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    Helium Comedy Club

    Helium Comedy Club

    3.2
    (495 reviews)
    0.5 mi
    $$

    We went to see the Japanese comedians for the first time. It was a smooth entry and the service was…read morequick and clear. The beer was $9, though...

    Haven't stepped foot in the building before, already have problems…read more Purchased tickets to Adam Friedland like half a year ago. Options were: rescheduled show, credit or refund. I chose refund. 7-10 days, supposedly. At this point, I don't want to think about the $110 dollar comedy show tickets I couldn't attend. I want that out of mind. I randomly decide to check my card to see if it's been refunded after my May 29th refund request. June 22, nothing in my account. Notify MGMT with receipts. They punt the ball to the ticket vendor on the 23rd (supposedly). 8 days later after correspondence to get this corrected, no response (June 30). I call the vendor SeatEngine, and they've purportedly not heard from Helium. They made it right, processed my refund and sent me a confirmation. Again, I don't want to be thinking about a comedy show I now can't attend because it was rescheduled. Helium, this is on you. You could have at least reached out and said something like "sorry for the inconvenience; we reached out and they're fixing it for you (smiley face business nod). Nope. Called again today, left my information. Like the 3rd or 4th time they've not answered or returned my voicemails. I certainly do not trust this business with my money. Unfortunately, as a new city resident... I will not be visiting one of the (supposedly) good clubs in my new city. You have multiple voicemails and emails, you've given me nothing. This is on you Helium.

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    7/25/2025 - I do love their backdrop & attending the prelims for the Portland funniest person was fun, mostly.
    7/25/2025 - I do love their backdrop & attending the prelims for the Portland funniest person was fun, mostly.
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    The Siren Theater

    The Siren Theater

    4.3
    (11 reviews)
    3.3 mi

    I did not know this space was here! I have tried to drop in to see comedian friends perform in the…read morespace but had not actually looked it up so I had no idea what I was walking into. So many of the smaller venues are a bit tragic and in older neighborhoods, it could go either way. What a truly great surprise because it was really well decorated. So creative and unique - love it! Even with the very open floor plan it, somehow, feels intimate inside when you are seated for a show. I had the pleasure to see Canon Shakespeare perform Julius Caesar: "Mischief, thou art afoot." I was impressed at the use of lighting for the stage show. I was able to get a reasonably priced cup of wine at their concessions plus I loved that they had quite a few options for non alcohol and snacks available. My only complaint was only seeing one of the restrooms! One of the staff said that the restrooms were both themed and that one was themed 'Ladies Room' even though they are unisex restrooms... But each time I was in range, that one was in use. The other bathroom was spacious, very clean and covered in The Last Supper art pieces. Perhaps someone had a religious experience in the restroom?

    When you can get some improv on a Saturday night and decide how much to pay $5-$20 per person, it's…read morea win. Love the break from the norm: amateur (and semi-pro?) improv working on their craft, A/C working just as hard as the performers to work the room with something to chill you out. Yes, they got some drinks. Yes, it is super relaxed. Yes, they have a restroom break. Yes, the DJ plays some jams during the the intermission. Yes, it's harder than it looks to make people laugh, unless you fill the room with your friends and family. Super chill spot.

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    3/6/2025 - Canon Shakespeare performed Julius Caesar wonderfully.
    3/6/2025 - Canon Shakespeare performed Julius Caesar wonderfully.
    3/6/2025 - Canon Shakespeare performed Julius Caesar wonderfully.
    3/6/2025 - Canon Shakespeare performed Julius Caesar wonderfully.
    3/6/2025 - Canon Shakespeare performed Julius Caesar wonderfully.

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    3/6/2025 - Canon Shakespeare performed Julius Caesar wonderfully.
    Eddie May Murder Mystery Dinner

    Eddie May Murder Mystery Dinner

    3.7
    (13 reviews)
    6.8 mi

    My hubby took me to the mystery dinner for our 2nd month anniversary date. It was an amazing…read moreexperience and he ended up being the murderer! We went to the Old Spaghetti Factory on South Waterfront. The location was beautiful for date night. Loved about it: It was nice to get into the character and be on the set of a real life clue game. Loved how we everyone was dressed for the Masquerade Billionaire Club Ball. It really added to the whole ambience. People actually got into character! Loved to see how everyone acted and showed emotions. Drawbacks: The people on our table were a little shy (on their 2nd/3rd date) and weren't participating as much so that was a drawback for us. Food was so/so but again we were there for the experience and not the food and that is where I took away a star. They were a little loose with the directions with what to do with money or who should respond how. Now we are looking forward to next time because we know what to do. They took mugshots in the beginning and during the event and promised to send us the link to the pictures via email. We never got them :( take your own pictures! Tips: Its all about the guests! Be involved in it and have fun. Going in a group would be fun. Its fun to see how your friends/other couples act/react in different situations. Talk and mingle with other.

    Our first dinner murder mystery experience and we had a blast. The characters were fun and…read moreengaging and the food was delicious. The only down fall was the lack of all the clues, as well as short amount of time to solve the mystery. After the killer was revelaed and the reason why it was evident that the evidence we would have needed to come to that solution was in the killer's hand most the night. We are definitly going to go again once there is a new "show".

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    PORTLAND'S Best Murder Mystery Dinner Parties!
    PORTLAND'S Best Murder Mystery Dinner Parties!
    Another fun night at an Eddie May Murder Mystery Dinner Party in 2012!
    Another fun night at an Eddie May Murder Mystery Dinner Party in 2012!
    Another fun night at an Eddie May Murder Mystery Dinner Party in 2012!

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    Another fun night at an Eddie May Murder Mystery Dinner Party in 2012!
    Darcelle XV

    Darcelle XV

    4.0
    (161 reviews)
    1.6 mi
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    If you want an authentic and iconic Portland experience, look no further than Darcelle XV! They are…read morethe oldest drag bar in the country, and they have their craft honed to perfection. The production value alone is enough to write a review about. This is no pop-up drag show in some bar, this is a full-on production with seasoned and dedicated queens. We are talking professional sound, multiple lighting engineers, and a legit stage with all of the theatrical bells and whistles. The walls are covered with portraits of all the queens who have graced the building over the years. It's the type of place where you can just FEEL the history. You can tell it is clearly a very special and well-loved place. Have an occasion coming up? Darcelle's is a fabulous place to celebrate a birthday, wedding, divorce, anything! They have seated drag shows Friday and Saturday nights (followed by the men of Darcelle's strip show!), and a drag brunch show on Sundays (only $32 for breakfast AND a show!). On Tuesday nights they do an open call drag competition and it's only $5 to get in and they have $7 drink and food specials all night. You cannot beat that deal...especially being downtown! As someone who works weekends in the entertainment industry, it is amazing to have something fun and affordable to do on a Tuesday night. Do not miss this experience!

    Darcelle's is iconic and such a fun place! I hadn't been to the brunch show before so we had to go…read morefor our monthly girls get together. It was a great show; I loved every performance, service was excellent and the food was good! They serve everyone the same plate & you can get brunch cocktails. Seats are first come, first serve so show up before the doors open.

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    Front table!
    Front table!
    Darcelle XV
    Darcelle XV
    The history of Darcelles

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    The history of Darcelles
    Portland Center Stage at The Armory

    Portland Center Stage at The Armory

    4.3
    (95 reviews)
    1.9 mi

    Baffled sometimes when people say theatre is expensive to watch. We have so many great places to…read moresee plays for many different budgets, and Portland Center Stage hits the mark on it. They have a number of programs, like $25 tickets, Rush/Standby Tickets, Arts for All, Pay What You Will days. All very affordable! And for the quality of the shows here, it's absolutely worth it to go see at least one show a season. The stage crew and actors put on great shows! Every staff member I've encountered there have been friendly, patient and accommodating. I've done the Standby tickets for a few shows now and it's a great experience. Put your name on the wait-list about 90 minutes before showtime, go grab a bite to eat, and if you get a seat, that's great! If not, they can put you on the wait list for the next show (and then you can go do another activity downtown). They keep the place pretty clean too, really nice bathrooms haha.

    I need to do an update as I have become a lot more attending of the performances here. The reason…read morefor this is accessibility. As someone with limited mobility often - I have a tissue disorder and some days I am far more mobile than others. I am also, due to the tissue disorder, more modest means. Thankfully Portland Center Stage is a proud Arts for All member. In addition - they really do welcome people. They have a lot of seating for ADA and accommodate you should you need chair arms or no arms or will have a spot cleared for your wheelchair. I appreciate tickets being low cost for me but with ADA it can be tricky and the events at the most challenging ADA locations expect you to show up right before a show hoping they will have an extra ticket which I cannot physically do and would not want that on ushers either. When inquiring, I have been treated with less than stellar attitude. I would love to have money and mobility and I used to! I know so many who are starting to struggle with mobility as they age and I really encourage them to go to spaces like this where they can easily get in and out. But even just calling - they actually answer the phone and are so helpful! I get that they want to sell as much at full price but it makes me really appreciate how truly welcoming Portland Center Stage is. Arts are healing and the productions here really are top notch. Their staff is very diverse throughout the theater making it feel like a safe space for everyone also. When seeing shows here, they do have a great concessions stand/bar with a great wine selection and some decent snacks. The theater is in such a great location - to the back of the theater is a favorite gelato place of mine and also some of the most delicious West African food if you want to make a whole night of it!

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    10/20/2025 - Witch was a great play to watch! The after talk was fantastic as well.
    10/20/2025 - Witch was a great play to watch! The after talk was fantastic as well.
    12/4/2024 - Albina Music Trust's 'Wall to Wall Soul' exhibit through the downstairs of the Armory
    12/4/2024 - Albina Music Trust's 'Wall to Wall Soul' exhibit through the downstairs of the Armory
    1/28/2026 - The Play That Goes Wrong is a master class in comedy... A perfect production for how messy things are in our lives.

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    1/28/2026 - The Play That Goes Wrong is a master class in comedy... A perfect production for how messy things are in our lives.

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