Tacky as hell. Don't waste your money there. Bad customer service. Ugly dancers. Tacky. Did I mention tacky? No alcohol. And tacky.

Man went back early today and it was worth it. It was a bit more pricey than before, but I had a great time. If the prices were a bit smaller I might have stayed longer. The two girls I encountered today was Velour and Jasmine. Both were beautiful. read more

I went here on a Sunday night and it was too dry. No people and no dancers. There are just 2-3 dancers that took turns dancing and girls are a little pushy for lap dances ( of course that earns some big bucks for them). Better avoid this and visit show girls for more variety of girls read more

Of the two clubs in Downtown Seattle that I have been to I enjoy Showgirls other this one . The private rooms are small booths with cloth sheets , most are stain-free . The club its in a nice small club the girls are nice and most a good looking . The stage is small with not great lighting . The only plus is if you have a hotel room key the cost is 10 not 20 bucks . I can drink 10 dollars of 7-up on any good night . read more

So the slogan says..."the perfect gentlemen's Club" Might as well have said "The ripoff, high pressure sales Club". My son & I went Thursday night 3/22/2018 thinking their 3.5 Yelp rating was something to look forward to. Boy it couldnt be farther from the truth!! The girls (Vanessa & Miami) after introducing themselves took both my son & i to separate booths. Miami wanted a private booth dance (not a lap dance) with me. I informed her that i was only here to give my son his 1st experience and did not need a dance. Miami then said she would join Vanessa and give my son an experience with 2 dancers. I immediately asked her the price for 2 dancers and when told the price i instructed her, i only would pay for1 dancer only for my son. I was ushered outside to watch the show, and before i knew it, Vanessa asked me for the $40 i agreed upon and then i thought Vanessa and Miami was being nice and showing my son to the bar for a soft drink but they were actually showing my son straight to the ATM machine for their "ripoff" price of $160!!! When i went to confront the male cashier about their "illegal tactics", his reply was, "Did your son refuse the dance at any time?" I explain to him that, "How does a 22 yr old whose never been to a strip club know to refuse a dance (let alone a "special 2 women" dance)? His reply was, "if he didnt refuse the dance i cant do anything about it". How can this establishment be so calleous and have "zero" attitude towards pleasing the customers?? Does this franchise not figure out that the customers are the ones that bring in the money? FUTURE patrons beware, NO alcohol, soft drinks only, mediocre over weight out of shape show girls, CASH only, 1 small main stage only. This Seattle Little Darling establishment makes Little Darling's franchise look bad. read more

I went to Little Darlings for the first time in over a year last night, and the place has definitely improved. The talent used to be for the most part decent looking, clumsy, and a little disinterested. Last night there were quite a few sexy girls who were genuinely friendly without being overly aggressive. It's a little pricey to get in, but in line with many other cities, and if you're nice to the girls, one's bound to be nice to hook you up with a VIP card for next time. There were no customers at the front stage laying down singles, so I saddled up to the stage, and showed the girls some kindness. A few singles go a long way. Special thanks to Zoe and Soleil! They made the night super memorable! I'll definitely be headed back! read more

Super clean, girls are friendly and will come talk to you, and the bartenders and door people and super nice. Bottomless soda (wish there was alcohol, but that's not their fault). Awesome place to go disappear for a while, plus the toy store above makes it a really fun way to spend the night. read more

Last night i went to a strip club for the first time. I went in not knowing what to expect but the only image of dirty girls that are all slutty and nasty, but to my surprise it was nothing like that. This is a clean place and all the girls are beautiful, sexy and professional. They have incredible talent and i strongly suggest this for anyone who is going for the first time, or going regularly..you will not get bored! read more

Most of the girls were sub par! A few with butt plugs but nothing to write home about! We were told it was 20 something to get in the door but half price if we had a hotel card. I was asked to check my small backpack buy one of the girls at the door who assured me it was safe behind the closed door of an office. She also mentioned that they wouldn't let me forget it, and of course I did forget it and wasn't reminded it was there but the big guy at the till or the girl who graciously checked it at the door for me. Needless to say we were flying out the next day and had to be at the airport by 1pm and unfortuneatly the club did not open until 2 that day. So I called and spoke with Alex the manager who checked the office and wouldn't you know it it couldn't be found!!! I guess it grew legs and tried to find me! I can only assume a employee of this fine overpriced establishment took it home with them. I was told by Alex that he'd check with the weekend managers and I have yet to be called back, not surprising. read more

Little Darlings, Skanks with Attitude: Lawsuit waiting to Happen. I hadn't been to Little Darlings in over a year. The last time I visited, most of the girls had an attitude problem when I declined their dances. I understand this is how they make their money, but they should really learn to take no. I've had similar experiences in DejaVu at downtown Seattle as well. Seems to be something about the area. After a good long year, I decided to visit again. There was a girl I remembered from my last visit that I was hoping to see again. (One of the few girls there without an attitude.) In all, I had about 6 different girls come up to me asking me if I wanted a dance. I declined all the offers, and most of them took it fine. I don't give attitude unless I am given attitude. I made it clear to all of them that I was not in the mood, and I did not say anything unnecessarily rude. Well 3 of those 6 girls had some real issues taking the news. Girl #1 - She sat on my lap and we had some small talk. I was not interested, and she became increasingly upset as she figured this out. When she finally got it through her head that I was not interested, she gets up, goes around me, and smacks me on the back of the head. Hey hun, you do know that hitting someone on the head unprovoked legally qualifies as assault, right? I didn't lay a finger on you, nor said anything that any reasonably-sane person would find offensive, but even if that was your excuse, it does not give you the right to hit someone on the head. You should learn a little bit of the law before you act like a b**** that was let off her leash to pee on a guy's crotch. Girl #2 - She comes over and says "Hi". Well I said "Hello" but she only heard the "O" part apparently. She then asked "What, 'O?'" And then I said, "No, I said 'Hello'". Apparently she didn't hear me again, and she started getting frustrated. I repeated myself, and she apparently felt that was going nowhere, so she pulls back, smacks me on the shoulder (My back was to the wall that time. Learned my lesson!) and then she walks away in frustration. Really? You're going to get upset at someone because of -your- lousy hearing? If you have a hearing aid that fell off while you were on stage hanging upside down, that's not my fault! Are you seriously going to get an attitude with someone because -you- couldn't hear their 'hello' back to you? Girl #3 - This was by the end of the night. I was just about ready to leave, as it was the last dance for the night. This girl comes over and lays on the sofa, part of her leaning towards me. She asked me if I wanted a dance and I simply said no. She then asked "why?" and I said "not in the mood." She then asked why again, and I said "I'm just not." She was getting upset, and asked again why, and by this time, there was no longer a smile on her face. I thought to myself, "really, do you think you're going to get a dance out of me like this?" I asked "are you just going to be annoying now?" Apparently, she just can't take no for an answer. She asked why again, so I simply got up and walked towards the door. You would think that a sane person would quit there, but you know what she did? She followed me to the door, grabbed me by the shirt, pulled on it hard enough to get me to turn around towards her, and then told me "listen you little s***, don't you dare push me!" WTF? Are you on f***ing drugs or something? I got up and walked away! I didn't even lay a finger on you, but grabbing someone by the shirt and forcibly pulling on it, on the other hand, is another one of those things that can get you sued! I don't know if she forgot to take her Paxil, or if she didn't get to pick up her kid's Ritalin at the drugstore, or if her pimp didn't give her fair cut of cocaine last night for her hand-jobs, but regardless, you have to have a pretty rotten attitude to get so incredibly upset at someone declining a dance from you that you would chase them out the door, nearly rip their shirt off and call them a little s*** while making up a lie about being pushed. Hey hun, did you know they have cameras in the club recording what actually happened, or were you too busy taking off your clothes to think about that for a second? This club is a lawsuit waiting to happen. I'm definitely not going back there again. It's not the guys' fault if your snatch smells so abhorrently awful that you can't sell enough dances to pay your night's rent. You should take this as a learning opportunity that when your marginally-good looks are gone, you're just going to be a crackhead w**** on the side of the road if you don't straighten out your life. Really, I couldn't recommend this club any less. There is nothing a guy can say that should warrant 3 nut-jobs going ape-s*** on their customers. If you don't like how things are going, walk away. That's what I did on the last skank. Acting like a little c*** to someone just because they don't want a dance from you isn't going to get you anywhere. read more

Fuck this place. I got ripped off $200 becuase the dancer refused to get the fuck off me then had the gall to still charge me per song. 1 star becuase it won't let me give it zero read more

This is a really nice club, or it may have been. It is totally dead during the day though. I worked a day shift and 1 customer til 10pm! Alot of the girls are really pretty and cool, so is the DJ and a few managers are nice, but there are a lot of drugs here. A lot of the customers regularly seemed too drunk to function or like they were on drugs. I worked here in June 201y and didn't stay long. read more

Oh get over it you guys.... I think this place is good. The ladies were extremely nice, I didnt expierence any pushy desperate women. ?? Ive gotten free passes everytime i go in there... So maybe it comes down to the way your acting or treating the ladies... and lets not forget they are shaking thier A** for a bunch of slobs that probably dont tip very well (IE:YOU) The layout could be a little better, but thank goodness i havent been in there when it was super crowded... I always get my corner seats... Cheers ladies... read more

One of the best Gentlemen's clubs in all of Seattle. Open every day of the year. Ladies get free cover on Sunday Nights.

Small Friendly Club: Bring Green, Ask for Red I've not been to a lot of clubs. But I have been to a few because, well, I enjoy seeing pretty women, who doesn't? Asking me why I go to these clubs on occasion is like asking Willie Sutton why he robs banks. Little Darlings is a smaller club, which I guess is the reason I liked it. It has a more personal feel than other clubs to which I've been. I had a positive experience interacting with dancers, wait staff and security folks. In typical Seattle style, they were friendly, but not very pushy. Open, but not overbearing. The dancers ranged from girl-next-door attractive to smokin' and worth the cover paid to get in. (Though, frankly, I saw one or two who's guts for getting on stage to perform in front of strangers is perhaps more admirable than what they had to present there.) It costs $10 - $20 to buy a drink for a dancer. A rip off? Well, consider you're not really paying for a drink, your paying for a drink with a gorgeous woman who, if only for a few minutes, will treat you like you're one of the most interesting men in the world, and it suddenly feels like a better deal. If I wanted a great deal on a drink, I'd have gone to 7-Eleven and self-served myself a Big Gulp. I agree with the other reviews that sing the praises of Red. She may be reason enough to visit the club at least once. She's got a killer athletic figure, bright eyes and a friendly smile. Her stage dances were impressively athletic and erotic. Off stage, she's got a way of connecting with those eyes; pulling you in with her quick with wit; and keeping you 100% engaged with her sharp mind. By the time she asked if I'd like a private dance it was impossible to say no - or to stop after just one dance. If you choose to go to a club in Seattle, you won't do wrong in choosing Little Darlings - and asking for Red by name. read more

Came here on a Friday night. Wasn't expecting too much since the place doesn't serve alcohol. But low and behold they had decent dancers here. Saw a few 10s, rest were 4-7. Was greeted by a few girls but the one that caught my eye was Mia. She is very exotic probably from South America, didn't ask. She has big pouty lips. Coca cola figure and a very soft voice. I went in with $100 but ended up spending a little over a grand on her. Wish I didn't go overboard with the spending but I was enjoying my time. I did get a few other dances with other dancers. It's decent place to kill time and have fun with hot chicks. read more

ZERO STARS. NEVER GO HERE!!! Went here for first time wanting to kill some time and stress. People were nice enough girl was hot and showed me around offered private dance behind curtain for 1/2 hour for 280. With privacy and more stuff allowed. Fuck it I'll spring. We go in and start the usual and she starts talking up all we could do in there, "you bring a belt? No, good planning? Next time wear sweats, I'll take care of you!" nothing explicit. then she explains the pricing 280 for the house, the usual, 900 for her for special treatment. Too rich for my blood so she offers 500. I've gotten a lot more for a lot less but I say, sure let's see what you got. Nothing extra, just usual lap dance, answers her phone in the middle turns the light off, on, off, on. Unzips me then gets up, "gotta check to see if the managers coming... Yep he's coming, gotta go" we're done. That's it for 700 with a drink for her. And then she asks for a 200 tip. I first decline then under pressure give less than that. Don't ever go here. Straight up racket! read more

Went this place after being given a free pass by a guy on the street still cost 10$ to get in....only a few girls working...the DJ kept selling 2 for 1 dances but no girls on the floor when that deal was offered. Also only asked if we wanted lap dance 2 times in the first 5 mins....never talk to or asked if we wanted a dance again for 3 hours...the place sucked and there is a better place that we went to the night before...I guess the good thing is I went in with 500 buck and left with 470 after getting in and tipping the drink girl...take your money and go to some where else...... read more

Friendly hostesses, and their DJ, Ryan, does a great job at setting a mellow and sensual atmosphere with the music and lighting. (I hate clubs that overuse dizzying and nauseating lighting.) All in all, a fun way to spend an evening. read more

They got a little bit of everything! Black, white, Mexican, fat, small... EVERYTHING! One girl didn't get any money and went into a VIP room and cried... Made me feel badx But it's whatever! read more

Had good time until I had lap dance for four songs. stripper never said prices charged $400. Not going there again.

kellie is amazing! OMG easily the hottest girl in there. watch out for her stage - best show in town

This is very poorly laid out club. There is a huge pillar blocking the stage view to a large portion of the audience. The audience in these areas is expected to watch a low resolution version of the on-screen action on a 20" TV panel, what a letdown. The audience area is extremely cramped and uncomfortable. There is a $20 cover charge to come in. The waitresses were not too pushy, in demanding tips which is a suprise for this type of club. Note that there is no alcohol served in washington strip clubs. In this club drinks are free. Seemed like there were hardly any dancers hanging going through the audience, which is suprising for a sat night. The remaining dancers were very pushy, barely making any conversation before asking for a dance. There are a variety of dancers of different races from white, black, hispanic and (east) indian. I got a dance from a white girl who looked totally plastic. The dance rate was $20 dollars for no touching and no nudity. For $30 there is more nudity and some touching. Got the $20 dollar dance and then moved onto the (east)indian chick. Paid $30 and was barely flashed once by her. Quite dissapointing. Finally, got 2 lap dance from a young cute talkative short blonde. Reeked of cigarrette smoke, but was cute otherwise and had a nice body. Allowed me to touch for only $20. Dance was a little mechanical but quite good. Overall the best of the 3 girls. The VIP area seems to be well designed with separate booths and quite a lot of privacy. No nosy bouncers telling you what to do. Apparently, this place is run by Deja Vu on 1st ave and has opened in the last 6 months. I would recommend skipping this place and going to the original Deja Vu which is only a few blocks away. read more

This club is interesting ... First off no alcohol. Didn't really expect that from a strip club, but they served soda, and energy drinks hah. My friend and I came in and there weren't to many girls there, but they were all pretty decent and good dancers. We were there for awhile and then something really weird happened. A girl was dancing on stage when 2 girls walked up and threw change at her She looked really upset but finished her dance, and when I went up and tipped her she was trying very hard to stay calm. I've never seen that happen at a club and think that shouldn't happen. But the club is pretty nice overall with some nice girls. I talked to a few while I was there and they were cool, but the vibe was ruined and my buddy and I decided to leave. We saw the girls who threw the change later and while good looking with fake tits and implanted ass seemed kind of dumb. I got a few dances with one girl and she promised me it would be fantastic, but I got jipped.. Her name was nayimah or something. Like I said interesting club, but avoid the girls who are unprofessional and will rip you off. read more

DO NOT GO HERE! May be I just met the wrong dancer but I was immediately ripped off upon coming into the club within 5 mins. Approached by this dancer who called herself Lacy. She said, "Oh I will give you a dance where you can touch me for $40/song." Regular dance was $20 no touching. I said ok I'll take one dance. She took me to the back and started the dance. The rule is that when the song is over for agreed time they stop and then ask if you want to continue. She keep going past the first song for like 8 mins. At the end I gave her the $40. Then her "sweet" attitude changed on a dime, and she got this "matter of fact, crazy look" in her eye and said, "Oh you owe me $120?" I was like WTF? She said, "Oh no honey I said $40 a song, and I did 4 songs for you." Needless to say I was shocked. She got very belligerent saying that she could go to her manager and that they are keeping track of how many songs. I didn't even have the money, so she walked me to the ATM which was out in the lobby where she was still being very insistent. One of the male staff was at the check in desk nearby, I didn't want to make a scene, so I just got her my money and immediately left. Wow! Totally negative experience. Please avoid this place like the plaque. Ironically their sister club Deja Vu is a world of difference, classy, nice, professional, with really hot girls. P.S. to top it off, this girl was way out of shape and not even that hot. Sorry Little Darlings, clean up your staff, or we ain't coming back.... :( read more

I have to admit that I was skeptical about LIttle Darlings. I used to go to Rick's, but some girl at Rick's tried to steal my wallet out of my jacket and it just wasn't worth it anymore. So, i tried Little Darlings. Much to my surprise, this place was great. I met a fantastically cool, unique dancer there named Lilly who does great stage shows and even better private dances. Her eyes and smile will melt you. I'd go back just for her, but I also had a dance with a dancer named Vivianne and she was terrific too. Little Darlings seems to have a refreshing mixture of personality types. It seems a lot better than the Deja Vu's that I have been to around here. If you're Lilly, my real name is Chris. Roger F is my stripper name. read more

I used to work here, but trust me I am not biased. I have my mixed feelings about the place. First of all, it's Washington! You're not going to find any strip club here that serves alcohol. Don't blame the club, blame the Governor. But the doormen will always allow you to go to the bar down the street and come back you can just get a stamp! Or have some drinks before you go! Just don't be belligerent. The girls won't like it very much neither will the employees. Plus, a lot of the time guys spend more money than they need to, whether on accident or not thinking clearly. Now because of the fact they can't serve alcohol, the club itself does not make much profit other than the amount the girls have to pay at the end of the night or their shift. Hence the $20 cover. $10 for cover, and another $10 for all the drinks you want(soft drinks of course) And if you can't "afford" $20 to get into the club then you probably shouldn't really be going. The girls have to pay to work there, they don't get paid TO work there. Now, the most important part, the girls! Lots of the girls I love! Very nice, very friendly, and of course attractive. Plenty of them know how to dance on stage but the lap dances will always of course be better. Also, please, remember to tip the girls! Some of the girls, like any other club, will not be so great. But the other girls can be well worth it! And of course weekends will always be the best times to go! The most girls there just for you! :) read more

Great club, beautiful dancers, totally worth the price of admission. Red is the girl to look for.

So its friday night, and they only rotate 3 girls... The talent was a little chubby and acted like they didint care.... c mon ,,,its an act, get with the program girls. read more

worst memory ever, I chose a private dance than when I got out my cash was stollen! And drinks is a joke, more than expensive here. Not recommend at all! read more

Best club in seattle!!! Best looking girls i've seen in seattle! It's a chill environment. Low key during the day but at night it's more of a lounge party atmosphere. I got a dance from a got Brazilian girl. If you can afford to spend and have a good time go ahead and check it out. If your cheap and are looking for "hookups" don't even bother. The women are high class and have a whole lotta ass read more

Okay I decided to visit this club about a year ago around christmas 2010 I had such a surprisingly good experience I've been almost every month until now feb 2011. People need to understand no club in seattle strip club that is, is comparible to vegas or any huge party til 6am establishment. If u have your heart set on booze drink beforehand because no strip club in seattle sells booze. Little darlings is a very small cozy intimate strip club...dreamgirls the sister club is the more party atmosphere vegas feel. Dreamgirls would be fun for guys in large groups and bachelor parties. Lil ds is fun for the business men from downtown and the nearby travelers in the hotels closeby. Or the seattle locals having a fun night with a couple buddies. Ifyour looking for a surprisingly intimate dance and an overall close experience with a woman go to lil darlings. If your looking to watch a bunch of entertaining dancers at a party like establishment and bullshitting with your buds dreamgirls is more fit. I will say though that at lil ds take your time and be open minded because there is such a broad spectrum of a good dance there some girls suck and some girls surprise you soo much once they get u back there and then u have everything inbetween. The dancers they named at the top I briefly have met all of them and they are all lovely but they missed out one girl, I would love to recommend her because unlike a lot of strippers at clubs she cares about your experience there as well as your dance. She will actually sit and talk with u and not the same old general bs every dancer has to ask. And I was so surprised when I received a dance from her because I didn't think it was possible for me to like a lap dance as much as I did. Its hard to explain how her dance is different than others all I can say is it just is and she has a mmuch different approach than the others. I will say though the club has changed a lot in the past year girl wise. I got educated though and the girls informed me after the first of the year they're low on girls and when dreamgirls opened a lot of girls transfered. All strip clubs have ugly girls average to pretty girls and then a few beauties. Id say go on the weekends when the girl count is higher. Also it is true, don't judge a girl by her stage to get a dance. She could be fdoing crazy shit on that pole but when she comes to talk to u can be dumb as shit and her dance can suck. I've found that its alll about personality and pick a girl that's extremely confident about her dances and can tell u why hers are better than others. Also u get bottomless drinks not just one evem though that's not much better. And the seattle girls give wayyyyyyyy better dances than portland girls because in portland u basically have to sit on ur hands but u can drink so that's a plus. I travel a lot for work and the girl I favor at lil ds told me about 3 out of every 100 guys she meets from portland says the dances are better in portland. The other 97 say the dancs in seattle are way better. So I basically wrote a novel but reading all these reaviews bored at work made me want to clear some things up. Oh yes and the girls name is jewels she definitely is far from generic white trash read more

Wow, I used to really like this place! I think maybe I got a girl that just was trying to swindle me from start to finish. She said that they had upped their prices to $40 a dance and that it was 280 for a half an hour in a room. after I decided to get a dance she upped the price $100 for each piece of clothing (bra, panties) I wanted her to remove. I said no way after I had already paid waaaaay more than I should have for a short amount of time. I made the mistake of letting the bar run my CC and they over charged me by 20 bucks even after signing a receipt that said other wise. On top of it all my lap dance was really quite boring as she stopped multiplayer times TO EAT CHINESe FOOD SHE BROUGHT INTO THE VIP ROOM! At the end she accused me of not having paid even though I had been nickeled and dined out of all my cash and more than I bargained for with the CC. Although she was incredibly beautiful and rather sweet, it was one of the worst experiences I've ever had at a strip club and totally different from my past experiences there. Maybe I just got a good looking gold digger this time but I unfortunately will never return to find out. Im feel like such a sucker! Lesson learned!!! read more

Visiting Seattle on business and stopped in to Little Darlings with my buddies.The place is clean highend classy and intimate. Girls from all over the world. Portegal, Philippines, Germany, Italy, Russia...etc.Little Darlings is the most fabulous club ever!!! I never had as much fun at a club without a couple of martinis as I had at Little Darlings. The name is sooooo suitable for the place. Each girl has her own style! If your the type to want the super model or the girl next door. Or wow ! How about the cute maimi desperate house wife type. Id do her on my kitchen counter.... Each show girl is all about that. Darlings are right!! Have you ever had that wet dream about that sweet secretary....oh yeah she's there. What about that hot latina you saw seen in at the market. Or better yet, in hawaii, remember that girl sitting on the beach with th flower in her hair. Oh yeah boys she is sooo there.The place is intimate like Cheers, everybody welcomes you. Your in like an busy executives secret hide out!!! The girls sooo sexy. Who cares about a few flaws. Nobody is perfect. But one of these hot baitches spread eagle on your lap.......that is a recipe for.......yeah, you got the idea. Its twenty at the door, atleast twenty on stage and the dances are twenty in back. Stop at a local bar first dude cuz no liquer, but the party is definately there!!! A few suggestions, Tori, Victoria Sweet, Whitney, Philly, Chloe, Peaches, Jenna......Fake boobs.... Real boobs whatever...this club is where the bitches are in transition to something great. Its obvious. This is the closest to Vegas showgirls your going to get if your in Seattle. Want Vegas go to Vegas dude. Be Real. Besides no Vegas bitch is going to be as real and approachable as these hotties. Gotta go if you can. Atleast once. read more