Visited 7/17/2026…read moreThere is good and bad with this one. First this place has a nice western ambience and full service bar. The staff and locals we encountered were super friendly and pleasant to chat with. The Bartender was cool and helpful answering all our questions. Not a big selection of beers on tap but they are nice and cold. The decor is nice and fun to let your eyes keep scanning the room seeing something different everywhere you look. No for the food. First don't expect anything special. It's a diner menu and could use some help in the kitchen. We tried an appetizer The Cheese Curds. They were seasoned nicely and served piping hot but not creamy and smooth. Everything is served with packaged Sauces. Unfortunately most everything was very Greasy to the touch. I had the Fish & Chips. Smallest Serving I've ever been served for a dinner. Fish was far overcooked and dry inside. Loretta had the Fried Shrimp Basket and a Side Salad. she paid extra to have onion rings instead of fries. Rings were crispy and not bad. The Shrimp was the Best thing we ordered. Cooked perfectly tender and Not Greasy. Sadly The Fries were Super Dripping in Grease. Very Limp with no crunch. Terrible Fries. Prices were not bad at today's standards. Cooking needs improvement but we liked the place and may try it again sometime. Maybe Burgers next time.

Burger and a beer, not bad for an out of the Establishment. Prompt service and decent food…read more Definitely worth a try.

I am here to watch the World Cup and it is loud and amazingly friendly crowd. Locals and visitors…read more Chili cheese fries are great. Coldest beer and best air conditioning!

Friking annoying locals screaming stup id things every time someone walked in. Food was ok tastes…read morelike old oil on the onion rings and fries. My wife felt sick after we left. Beer price was good. Ambiance annoying locals. Will not be coming back. Went to watch the World Cup. No peace. We had to leave. Better watch the World Cup at the casino.

Very cool place to chill for a hr or so nice staff and cool bands and nice view as well I also…read moreenjoyed the food yes a lil pricey but what do you expect they supply music and shade, the chicken club sandwich was really good and the fries they were a lil salty but cooked perfect! Will definitely be back!

Fun place to go for live music. Just be ready to wait in lines but worth it. We went for a friend's…read morebirthday.

We have been to Parker many times and always said we were going to try this spot for brunch but…read morenever did and this trip we decided to do it and we are sooo happy we did and actually ended up coming back multiple times because it was so close by, a great price, great views, and honestly a great breakfast! My husbands favorite was the monte cristo he got it twice during out trip and I changed it up a little each day but love a savory breakfast. The "9ner" breakfast is a great deal and plenty of food and super good! They are dog friendly which is great for us and they always brought out a water bowl for him and sometimes a pup cup. The service can be a little slow but it is busy in the mornings and I do not mind enjoying the views of the river and seeing all of the boats go by outside. I can not wait to come back! Much better than trying to cook breakfast for multiple people at camp!

Great restaurant for families with littles! Boat parking in front and behind restaurant. Large…read morepatio outside with great views. There is also inside seating. Everyone on the patio, including our group of 6, was in bathing suits fresh out of the water. Super casual. We visited Father's Day weekend 2026 and stopped here on a Saturday for lunch. Service was slow, but once we got our food, it was all so good! Turkey sandwich 10/10, sweet potatoes 10/10. My kids (ages 4 and 6) shared the Mac n cheese and chicken tenders, both were great and large portioned. All the decor is pirate/tiki themed and great for kids! Can't wait to return!

This place deserves much higher than 3.9 stars!…read more Hard to beat the location right on the water. They have a good sized indoor area, plus a patio and an entire outdoor bar/grill as well. Gotta love the decorations too, they really committed to the whole pirate theme! Shout out to our server Rheanna, she was awesome! On top of drinks and food, plus she was fun to talk to! We got a couple starters, the zucchini blossoms with marinara and the stuffed portobello mushrooms. Both were really good and tbh I almost got full before my meal even came! Our meals came with side salads, but don't be fooled they were pretty big. Their dressings are very good too btw. I got the Spicy Italian Sausage Ragu with zoodles, and she got the Creamy Pesto Alfredo with chicken and also zoodles. I love that they offer zoodles on some of their dishes since I don't always eat pasta and it's rare to see them anywhere. The ragu had so many veggies and the sauce was perfect. The sausage was definitely spicy. The creamy pest alfredo sauce was very tasty, worked very good with the chicken. We both had leftovers as the portion sizes were not stingy. We've been here a couple times before and they're consistently good. It's becoming one of our go-to's whenever we come to the river! **sorry I didn't get pics of the apps or salads

Came in for what we thought was going to be a late breakfast/brunch around 11:45 on a Friday with…read moremy girlfriend. Turns out they open at 9 on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday and quit serving breakfast at 11:30. D'oh, I misread the website hours and thought they didn't open until 11:30 so we hung around for 45 minutes before running over so as not to arrive before the restaurant opened. We walked in the door and the hostess seated us immediately with menus. I asked about breakfast but the server explained that they opened at 9 and stopped serving breakfast at 11:30. So we had lunch, I ordered a Hawaiian pizza and my girlfriend ordered a hamburger that came with pastrami and a fried egg. That thing was a monster. Pictures don't do it justice. It was a huge stack of protein, burger patty, stack of pastrami, covered by a fried egg and topped with a brioche bun. Lettuce, tomato, pickles, and onion of course as well. My pizza was delicious and her burger was awesome. I couldn't help but take a bite. We both ate half of our meals and were stuffed. So we took the other halves back to our room as leftovers. Great location right on the river, our table looked out over the channel to the pirates den launch ramp. Prices were reasonable and the food portions were generous. We will probably return the next time we're in parker.

Love love love love this place !!! We stayed at the bungalows at the resort and it's so perfect !…read moreJune 13th was the 48th river float and it was so packed ! What a fun time! This place has a restaurant for some good food and multiple bars open on the weekend for some good drinks and a club with a DJ on the weekends ! They have a bunch of beach areas and RV parking as well. This place has everything you need and it's so close to pirates den and emerald cove. The places to eat are also super close by and the Safeway and Walmart are legit 15 min away to stock up all your needs. They sell ice also $7 for a 16 lbs bag at roadrunners incase you need to stock up on ice. The place is chill and the people are also chill. You will ofcourse run into some people who have 0 River etiquette and are rude for no reason but most people are chill and respectful. You can leave your skeleton up for your eazy up as well and no one will mess with it so we loved that. Def a place for River vibes ! Will be back soon!

Food quality has backed into hell. Most menu items no…read morelonger available and what is isn't the same. Go elsewhere. Really bad quality at high prices. Not what it used to be.

This place was so much fun. We had a road trip to Peoria Arizona and we wanted to stop off and take…read moreshots for our celebration so we stopped here. Super fun good atmosphere great dive bar service was awesome

We stopped by here on our way back to California from Tuscon. It's nice open space with lots of…read moreseating. My husband said it feels like "Burning Man". The menu was basic and simple, but has something for everyone. I got a veggie burger and my husband and two kids got hot dogs. We all enjoyed the meal. The service was very nice and friendly and the two dogs there were very kind to the kids. Clean restrooms. The music, provided by one man live was country like and calming. It feels like a desert experience. We will return if we ever come out this way again. The owner said it's only open from November til April.

The service and Happy Hour menu was excellent. We ordered calamari and pork sliders. The drinks…read morewere strong and tasty. While the Naked Turtle is closed, this place welcomes all over 21, and they even make the classic Turtle drinks. Julia is the best bartender! Her service was superb, attentive, funny, and quick.

Ambiance was wonderful. Bar had great tunes. The pool was easy to access. You will have a great…read moretime. Plenty to see and do around here. I cant wait to come back to relax. It is busy here but if its your Saturday or Sunday Funday. I think you'll be A ok! Patience is the key to a great experience.

The food is always fresh and delicious and the ambiance is friendly…read more I didn't have to wait long for my takeout order and and one of the local customers was fun and friendly to speak to while waiting on my order. I would recommend Dumas walkers to everyone!

Food was not very good, ordered the pizza and tasted frozen and not cooked through properly…read more Ambience and karaoke was cool though.

Place is awesome we have a place at River and go here every time we're there to have some food and…read moredrinks awesome place to hang ans food is great

This town really doesn't offer much but we were traveling and wanted a bite to eat at and drink…read more Definitely should have walked out when we noticed the smell but it was just giving dive bar so we sat down. Waitress rushed us through ordering and once the food did arrive just by the look of it we knew we wouldn't like it. We both took one bite and pushed the plates to the end of the table. They even advertised they have the best wings...yikes. So we left our table and went to the bar. Sat there for 10 mins with not one look up from the bartender. Ended up flagging the waitress down for our check. 0/10 do not recommend.