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    Smokey Amsterdam

    3.7 (23 reviews)
    ModerateDance Clubs
    Closed 9:00 am - 3:00 AM (Next day)

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    Jacob L.

    I really like this spot. Super chill, always a crowd, great music and nice selection. That hash is potent too. Always get a nice high and feel great when I'm there. Never had a problem just walking in. Front door has security but so far I've been twice with 2 different guys and nobody gave me any issue. Sat for a bit while I smoked and didn't have to order anything. Lighters cost 2.5 euros, weed ranges but pre-rolled are about 7-9 euros. Not expensive and very nice place. Highly recommend.

    Terese V.

    Very few coffee shops let you lounge without purchasing green. Here at Smokey, I can just order a tea and smoke what I already have. I really appreciate that. Plus fun environment. Remember to tip the bartender.

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    The music is just great, house, RNB, pop, Hippop, you name it.

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    Jimmy Woo

    Jimmy Woo

    3.1(20 reviews)
    1.0 kmCentrum
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    We booked a table here where you start in the upstairs lounge space that has a small dance floor…read moreand then at 2AM they open the downstairs which is more like a club with tables around the edges. You should wear either closed toed shoes or higher heels because everything is glass so flat sandals is a little dangerous. One girl in our group almost didn't get let in but because we had a table, they allowed it. Upstairs gives that Asian decor with lots of red lights. There's a light up dance floor in the center and they're playing hip/hop and r&b. The tables are small circular lounge ones and there. They do have some small sparklers for the bottles to arrive. Downstairs, our table was on the front right right next to the DJ booth and the speakers which was a lot, but they gave us ear plugs. Love the light up ceiling below and the music is more EDM. We were there during 'Please Don't Tell Night' which I'm not sure what that theme means but there was an Emcee that acted like DJ Khaled and talked wayyy too much. Otherwise the music was pretty solid. We ended up staying til close and had a good time!

    Cool club with good music. Its a smaller basement club that was playing primarily hip hop and afro…read morebeats the night I went. Theres not much table space for bottle service but nice place to hit the dance floor or stand at the bar and listen to music. The ceiling has a cool light display too. Didnt have much of a problem with the bouncer except that he made me throw out the snack in my purse.

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    Escape - The policy is clear, indoor smoking rooms have been banned since 2008, and neither this policy nor the law were enforced.

    Escape

    2.8(41 reviews)
    0.1 kmCentrum
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    The venue has potential and the show/artists I saw there were excellent but certain things about…read morethe venue itself really, really, really detracted from my experience. 1. It was shocking that a venue with a strict non-smoking policy still permits smoking and vaping inside on the main stage and the dance floor. Last night, people were smoking all over and absolutely nothing was being done about it. I saw at least 10 examples, at least half of which were in the VIP area next to the main stage, in plain sight of everyone. Having smoke blown in my face multiple times really detracted from my experience, and smoking indoors has also been illegal in NL since 2008. 2. The placement of the gogo dancers was inconvenient. The dancers were on top of the DJ booth, obscuring the clear view of the DJ for at least 10-20% of people. In Vegas, they stand near the DJ Booth or around the edge of the dance floor or by the VIP area, which still allows club goers to see the DJ. Escape should also place its dancers in a place where they do not obscure the DJ. 3. That there were only female gogo dancers made me feel very uncomfortable, and like the club was geared more for the traditional heterosexual male experience than for the female/gay male experience. I appreciate and respect the gogo art form and suggest that if Escape has gogo dancers as a part of the entertainment, that there should be female AND male dancers (and nonbinary, if available, for inclusivity). The two stars are (1) for the great screens, sound, lighting, and effects systems with talented tech people, and (2) for the friendly and skilled bartenders

    Bets club ever. Would come again and again. Music is fire. Halloween was lit. I would travel here…read morejust for it

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