Great selection, amazing owners Fun crowd! They no longer…read morehave indoor smoking in the main part of the shop. But you can smoke out front or they have a place in the back for shade and air conditioning.

Very friendly and helpful owners, very nice vibe, wild selection of cigars and I definitely…read morerecommend this place if you need any cigars.

Great service and Jad is great! I've been going to this place for the last 3 years. The have a wide…read moreselection

Jad is a really cool and helpful guy. They all are, the prices for their items are reasonable and…read moreJad is always super friendly, and really cool to shoot the breeze. If you're a regular they'll remember you and always recommend great items if you're ever stuck looking for something new.

What a great place to relax and have a cigar. Their outdoor patio is super comfortable. Prices…read moreor very competitive...love this place...

Came here last week - the staff were friendly and helpful. They had a great selection. Very cool…read moreVibe.

Highly recommend this liquor store. The owner is BEYOND friendly. And his selection is great. Lots…read moreof selection and top self options.

Good people! Always friendly and helpful. A good selection of wines, liquor and lottery tickets.read more

Very friendly, great customer service and lots of products. Highly recommend! Love this place, so…read moreglad I found it!

The selection is good, prices RIGHT! REALLY GOOD Selection and consistent service! Again, you can…read morefind what you are looking for in their selection.

Great customer service! I buy my Loto here for me and…read morefamily and Abraham has always been really nice and helpful.

Great new owner- really helpful and friendly! You can tell they care about the customers…read more Definitely a great addition to the neighborhood

Cashier was nice and helpful, made suggestions which was great . Prices were reasonableread more

My dad has cancer and went into this store for product help. I could not believe how sweet,…read moreinformative, and caring the employee was that he encountered. Not only was he helpful but he gave my dad such sweet advice. My heart is so thankful for whoever helped him out today because life has been tough on him! Thank you so much!

The selection here is endless! By far my favorite place to stock up for a party or holiday! Service…read morehere is always great, they have the best prices and the best selection anywhere! Plenty of easy parking in the checkout lines are not too busy.

My alcohol drinking days are long behind me, for various health reasons. I am heartened by the…read morezero proof options that are available these days. It's nice to have the option to enjoy mocktails and adult-style beverages while still taking care of my other concerns. I went to Total Wine looking for NA Prosecco, as I was planning to serve mimosas for Easter brunch. One of their friendly, helpful staff members saw me with a puzzled look on my face and walked me over to the alcohol-free aisle. It was great to see options for liquor, wines, and beer, plus mixed drinks all without the buzz factor. She helped me locate the bubbly. There was a brand that I'd read about, plus another which was a pre-mixed mimosa option. I bought both bottles. They also carry Blue Moon N.A., and I bought a six pack for Dear Hubby. He asked me why, and I said that if he wanted the taste and knew that he was going to be drinking, he wouldn't have to worry about that combo. He tried it and said it wasn't quite the same, but he could enjoy it with a citrus twist which he likes. As for my Prosecco and orange juice adventure, it was great. I hadn't had champagne in a very long time and aided by the juice I couldn't tell the difference. Prices seemed fair, albeit I'm not up to date on what to expect. I may spring for one of the whiskey or rum options for sipping the prior and mixing the latter. This store and their knowledgeable staff has won my business.

So, this place is a one-stop shop... they have cigs, Kratom+, cigars, & clippers. I do all my…read moreshopping for my smoke & pain needs here. The employees will help you ratchet up your game, no question. You get the feeling that this place is special, & it is. They also take care of the little guy & give a homie discount sometimes. Before, I was spending much more on lower quantity Kratom products, but they have bottles with 500 capsules. Saving me money, stress, & anxiety while helping me enjoy my journey in life. Sam, specifically, went the extra mile to help me learn about some key products I was interested in, & have found powerful & effective solutions. If you have smoke, pain, &/or cognitive functioning needs, think twice about skipping over this place... you'll be missing a treasure in Thousand Jokes!! you know I love you, don't forget your bamboo hats kids, it's hot as Hades out there right now. The Sauce. -RäMSeS

Came in to get greensmart living product.They were sold out,but Sam was kind enough to suggest…read moreanother popular product to "hold me over" until stock came in. He was so helpful and so nice.This is how a business should be.He really cared about helping me...he wasnt just trying to make a sale. They have the largest selection of tobacco products I've ever seen. I am in Simi and because of the outstanding customer service provided by Sam I plan on being a repeat customer..well worth the drive!! Thank you Sam,you are awesome!! Highly recommend this store..HIGHLY.

Loved this place! Came before Christmas and it was popping and busy! The vibe was perfect. The…read morebartender provided great service and was very attentive and helpful. The Wallflower was my favorite drink I tried but everything was delicious. Will definitely be back soon!

Cool local neighborhood bar located in Camarillo Springs. Large parking lot but it is shared with a…read moresoccer field so can be hard to find parking depending on time. There is no food served at this location but plenty of food/snacks available from outside vendors or liquor store next door. Now the drinks...selection is amazing. From mixed drinks, huge craft beer selection and yes there is wine. The mixed drinks are my favorite since they are really good. Mai tai or any rum drinks are a must here. Best deal day is still Wednesday $10 days. Service is super friendly. Crowd is really fun too. Make sure to visit them.