Update: The Soldiery is the worst gaming store I have ever had to deal with and I hope Amazon puts them out of business, and quick. I do not use such an insult lightly.
Now this place is a real dive and I've never quite liked it, but it's there, you know, and I used to buy a LOT of board games.
Now the place advertises that it buys, sells, and trades games on its website.
Only, it doesn't. The guy who runs the place is an obnoxious grade-n NEEEEEEERD about everything.
I learned a few months ago that when he says he "buys games" he actually means he'll give you a quarter of their market value, then he re-shrinkwraps them and sells them as new. At least, this is what he told me and my girlfriend, verbatim: "I like how you keep your games organized, I'm just going to shrink-wrap these and put them on the shelf." That seems pretty shady to me in the first place. Have games I've bought at the Soldiery been used games passed off as new without my knowledge?
He said "I'll give you half value in store credit instead, because I don't want people thinking I run a pawn shop."
Alright, first of all if I thought this was a pawn shop I'd be selling you some real fucking valuable items, not a stack of board games. Second of all, don't advertise you buy games if you really just want to trade them. Trading is cool. If you advertise trading, right on. Just take the "buy" out of there. It's barely true. You don't want to buy games. At all.
So the other day I had a crazy notion to go back in and see if I could trade my three D&D 4e core books for a single copy of the Star Wars Saga rules. I made the mistake of bringing the books in with the dust cover the books came in since I bought them as a gift set.
Welllll, as soon as he sees it he starts going on the internet, saying how he remembers Amazon selling the set for $50-something. He confirms this to his own satisfaction and then offers me something like $20 in store credit or $10 in cash, for three books with a cover price of $40 each. I wanted to trade all three books, in mint condition, for a single book of the same exact value. Win-win, right? Wrong.
Now, okay, if I hadn't brought them in with the slip case he would have tallied the books up separately at cover price, and calculated trade credit from that. It would have been a bit higher. What?
Nevermind the fact that he has no idea when or where I bought them and whether I paid the $106 cover price for the gift set or whatever, but he assumes and lets me know that he assumes I bought it off of Amazon at a discount and then calculates how much he should pay me for them based on that. Wait, what?
ON TOP OF ALL THIS, he sits there and mocks me about it all. He's like "You didn't do anything stupid like write in these books, right?" I told him "Yeah, I filled out all the character sheets in ink," which he didn't find as funny as I did. Then he started tsking at me and saying "You need to keep your books cleaner."
Look, nerd, I'm sorry I don't think gaming books are archival copies of the fucking Word of God because I'm not a neeeeeerd. Also, they were near-mint and only read once and the "dirt" he referred to was a thin layer of dust ON THE DUST CASE. THE CASE MADE TO COLLECT DUST.
Annnnd I'm certain that he would have taken the three books, thrown the case away, and sold them separately as three NEW books. He would have paid about $3 a piece for them if I had taken cash, and sold them for $40 a piece to unsuspecting customers.
Reprehensible. I will never go back. Take the time to go to the Guardtower. It's an infinitely better experience and an infinitely better store run by an infinitely more friendly and welcoming staff. read more