What do I say about the Thai crystal: absolutely tragic, Saturday I decided to go out for a nice meal with the misses and decided to have a look on yelp for some good food.. I came across the Thai crystal read the review and looked at the website instantly thought hmmmm decent food for cheap as chips my kind of restaurant. However I arrived at the restaurant and my jaw dropped as I saw the owner drop a plate food pick it back up and serve to the customer, absolutely outrageous me and the misses was sat down right next to the toilets labelled "tranny" 14 trannys came rushing into the toilet all at the same time saying feminism is the future I said the the misses They should all be lined up and shot like the good old days when it was just men and women with the men in control not these fagots who like to dress up as other fagots. Anyway I ordered my food and a beer and the Misses ordered hers aswell 3 and a half fucking hours later this midget waiter with a beard longer then osama bin laden beard come waddling along with my "food" turns out the "secret sauce" was semen my wife tasted it and said hmmmmm this is familiar and told me it was sperm, my food was completely frozen still I bite into it and my tooth broke off next thing the owner comes along and said in his chinky accent said how you like the food I turned and said back in my day you would get knocked out for that accent... so I gave him the left right good night, me and the misses took a shit on the carpet and left right away read more