Go out on the boat with Captain Chuck, and with fishing and snorkeling you'll have all the luck. You're a little bit early but let's shove off, fu*k it. Just be sure if you use my bathroom you put your tissue in my bucket. Sometimes the jellyfish will be out in the pack but that wont stop Chuck from having you jump in to be attacked. To Captain Chuck, Jellyfish aren't so mean. He loves the reef so much, he wont even wear sunscreen. He will tell you about all his friends that own a bar, but don't worry that's just a grape cigar! Sure, the boat may get tangled in rope; but with chuck on the case you needn't lose hope. Goggles, flippers, spear guns galore, its captain chucks poetry that will leave you wanting more. Off to your left you'll see something interesting, he lied. But that was nothing compared to the necrophilia story about the chick who died. Chuck is expeditious, he moves at a brisk pace. But when he handles the speargun, best to mind your face. Feed the tarpon with your teeth, and you'll get a hat to keep you cool from the heat. After the boat, Chuck could even take you up in his plane. But until he gets his license, you'd probably be insane! We left with so many memorable stories to make us laugh! They are so ridiculous, friends will think you're lying out your a$$!
Thanks for the good times Captain Chuck, see you next year! read more