What on God's name! What manner of gathering is this, with so many young maidens thronging about? Verily, I find myself within these walls, and it is as if I have stumbled upon a concert of Master Swift, save that instead of discordant melodies, all that resounds is the very essence of sugar! What manner of potions and brews do they procure here, I pray, that they flock so in great abundance?"
"Hi, can I get a venti iced white chocolate mocha with 7 pumps white mocha, 5 pumps vanilla, 4 pumps caramel, 3 pumps hazelnut, and 2 pumps toffee nut, made with half-and-half instead of milk, extra sweet cream cold foam blended with caramel drizzle and cookie crumble topping inside the foam, add extra whipped cream, then double blend the drink with java chips, line the cup with mocha, caramel, AND strawberry purée, add light ice but also extra ice somehow, top it with more whipped cream, caramel crunch topping, cinnamon dolce sprinkles, and a drizzle of honey... oh and can you add two shots of espresso, don't give me to much I will get to hyper with too much caffeine *smiles cutely*." I am solely there to secure my coffee and make my exit. Verily, it is most costly as well--whence, pray tell, do they procure eight whole dollars each day to lavish upon 'coffee'? For I know full well they hold no honest employ, lest they might gain a measure of wit and perceive that such spending is not the wisest use of coin." The service was commendable, notwithstanding the great number of maidens present. Must me wish, honestly of the increase in goth workers throughout would bring me most pleasure. read more