Amazing place with the best girls in Seattle. Ask for Miami :) lots of girls on the weekend and…read moregood music. VIP specials and they serve alcohol

I have been here several times in the past few years. Visit times have been afternoons. There…read morealways seems to be an adequate number of dancers for the small number of patrons. All shapes, sizees, races and cultures. I have always found the greet staff to be very considerate. Since I am not the "push the envelope type" I have never had interaction with the bounce staff... Nor seen any. If there is any criticism, I would have it would involve the patrons - tip the dancers - just a buck or two. They almost all bother to say "Thank you." If this was Las Vegas the non-tippers would sit there with no contact. I don't blame the dancers.

You must experience Harley. Incredible pole skills and so much fun up close and personal. You will…read morenot be disappointed.

**Déjà Vu: A Monument to Elegance, Mystery, and the Most Unshakable Social Paradox in History**…read more From the moment you cross the threshold of Déjà Vu, reality itself begins to shimmer--because this is not just **a club**. No, this is an **institution**, a **masterpiece of entertainment**, a place where neon dreams take shape and sophistication mingles effortlessly with revelry. The ambiance? **Flawless.** It is the perfect blend of sultry mystique and uninhibited joy, a sanctuary where every detail--from the lighting to the music--has been calibrated for maximum awe. The air itself feels electrified, humming with the energy of an environment designed to captivate, tantalize, and transport patrons into another dimension of delight. The performers? **Spectacular.** Graceful, commanding, and positively magnetic, these women do not simply perform--they **embody glamour**. Their presence is an art form, a breathtaking display of talent, charm, and undeniable confidence that turns every performance into an event. They **own the stage**, and they **own the moment**, weaving an intoxicating spell that keeps audiences transfixed. And yet--**AND YET**--beneath the layers of elegance and entertainment, beneath the shimmering lights and dazzling performances, there lies one of the **greatest paradoxes of modern civilization:** **Only women work here, and only men are customers.** Yes, that's right. Not one man behind the bar. Not a single male performer. Not a lone gentleman in the wings ensuring operations run smoothly. It is a world meticulously crafted by women, flawlessly executed by women, brought to life by **women who command every inch of this establishment**. And yet--**the audience is exclusively male**. Think about it. Let it settle in. The very structure of this grand institution hinges on **two distinct forces**--one group dazzling, performing, managing, and shaping the experience, and another group sitting in eager reverence, witnessing it all unfold. It is an unshakable truth that **should** make sense, and yet somehow **does not**. Does Déjà Vu operate in a realm outside conventional understanding? Have they unlocked the secret to **an entertainment dynamic so defined, so consistent, that it defies natural deviation?** There are no rogue occurrences, no anomalies to disrupt the balance--it remains a firm reality, a phenomenon as predictable as gravity yet just as mysterious. Could it change? Perhaps. But should it? **Absolutely not.** Because Déjà Vu has perfected its formula--a symphony of art, allure, and inexplicable logic that stands **unquestioned and unparalleled.** Five stars? No. Déjà Vu deserves a **Nobel Prize in Social Dynamics.**

Very chill environment, all the girls were very friendly and talketive and gorgeous…read more The full bar was really nice, good selection of drinks to choose from

Def not the same club I remember in the 90's, though I do like the remodel. Back in the day, this…read morewas thee place for a fun time with lots of cute ladies. Now, dances are a bit overpriced, which I can live with, but the current policy of prepaying for dances (I understand is for legal reasons?) is no bueno. And, this place is pretty boring until very late on the weekends, not the party environment this place once was back in the day, a little disappointing.

a good night with my nurses on 4/20, but idk :( I did not feel as welcome as I have in other strip…read moreclubs when I was in San Francisco. I felt like we did not have a lot of engagement from the dancers even though we were totally hyping them up :( idk...not as much pole fitness work, but more so dancing from the ladies that night. At least the people there are nice? But, idk...was not :D when I left. And they no have alcohol :( it was not in stock, like whaaaaa ... had to go bar-hop. I wish that I had better things to say. Also, the platform being so far up and the seating being a bit farther out that it was hard to throw the cash for each dance :(

Parking is at least $35 to go here. Then you get searched and checked with a metal detector before…read moreyou pay $16 to get in. Girls are average looking that work there. They will hustle you about the level you would expect. Bought a couple couch dances from a shortie white girl, Chanel I think was her name, who insisted I cashapp her a tip. Decided to try a vip and she spent the whole time trying to invite herself back to my hotel for "more fun" while she just sat on my lap and demanded another cashapp tip again. Forget this place, go to another club

first time in club Sean the front mgr was super nice! First impression is always the best he's a…read morebig brawny guy and had a super charming personality. He set us up with a very nice lady Aries and she did a great job ! Nice time me and bf celebrated the Seahawks Win we did it Seattle. Club looks great i wish the stage was a wrap around bar type. Thank you Sean and Aries 02-08-26.

Ok boy's will be boy's and when you need a wild night out you make a pilgrimage to THE VU…read more.... Needless to say YELPERS I have sinned tonight and my desire for some adult entertainment brought FRANK to the house of Deja Vu, however I won't incriminate my social deviant friends but let's say we all enjoyed the entertainment of the ladies. Great thing about coming here is it's at the end of Lake City so we slithered in ANONYMOUSLY without anyone noticing us. Now greeted by the giant doorman we were escorted to a table and let's the dollar bills soar into the deep dark sky of this dingy house of smut.... Now I know Yelpers will be saying OMG your a pig, but "come on man" it's out natural instinct to lust after another human. It's not like your gonna take a lusty lady home, your just asking for entertainment for a half song and donating to the cause.... Well, without going into graphic & great detail I let it rain and left with my amigos & I existed late into the night. Thanks to all the ladies graciously sharing there talents and bare ( oops I can't say that so you figure it out ) assets. You made a late night enjoyable and entertaining ! Frank B is out!

Amazing environment, the beautiful dancers here are always down for great conversations, amazing…read morepole work and you can tell the people who work here enjoy what they do. I'd recommend this place to anyone in the area looking for a memorable night out.

I came to Kittens Cabaret on a Wednesday to celebrate a friend's birthday, and the experience was…read morehonestly horrible. The entire place had an overwhelming smell that reminded us of sewage, trash, and body odor. At first we thought it was the building itself, but we quickly realized it was coming from the doorman. Every time he walked past us throughout the night, the smell got stronger and completely ruined the atmosphere. We were shocked that the staff acted like this was normal and did nothing about it even after complaints were made. We ended up leaving early because we couldn't take it anymore. We will not be returning, and I definitely wouldn't recommend this place unless management starts taking cleanliness and professionalism seriously.

Yes, Frank's SINROCK is erect!…read more You ladies really got my pitch fork standing at attention especially Brandy cause she's a fine girl! Yes , FRANK let it rain ( dollars bills ) after she gave me some bump & grind to get my geyser gushing. Her skills were professional , therapeutic and tantalizing. She really knew how to massage therapy me like no other and yes no touching just mental telepathy ( wink wink ).... It's not called the CLUB SINROCK for nothing, these gals are truly a python offering me an apple for my soul.. When you're making your deal like I did with the devil's helpers and you desire to have the ladies dance dance dance on your lap, it's time to sin at CLUB SINROCK . Bring a stack of cash cause these nice girls don't dance for nothing!

Eh originally I said 1/5. That was way too harsh. The Stone Cold Steve Austin dude was just doing…read morehis job. Uhm Austin 3:16? I've been to this place since. And its a good club. Recommend.

This place is so amazing, I don't know how to take it all in while taking it all in. I can finally…read morebe myself without worrying about being judged as a whore. Wish there were more men, but it'll be just as fun getting to know the existing group of hard men for the third time. It's even better when we are being watched. I love love love this place.

I won't tell what I had, did, tried, liked, scared me or enjoyed. But it's the BEST!!read more