once upon a time. It still has the vaults to prove it. Now used as the "whiskey vault" The owner, Father Paddy, is evidently a Certified Whiskey Specialist (CWS), or Level 2, a professional certification. Wow, impressive! Sadly, the Old Fashioned I had didn't measure up.

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    Father Paddy's - Here's outside of the whiskey bowl! Super cool!

    Here's outside of the whiskey bowl! Super cool!

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    Mojo’s Lounge & Kitchen428 Restaurant - Yougurt and Granola (brunch)

    Mojo’s Lounge & Kitchen428 Restaurant

    4.2(634 reviews)
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    If you're in Woodland, Mojo's Lounge & Kitchen428 Restaurant is one of those places that just gets…read moreit right across the board. The location is perfect right in the heart of downtown, surrounded by history and that small town charm Woodland is known for. You walk in and immediately feel the character of the place. It's not manufactured, it's real, and that matters. The atmosphere is on point. It balances upscale and relaxed in a way that works whether you're there for a date night, business dinner, or just grabbing a drink. The lounge has great energy and always feels alive without being too much. The food speaks for itself. Consistently high quality, fresh, and well executed. You can tell there's intention behind every dish, not just going through the motions. For the level of quality you're getting, the value is absolutely there. Service is a big reason this place stands out. Christy is amazing. She genuinely cares, remembers people, and makes sure you're taken care of the right way. It never feels forced, just natural hospitality. This is one of those spots that's become part of Woodland's identity. You see regulars, new faces, families, and business meetings all happening at once. That kind of mix only happens when a place is doing something right. If you're looking for great food, strong atmosphere, real service, and a place that actually represents the community, this is it.

    My second time eating here, and honestly, I probably won't be back for the actual food. The first…read moretime I had a dry sandwich. This time, three of us ordered burgers, and they were some of the driest, most flavorless burgers I've ever had. Burger Saloon, I'll never betray you again. The experience itself felt unreal. We found out our waitress was on her 4th day working and she literally quit after taking our order. You truly can't make this stuff up. Another server had to come retake our order, and even then things still came out wrong. I asked for no cheese because I'm lactose intolerant, but my burger came with cheese anyway. Out of 7 drinks ordered, 3 were forgotten. One drink specifically requested no sugar on the rim and came out with sugar. I did feel bad for the replacement server. He looked incredibly nervous and was visibly shaking. Despite all the mishaps, we still left him a good tip because it honestly seemed like the whole place was struggling that night.

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