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    Simon Sez

    3.6 (7 reviews)
    ModerateBars, Music Venues
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    Updated 2 months ago

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    Bond Cocktail Lounge

    Bond Cocktail Lounge

    4.0
    (4 reviews)
    2.5 mi

    This was a great date night location! The lounge was very beautifully decorated from the red carpet…read moreentrance to the seating at the bar. A James Bond kind of theme, dark, mysterious and sexy. We made reservations and received a call for confirmation. As we sat at the bar, we were served by the bartender, Diamond who was helpful, attentive and willing to answer questions. The three different martinis on Happy Hour menu were excellent, especially the espresso and dirty martini. The empanadas were filled with great flavors of chicken and cheese. The Bond fries we recommend, fries topped with caramelized onions, animal dressing and sprinkled with Parmesan cheese. The spiced mixed nuts, were okay. The charcuterie board was filled with 4 different meats, 4 different cheeses, olives, tomatoes and toast. If any constructive criticism, I would put a few crackers on the board, however it was a great treat! We will be back. Things to be aware, you need a reservation and there is a dress code.

    Drinks and ambiance are amazing, cost of drinks are like Vegas prices which is wild since this is…read morethe valley, but it is a really nice upscale, romantic and chill place to go. You do have to have reservations so don't just walk up they will not allow you in just with anyone, which is good because it keeps the downtown kids out, older, more mature and professional adults! Nice place!! Great for a girls night out as well!!

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    Deloreans

    Deloreans

    3.2
    (23 reviews)
    2.5 mi
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    A bartender named Noe was rude. I noticed he was throwing away my buddy beer and his response was…read morewhen I told him why you're taking it. He said I'm I babysitting my buddies beer. I told him you just got it for us. Why are you throwing it away he also throw away one of my beers before I finished it, but I didn't complain at that time. So watch what the bartenders do there . I won't be going there any time soon

    This is a weird spot for me. We came in one night, hearing it was "the cool place in town" to be…read moreconfronted with an 80s apocalypse. It is top to bottom, front to back 80s. Like someone took all the 80s stuff and put it in this place to store... and then someone turned it into a bar. So it's actually pretty rad, if overstimulating. You can play OG nintendo here, gaze upon the glowing face of madonna splashed on the walls or ogle the hot 80s studs on posters in the bathroom. It's also a place that I think will get trashed really quickly if the valley has anything to do with hit. Regardless, it's at least different and not another restaurant/bar that people seem to favor in McA. I'd take Deloreans over chilis or Buffalo wild wings any day. The drink prices are steep -- especially for what you're receiving, it's really loud and when I was in there, it magically became club delorean at some point, with people packed in like sardines and dancing. It's worth a couple of visits but I think it would get really really old after a while.

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    Havana House

    Havana House

    3.7
    (3 reviews)
    1.6 mi

    This place must be closed. I twice drove around the small dual buildings where this was supposed to…read morebe and there were no signs present at all. Both buildings had a Suite 120, one was a nail salon/spa and the other was empty and dark without signs or posters or anything in the window. I called the number and no one picked up and it didn't go to VM. This Yelp page states it should be open. So that's all I know about this place. Incidentally, the street sign for the small strip mall has a sign in that says "Cigars" but I found nothing to indicate this place was open or even currently existed.

    We recently visited Havana House as we had never been to a cigar lounge and wanted to experience…read moresomething new. As soon as we walked in to the business an employee immediately attended to us and helped us pick out cigars based on our preferences. We were apprehensive about the process before we went in but she completely put us at ease. Once we had made our purchases we went over to the lounge area which is separate from the walk-in humidor/purchasing space and has some very cozy couches, a bar and tables for the patrons. It was a very inviting space. We had some craft brews while the employee spoke to us about the cigars they carry, a little history on the business and other cigar recommendations for our next visit. Over all we had a great time and I would absolutely recommend Havana House to anyone new to cigars or to those who know cigars and want a relaxing space to enjoy them in.

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