The Drive-In theater is a dying breed of the cinematic experience. It's not uncommon to hear the cries for the conservation of these relics of the past. In the not so distant past of the 1950s, it was an enjoyable past time relished by families and friends to simply take your vehicle out to a field, dial your FM radio to a station, and watch a movie projected on a large screen. But, the preservation of this experience is failing as the digital age has provided the most enjoyable viewer experience in our very own living rooms, bedrooms, and even our pockets. That is why it is the utmost importance that a Drive-In theater perfects every single detail to keep the customers flowing. In this regard, Starlite Drive-In Theater has failed the cinematic world.
A marker largely missed by Starlite is its upkeep. The essential prerequisite of a drive-in is it takes place outside with some ramshackle concessions building somewhere on the premises with restrooms. This building is not welcoming to those who expect proper sanitary conditions. The bathrooms were appalling. Picture this: It's nighttime and it's a good stopping point in the flick to use the restroom. You walk into this stonewalled, cramped cell labeled restroom. Its illuminated by a faint, purple, overhead gas light. Trash and even urine smother the floor. Your senses are drowned by the cold atmosphere, the rank smell of excrement, darkness surrounds you, and you taste that hot dog about to make its way out of your gullet and into the nearest trashcan. Sadly, even the sinks weren't functioning, leaving its mark of uncleanliness with you as you strut your way back to the car. If this wasn't bad enough, there is little respect to the upkeep of health standards in these times of the world's covid pandemic as little regulation from staff allow the concession patrons to pile up in one room and have no spacing in lines for social distancing. Speaking of arrangement, seating rules are very poor with Starlite. A growing trend with some movie theaters is the ability to pick out a ticket assigned to a seat. A fair system as if one plans ahead a week in advance to watch a movie with the respective establishment, they should be afforded the opportunity to pick a desired location before the person who decided on a whim to go the day of the film. Therefore, Starlite is poor as it only functions to serve those who can show up first to nab the front row seats even if you bought your tickets online in advanced. Hopefully one isn't forced to far away from the screen as that destroys part of the charm of the drive-in experience and its daunting screen. If the actual viewing experience is unreliable, what is there to say of at least hearing the film? Some drive-ins implement some sort of audio system such as speakers instead of requiring the patron to drain their car batteries. Starlite is not one of those drive-ins. If the moviegoer apprehensive to killing their delicate car and needing a jump after the four to five-hour pass time then perhaps they could at least sit outside of their vehicle and listen to others playing the movie, right? If lucky enough, you might be able to make out the faint dialogue from some brave soul's machine. Of course, this is taking place in a public setting in which the movie experience is a social one as well and thus the random floating conversations of others is both commonplace and distracting. In my recent experience, a man with a bullhorn continually commented on the movie and when a martyr came up to threaten him to stop, the man continued by shouting the rest of the film. Starlite did nothing about this incident. There was no removal of the man or the demand he let others sit and enjoy. However, I was not surprised at this point of Starlite's laissez-faire approach as children as young as six were spotted at this R-rated film dealing with sexual taboo. Quite the embarrassment as children ask their parents what they're witnessing
If this is the "drive-in experience" that so necessarily needs to be preserved, then the community needs to wake up to reality and notice that real change is needed to make an actual worthwhile experience or not have it at all read more