Are you from Nashville cuz you're the only TEN I SEE TOP
If I'm Dallas, you can do me like DEBBIE TOP
If you're Macauley in My Girl, I'm the BEE TOP
So float like a butterfly down to TEA TOP!
If you're on Kayak, I'm the TRAVELOCITY TOP
If you want sausage, I'll bring the D TOP
If you're Pam Anderson, I'm the TOMMY LEE TOP
If I'm a Spice Girl, you're the WANNABE TOP
If this review gets censored you can blame the FCC TOP
If you have 2 lovers, wanna make it THREE TOP?
Wanna see a Wonka, I'll show you the WILLY TOP
And afterwards we'll go and get a Boba from TEA TOP
WHAT!
Some of the best Boba in the Baltimore area, and I don't know if the Capital Region and Maryland appreciate how rare and delicious Tea Top locations are.
My original notes: Absolutely love. Houston still my fave. Lovely creamy milk teas. Best. Great service. Get the tips. Spectacular new employee. Cleaning light fixture.
But then as time went by and I visited for a 3rd, 4th and 5th time I came to realize that it's not my fave. And I'm torn between 4 and 5 stars.
What to get: Black Milk Tea, Oolong Milk Tea, Grapefruit w Black Tea, Orange w Black Tea, Watermelon w Black tea when they have it
Or: Switch the black (Darjeeling) tea to Sun Moon Lake (also black) for any of those drinks for a different but similarly wonderful taste.
And: ask for brown sugar instead of regular sweetener for an even more sweet and rich taste if you're into that.
What not to get: Into a relationship with a Tea Bottom... subs are so boring.
Note: they may not make off-menu drinks at this one. I'm not sure. It wouldn't surprise me if they didn't (scowls).
If there were Tea Tops all over the East Coast, this one would definitely get four stars at most. Just because of those issues. In fact, if there was even one or two other ones in the whole of the Northeast then maybe just 4 for this one. The problem is that Tea Tops, these amazing boba shops that are something very special, are hard to find out East (one in Atlanta, one here, nothing else East of Houston), and this is literally the only one north of Atlanta in the Eastern half of the country, or the Eastern 90% of the country for that matter. Pretty tragic really.
I have to admit that Tea Top has better products than the vast majority of the other chains. I'm not really sure why, but you can taste the difference yourself.
This location has a very tall employee who made me my drink and he was friendly, for the most part. They have some nice decor on their walls. They have an $8 credit card minimum, which isn't very appreciated, even though I often use cash.
The female owner didn't really want to talk when I asked how business was going (nobody else was in the store except her employees, it was quiet and late and she was quite dismissive). I also saw her ordering the really, really attractive employee to climb on the table and try and clean the light fixtures. She was snappy about it and rubbed me the wrong way. Dust came down off them and dispersed into the store. Why not do that when nobody is in the store? And surely the 2 or 3 tall males that were also working that day were a better option than the vertically challenged, ridiculously friendly female employee?
I've been here a lot now, and posted a bunch of pix too, but they don't ever remember me in here. NBD, doesn't affect the taste of the Boba. This might not sound like a 5 star review, and employees/ownership are anywhere from a 1 to a 4 in my experience so far, but the products are just about a 5 considering there's nothing as good as Tea Top for hundreds of miles.
Let's finish with some rap...
If I come here naked, please don't call a TEA COP
I used to have a bad leg, so I did the TEA HOP
When I use the bathroom, you can hear the TEA PLOP
But when I want Milk Tea, I head straight to TEA TOP
I used to sit on Anfield Road, now I'm on the TEA KOP
I used to love Brendan, now I love my TEA KLOPP
I used to stick to one lover, now we love to TEA SWAP
But when I want Grapefruit, I head straight to TEA TOP
I got so excited, I let the f***ing TEA DROP
Barbie in heels almost slipped in the milk TEA SLOP
But the servers didn't mind, they brought out the TEA MOP
And quickly rustled up a nice replacement TEA TOP
If you still have your cherry, I can help it TEA POP
Always keep it up and hard, never let my TEA FLOP
But that was when I was a dude, then I had the TEA CHOP
And when I want perfect service, I head straight to TEA TOP
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