Just adding a few more pictures of Kittens Cabaret. Always appreciate the dark lighting inside and the red highlights are brilliant. Truly has a cabaret feel. read more

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I came to Kittens Cabaret on a Wednesday to celebrate a friend's birthday, and the experience was honestly horrible. The entire place had an overwhelming smell that reminded us of sewage, trash, and body odor. At first we thought it was the building itself, but we quickly realized it was coming from the doorman. Every time he walked past us throughout the night, the smell got stronger and completely ruined the atmosphere. We were shocked that the staff acted like this was normal and did nothing about it even after complaints were made. We ended up leaving early because we couldn't take it anymore. We will not be returning, and I definitely wouldn't recommend this place unless management starts taking cleanliness and professionalism seriously. read more

Had a great time here ! Been here twice. It's good to get warmed up next door at the bar and grill. Sheila treated me very well! I'll come back again soon. read more

Look, you aren't going to a strip club to save money. But this is far from the most expensive one. I like that they have body and ethnic diversity in all directions. The girls are all hot, even if it's not your particular kind of hot on that day or night. The days are ridiculously affordable. And the dancers all charm, very many of them seem warm-hearted if you just have a conversation with them, even if that conversation is "I don't need a lap dance today. What are your interests?" Treat them like people and they will treat you that way back. I only wish they had booze, but you can run next door for a shot and come right back. Be respectful of beautiful naked ladies and they will treat you good. read more

It was one thing for the "Devil's Triangle" to have a q&a column on their website where the question was about if the dancers get fully nude and for the answer to be yes. But this place.... They put in big bold letters on their site that it's a fully nude club... but I went and not a single one of the dancers actually got nude on stage. Well, one of them did reveal her privates without actually removing her clothes, but that was it... Otherwise, the most any of them did was reveal their breasts without removing their top and many of them didn't even do that.... What is with Seattle "strip clubs" and false advertising? The only reason I don't rate this place a single star was because I got a lap dance and the woman did get nude, and she allowed touching and well, it was a fun time... But on the flip side, I got another one from another dancer who claimed she would get fully nude for it, but she didn't. And she charged me $100. It was because she did 3 songs, but she kept going after one song without stopping to ask me if I wanted her to keep going. So I assumed she was only going to charge me $40. Guess I should've said something, but still... The location of this place is also not great. It literally seems to be located near an industrial zone of sorts, 4 miles from downtown. If this place was actually even decent, I wouldn't bring this up though. But it wasn't. I absolutely do not recommend this place. Man, the Seattle Strip Club scene is well and truly f***ed. The only one that I'd call even decent (at least given what they advertise) is Deja Vu Showgirls across from Pike Place Market. Otherwise, it's hopeless. read more

Best club in the area. Staff is very friendly and has beautiful dancers. Cover charge is less than other clubs in Seattle. The manager Jason did a fantastic job ensuring a great visit. read more

Kittens Cabaret - the front of the building - Strip Clubs Near Me - Seattle, Washington

2nd best club ever the best one is in Missoula Montana it is basically the same setup but the bar is in the club not next door. Your milage will vary because the women are people not things and they all have different boundaries that need to be respected. I enjoy a particular touching kink. Some dancers beg me to come back others literally run away. The Club is reasonably clean, music is OK, the lights are very dim I take a small dim flashlight so I don't run into things. There are 3 sections the stage area, the couches and the VIP with privacy curtain. The Club Charges $11 cover and drink. I think the dancer pays $30 per day and $30 for a VIP. The VIP varies by up to 2 times so I don't know for sure. I can only speak for the VIP experience at this club. They have been excellent to fair never poor. I think strippers price like contractors if it is a job the don't want or they feel you really want them they will charge more. The key to an excellent VIP is excellent communication. I have paid $200 for a fair VIP that she wanted more than I did, maybe her rent was past due. One of the best VIP'S cost $460 she was unsure I was attracted to her in the end I think we both enjoyed it, she thanked me and the DJ had to announce her session was over several times. The only down side is knowing when a dancer will be there. The club does not control the schedule. If you just drop in on a random afternoon, according to my non-scintific anecdotal study you have a 70% chance of an excellent VIP if you communicate before you go into the VIP room. read more

Girls will lie and take you and charge $300 for a lap dance, came here late night and my friend got his phone stolen so if you like scammers and overall shadyness come here. Won't come here again and won't recommend anyone to either. Fix the scamming and shadyness.. read more

The service was great! Took my husband here for his birthday and although it could have been better it wasn't bad!

I would give it worse but they don't have anything lower! I found the place dirty and outdated! And some of the girls were not what I expect when I go to a strip club! And the one who was acting like a toddler because my table wasn't tipping yet! Doubt we will be back here unless they clean it up read more

Couldn't even enjoy a dance without the dancer constantly trying to upsell you to a "private booth" (if ya know what I mean). If you want you pay for a super half-assed dance while while the dancer the whole time is trying to guilt trip you into paying 500 for a "private booth" then sure go ahead but otherwise it was really an unpleasant experience. I was even wasted and realized it was bullshit. Would not recommend for anyone on any night. read more

Don't come here unless you want your money taken I got scammed in a "party" room from a girl named trinity all of my money was missing out of my wallet. I decided to give the club another chance with just dances only and another dancer not sure of her name but with dark hair and darker skin accused me of not paying for 4 songs when she had only did 3. Total rip off save your money, the club condones this type of behavior because they will do nothing about it. read more

The strippers were on Instagram straight flexin. Woooooo pooped a Molly I was sweatin',

The place was great, easy to find, lots of parking, staffs are very friendly and accommodating. Took a friend there to show him a good time, I did great, but he on the other hand was pushed pretty hard, guess the ladies know a fresh meat when they see one lol he ended up spent all his money there and left unsatisfied. One particular lady basically grabbed his money from his hand and was asking for more. I know business is hard right now, that night there were only like 5 or 6 customers, so, I get it, no hard feelings. On the other hand Rivers was great, she's fun and hardworking, not pushy at all, and also gorgeous, definitely hope to see her more often. All in all, I still like this place very much. read more

I was in Seattle for one night. Laat night. And I came in to the club. I got several dances. They were all sensational. But at the end of the night, a young lady came up to me. Very petite Asian. Thin. Perfection. I got 3 song dance with her. She was sensual, sexual, passionate. Her string bikini fit perfectly to make the experience so much better. I definitely wish she woukd have come over earlier. Iwill come back for her read more

Came in the middle of the afternoon on a Monday and there were a ton of hot girls! No cover, just a mandatory $5 drink purchase (everyday until 6pm). The place is pretty dark, and I'm comparing to other strip clubs I've been to. Took a while for my eyes to adjust and I had trouble telling the tables from the floor when I stumbled in to find a seat. All the girls that talked to me were super nice and not pushy at all, yay! A lot of the dancers can really dance, they're not just standing up there shaking whatever; the pole is actually used! Loved it. And it was full nude! I'm docking one star because lap dances are $30-$50.. A little pricier than what I'm used to. I also felt that's a bit awkward to ask each individual girl I liked how much a lap dance was for her. I'm willing to pay $30, - maybe $40-, but what if the girl I liked was $50? A little awkward to say, nah, nevermind T_T I wish the lap dances were the same price for every girl. Or maybe some way to tell without asking.. Overall, I'll be back! read more

terrible place, went there yesterday night and the girls rather than doing the service they said for the prices, they all kept trying to have me go in the VIP room and pay more money, then when we got in a argument they didn't wanna do anythin, very rude and call security, I am glad I got my money back never coming back here. Do not come here, I repeat, Go to Another Club read more

As a previous review has said, watch your wallets here. The women are certainly beautiful but there seems to be a culture of thievery. I went twice during the day this week. I was pretty sure I was charged for more dances then I had at one point, but I made the rookie mistake of not counting, so I paid as asked and otherwise had a great time. Forward to my second visit. Again, toms of beautiful women. So as usual I let one of them take me to the lap dance area. First off, she never asked me once if I wanted to keep going which is a bs way to take advantage of someone who isn't paying attention. Fortunately I've been at this since before most of these girls were born, so I'm aware of that trick and made sure to count every song. The dancer(sorry, can't remember her name), said she lost track of the count and had to go by the stage rotation and that I owed her for 14 dances...that is double the amount that we actually had. I told her that I was counting and we only had 7. She left and came back and said she'd made a mistake and we'd only actually had 12. I told her I'd counted 7 but would pay for 8, because well it's possible I missed one, but I didn't miss 5. She then said well, maybe it was 10. Anyway you get the picture. Bottom line, I left paying for way more then I received. Never returning. read more

The staff is great. The girls are gorgeous and most of them are polite. The bar and Restaurant make it great food and drinks read more

The seats are very far away from the stage and only maybe 3-4 girls were attractive enough to consider me getting a dance from them at the time there was only one I really really considered but she had smokers breath so I opted not to do anything. I paid the $16 entry fee but driving so far away I was not impressed at all. The girls are nice enough but other clubs have far more attractive girls. read more

Somebody (presumably the manager of Kittens) commented on my prior review saying that I represent some other strip club and that this is a bogus review. I'm not sure why he/she was offended. I've done 5 strip club reviews and all of them have something negative as well as something positive. There is nothing that I've said in the review that anybody who goes to this club and stays for an hour won't experience - harassment by the waitresses and harassment by the dancers. Maybe not outright offers of sex, but in every club you can find ladies that will see you outside of the club for the right price. I'm trying to give an honest review because I think strip clubs in general act as if they can treat men any way they want to, and we all just have to take it if we want to see naked ladies and get dances. Maybe this person should use it as constructive criticism and make changes instead of coming up with some phony accusation that I work at another club. Talk to your waitresses and your dancers and tell them not to annoy people on purpose. Don't get mad at me His/her comment should be reported. Yelp is for honest reviews and reviewers shouldn't be suppressed. read more

I'll be at kittens today 1230-5pm This club is great always a lot of ladies to choose from. This club by far has the best day shift in Seattle ! The cover charge is affordable. I believe it's 6 dollars before 7 or 8 I can't remember. The girls are hot. They have almost every type of girl as of ethnicity, age, body type ! They have parking and there's a bar next store to get food and drinks if needed. The food is pretty good just sayn ' ! I highly suggest this club due to the fact that it has the the most girls per almost every club in Seattle. read more

I wish I could give this place a -1 star. Went in on a Saturday night for a bachelor party. 7 of us came down and when we got in the door we saw 3 guys sitting on opposite ends of the room starring at a stage of nothing, There were about 10 girls walking around begging for someone to talk to ( about 2 who were smoking hot an the other 8 well I found better at the McDonald's across the street). The Dj talked way more than any DJ I have ever heard of in a strip club. As we got up to leave, one of the most hideous strippers I have ever seen, must had overheard it was a bachelor party cause she came running up saying " if you wanna take a girl home for 500$, you can" now am I at a gentleman's club or a whore house? The doghouse next door was way more fun.. read more

An independent club (not part of dejavu) The location has decent parking. The entry is a 5 dollar cover early, and 10 later and 6 each for drinks. Two stages, during busier hours both stages are active. Girls start on the side stage, dance a song, then move to main for another. two songs on the main stage when slow and only main is used. The seating is a bit farther back from the stage but you can still tip the dancers even if it seems like not many do. In house ATM with a $5 service charge. The dancers are a variety of thick and thin, athletic and sultry and innocent to sexy to over-processed. The private dances run typically 40 with the usual 3 for 100 offer. Make sure you agree to the terms before you go back. The VIP room prices vary by girl, you pay the club for the room, and pay the girl gets the rest. 400 for half hour is an average quote. I have done a VIP room there, VIP rooms are very private down an isolated hallway with individual curtained rooms. the girls...ok, if you have been to strip clubs you know the drill. Some girls are a bit pushy and rude. the first girl I met walked up to me as I was getting a drink, grabbed my crotch and let me know I could go have fun with her. some girls are pretty pushy and aggressive but some very genuine and nice. You'll find all kinds. Note to the wise: strip clubs are there to make the girls and the owner money, expect that going in. That's why you are there, never forget it. No bad experiences on any subsequent visits. read more

My friend and I (both women) came to this club on a Saturday night, ready to have a fun time, but we were turned away at the door and told we wouldn't be allowed in "without a male escort", as if it's 1950 inside. We pushed back but were repeatedly told it's management's policy. Ladies - don't expect to be let into this place, and please don't waste your time on these discriminating jerks. Guys - if you want there to be even the slightest possibility of meeting a woman who isn't on the clock, head to another club in the city, because management has made sure you won't find any in Kittens Cabaret read more

My friend took me here for my first strip club experience. There were attractive dancers and some were very talented on the pole. Didn't do my research on typical private lap dance prices before hand and the stripper took advantage of that and charged me over 3X what they charged my friend for a private dance and it wasn't even a full nude dance or anything special. Then after the dance I of course gave a tip like a good patron and the dancer had the audacity to try to pressure me to give her hundreds of dollars more. Hope the girl enjoys the money tonight because that's the last time I get played. It's unfortunate because it makes me never want to go back there read more

Pretty new place. Very clean. No cover during the day. Two choices of non-alcoholic beer, which is great for a full nude place.

This is a fun club. The girls are nice for the most part. I havent experienced any drama. The atmosphere is chill. I enjoy working here. The management isnt ridiculous when it comes to paying our stage fees. read more

Really fantastic club in my experience! They have a large selection of many different ladies to chose from, most were very kind and even had conversations with me- not just "want a dance?". Did I mention there are some amazing dancers, not just ass shaking- but real athleticism. 5 stars for me, I will definitely be bringing my business back to Kittens!! read more

I would say this is the worst club in Seattle. The managers are unprofessional, uneducated in customer service, most of the girls prices are way over what is reasonable. They are self entitled and can be obnoxiously rude. I overheard a girl complaining about customers trying to get extra's for cheap and the manager told her to just tell them she would do it and then take the money and rip them off instead of actually dealing with the situation. These people are trashy, dishonest, and give a bad name to the industry. Not to mention untrained waitresses who interrupt and don't keep track of drinks, costing more money throughout the night. As well as very clear drug use, condoms and garbage in the VIP section.. I was very disapponited by my experience and interaction at Kittens, there are much nicer clubs in the area. Don't waste your time. read more

Affordable Strip Club in the city limits! Check! Fine looking dancers! Check! Friendly ladies and staff and a good time overall! Check! In a neighbor with history of adult entertainment you can't go wrong. read more

Took my boyfriend here for his birthday and brought 4 other of his buddies. We all were not impressed at all. Couldn't even find even one girl that my boyfriend or my guy friends were interested and getting dances by. All the girls were very overweight. read more

Decided to visit Kittens after driving by it numerous times. $10 cover charge $5 drinks very, very hot dancers. Basketball game on the big screen TV. Very friendly place to hang out. Not a lot of customers, I hope things pick up for them read more

These Girls are straight up RATCHET. The don't look good, they are rude, and they are not giving their club a very good name. I suggest the managers and owners of the club clean house and hire talent that don't feel the need to walk around with their acrylics broken and their tracks showing. read more

Love this place! Took my BF there for his birthday. Went back the very next week AND the week after too! The girls are so awesome and fun and not too pushy.. Lots of generous extras in the champagne room $$$ ;) read more

Went to this club for the first time tonight with some buddies from out of town, definitely expected more from all the positive yelp reviews. regretted choosing this place over a bar. These girls had bad attitudes, low energy crowd on a Saturday night, could've had better seating around the stage for sure. We ended up leaving after 30 minutes and getting drinks next door. read more

Are extras available in the vip rooms? By that I mean are kleenex tissues needed after the deed is done wink wink.

The girls are really hot, super nice and give awesome lapdances. But the condition of the club is kind of gross. The mirrors and stage looked dirty and the entire lap dance area reaked of mildew. I really want to like this place but it's not sexy to hold back a gag as I'm getting a dance. read more

I'm not a big fan of strip clubs, I go occasionally because I like to watch dancers that are especially acrobatic on the pole. For a couple of years, I have wanted to stop by Kittens, I've been to the Doghouse (next door) many times and the strippers stop by on occasion and they have all been pretty hot. I finally had some time to stop in on Sunday night to check the place out. Since I don't do lap dances and I know that the ladies have to make their money, I generally tip each lady $5-15 dollars after they dance. I tip everyone, even if I don't find them attractive or if they can't dance. If they are great dancers I tip them more. So, on a Sunday night, there were about 10 dancers there. Though many were not my type, I found most of them to be attractive, but there were only one or two that were really good dancers. Because I was alone and tipping, I was approached by every dancer for a lap dance. All of them were very nice, not pushy, and left me alone after I explained that I was just there to watch the dancing. Unfortunately, there was one that basically ruined the night. I didn't know her name, she was just a short blonde with really nice breasts (I know this because she shoved them in my face while was watching another dancer). She asked me if I wanted a lap dance and I explained to her that I was just there to watch. She said, she would just sit on my lap until I changed my mind. So, a dancer was finishing on stage and I told her that if she was going to sit on my lap, could she at least give the dancer who was leaving the money I had on the table for her ($8...a 5 and 3 ones). She got off my lap, slapped her hand on the table and told me to give it to her myself. So, I get ready to put the $8 dollars on stage and there was only $6 there (2 bills instead of 4). This woman palmed $2 when she slapped the table. I couldn't believe that someone would be cheap enough to steal someone else's tip....especially two bucks! Heck, I would have just given it to her for shoving her boobs in my face if she really wanted it. I got up and checked the floor around the table, under the chair...and two bucks was gone. I simply couldn't believe it. I tried to forget about it, but then I remembered my wallet with lots of cash in it was in my jacket pocket on the chair (I keep tipping stash in my shirt pocket), so I grabbed that and put it in my pants pocket. I then remembered my cell phone and car keys and grabbed them out of my jacket and put them in my pants pockets. I'm now wearing tight jeans that are bulging with stuff that I'm worried about getting stolen and I'm feeling uncomfortable. After that, when I was approached by the ladies, I was constantly checking to make sure no one could grab any of my belongings. At that point there was no way I would have done a lap dance because I didn't want to risk having anything stolen. I finally left after a few more dances. In the end, lots of very attractive, classy women. One pushy thief. Overall, I'd give the place 4 stars less one star for the $2 thief but I won't be back. read more

I came to visit an old friend who dances by Naughty. Naughty is one of the best dancers in Seattle, won several pole tournaments, and loves to parade around in skimpy little outfits while teasing and taunting like a little sex kitten. She will drain you completely of your wallet but have you walk out feeling like a champ so it is money well spent. I knew I would enjoy myself here because Naughty seems to only work at the most upscale clubs in each city i've had the joy of enjoying her company in. The dancers were very easy to talk to unlike most at these clubs, and seemed to take a relaxed approach of getting to know me with lots of fun flirtation rather than the high pressure sales tactics i've experienced elsewhere. The club was fairly new with modern decor and had a black interior with sexy red lighting. Naughty explained that the girls are allowed to perform and work as sole business women and pay less house dues than prior places she's performed at which allows them to charge and negotiate as they please without the usual cons and upsell practices they are forced to use at other clubs in order to pay dues. She explained the new modern system with enthusiasm and gave me a tour of a club that meets up to the standards of some of my favorite gentlemens clubs in vegas. There wasn't a huge crowd for a late wednesday night and was pleased to be invited into a seductive, laid back, sultry atmosphere where i felt comfortable and welcomed. There are two stages in a wide open spaced out area with plenty of places to hide as a voyeur or to be loud and proud right in the mix of all the action. There are individual private places in the back for full contact lap dances without big angry bouncers counting dances and giving dirty looks without the uncomfortable feel of a wide open space where patrons are openly getting grinded on by robotic dancers. I opted for the exclusive super (vip) VIP. A secret hallway in a hidden corner of the vip section led us into one of the nicest private rooms i've ever been in and was 100% discreet. They take the title for most reasonably priced when it comes to private rooms because i paid the cashier 50$ for 20 minutes in heaven. I felt myself grinning ear to ear as I was pushed down onto a leather sofa under a red chandelier with sexy Naughty purring as she performed magic with nothing but a view of Seattle behind her ;) The girls seemed to all flirt and have fun with each other when the hour was slow and even invited me to have a drink with them as i was on my way out. I guess Washington does not serve alcohol but the owners apparently bought the property with a genius plan in mind.... Kittens Cabaret all nude entertainment and in the same building the Dog House Bar and Grill (stiff drinks and amazing food for an amazing price) so you can have every need met all in one sitting. GENIOUS!!! Cant wait to come back on my next trip. I love you NAUGHTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! read more