Hmm at what point was it that I decided this "country hotel and spa" was not for me, could it have been:
- when I walked in and the place smelt like body odor and mold
- when I got to my room and it was hot and sticky
- dirty wallpaper in the room
- peeling paint on the window ledge
- when I called down for soap being told "we don't provide soap for our guests"
- the bucket in the common shared corridor collecting rain water and, may I add, I was at the bar trying to purchase water and I was fortunate enough to see the bartender just pass the gross slop bucket and gross mop right over the bar to a coworker, who has encouraged him to do so. Er....that's foul.
So, they charge you to use the pool and the gym, yeah, you have to pay for the gym and pool, and not$5 listed on the website, it's actually $7 a pop according to the pricing at the hotel, I mean that's fine, I want verrucas to remain a thing of early childhood anyway and trust me, this pool is probably full of verruca juice. And the dirt doesn't end there! No! You can find dust and dirt throughout the place for your enviromental pleasure! Don't worry! You won't miss out on filth.
Other things of note, hmm, they charge you for the Internet, the TV access is sketchy at best - disinfect the remote before you touch it, the bed was lumpy, there are warning signs on the bathroom door explaining that if you use the shower with the door open the fire alarm will go off (huh?????) and a spa??? I dread to think of the horrors that would unfold, for a place that provides no soap or shampoo for its guests one can only imagine the level of cleanliness at the spa.
This place needs an overhaul desperately, I'm stunned that people come here, the 5 star review above is clearly an insider because no one in their right mind would enjoy being at this ridiculous place and to show you that I am to be believed not the 5 star yahoo above here, I have included some support materials. Yes, that bottle of beer remained, getting nice and warm, on that window sill for over a night and into the afternoon. Maybe it's still there, I wouldn't know because I could not leave this place fast enough. read more