I decided to go peep out and attend a class at Thien Vien Dai Dang in Bonsall, which is roughly 15 miles from Oceanside in North San Diego County. I ran into a couple of Vietnamese monks outside of a 99c store, and they invited me to come at 9 a.m. on Sunday and to stay for lunch!
So I show up, and waddled around. It turns out that what they were inviting me to was a 9:30 English Buddhist Meditation class which is every Sunday from 9:30 to 11:30.
What I didn't realize was the following:
- Once a month, there is a half-day meditation class which I happened to find myself in.
- I thought I was attending more of a service style thing, like I went to in Portland, Oregon. They do have a service style thingie, but it's not in English and I would be all sorts of deer in a headlight because I am a stupid American who only speaks English and some Spanglish.
So, I have meditated and was totally down for a half day of clearing my mind and chanting and such. HOWEVER. I was not dressed appropriately: i.e., I was wearing a halter style sundress. When you are sitting cross-legged on a mat on the floor - um... no. Also, this is not acceptable attire at the monastery.
Scandalous!
In fact, if you are going, kiss the idea of spaghetti straps farewell, boys and girls. Although no one is going to hassle you about it, some very nice lady named Paula might lovingly pull you aside and say: "Dude?"
Note! Always remove your shoes before entering an enclosed space. And bow to people. It's nice.
So, the half day of meditation went like this:
- Find a mat and a little pouf! You can either sit on just the mat or on the pouf on the mat. Or, if you have trouble with floor sitting, you can sit in a chair.
- Chant when they tell you to - there is a book and you can read along and it's in English! Also, find JUDY. She's rad, has rad glasses and is going to engage you anyway, and you'll be glad she did because she's going to help you navigate what to do when.
- Meditate on the mat in the small room with monks and about 15-20 other people and a really badass shrine.
- Wake from meditation with a series of massaging moves, stretch, stand, and then perform a walking meditation around their beautiful garden.
- Back to the little room and shrine, chanting and meditation.
- Wake exercises then more chanting.
- Now, you are invited to silent vegan lunch! A large dining hall with monks down in the center, and the rest of all y'all around the sides.
Warning: The dining hall is hot, there is no AC, and there are flies that WILL attack you. You will chant in Vietnamese (there are the words on the table) then you serve yourself up some chow!
Now, here's how that goes:
- You do not eat with the chopsticks - those are for serving yourself. You only eat with the spoon. Do not. Eat. With. THE CHOPSTICKS.
- If you are seated next to the tea, pour it for everyone at the table, then pour it for yourself. Emily Post and the monks will appreciate your not being a total heathen.
When I was there, we ate a very simple vegetable broth with tomatoes, tofu, cilantro, and mushrooms, rice, fried vegetables with sweet chili sauce, Vietnamese veggie noodles with chopped peanuts and carrots, soy sauce glazed mushrooms and more tofu, coconut sticky rice, and cookies for dessert. Once everyone seems to be settled and the food is done, you'll hear some chiming and then you chant again. (PS. the meal was delish!)
Then get up, receive glares from women who think you are dressed like a hussy with your bare hussy shoulders, put your hussy shoes on, and leave.
It was a GORGEOUS experience. The people were all so loving and wonderful (with exception of a few ladies who I clearly offended, whoops)! The grounds are gorgeous, although unfinished. The monastery is still awaiting permits which they are supposed to be getting in the next month, and then WHOA. There is a model and it's badass.
Whether you are a Buddhist or just Bu-curious, it's worth the time to go and peep it! You don't have to take the class, you can just waddle around the serene grounds, bow at nice people who are bowing to you, look but do not pick all of the luscious fruit, and behold the majestic hills and amazing views surrounding you. You will not regret it!
Oh, and throw a few bucks at these poor souls. They are feeding you (in more ways than one) after all.
Many reincarnated thumbs up!
PS. I chanted a lie about never drinking wine which is the fifth precept. Sorry! Because the very thought of not drinking wine makes me want to literally die and be reincarnated as a fruit fly. read more