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    Simon Sez

    3.6 (7 reviews)
    ModerateBars, Music Venues
    Closed 5:00 pm - 2:00 am (Next day)
    Updated 3 weeks ago

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    It doesn't get any better than this rock joint. Always great music, whether its live or on the juke...

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    Nowhere Lounge

    (6 reviews)

    From the moment we walked in, the experience was absolutely fantastic. The staff was incredibly…read morefriendly, attentive, and welcoming, making us feel comfortable and taken care of right away. The atmosphere is warm and inviting, the perfect balance of cozy and upscale. The food was outstanding from start to finish. Every dish was beautifully presented and full of flavor, clearly made with care and high-quality ingredients. The drinks were just as impressive, perfectly crafted and a great complement to the meal. Overall, this place truly delivers on service, ambiance, and amazing food and drinks. It's the kind of spot you can't wait to come back to and recommend to friends. Highly recommend!

    Hands down one of the most unprofessional experiences I've ever had. We were the only customers in…read morethe place, yet the service was horrible from the moment we arrived. The server/bartender was rude, dismissive, and acted annoyed when asked for something as basic as a drink refill. The only time he showed any level of attentiveness was when the apparent manager was present -- once they were gone, so was any effort or professionalism. Despite being the only table, our food took over an hour to come out, with no explanation or apology. This was the first time in my life I've ever left a zero tip, and it was absolutely earned. What made it worse? The server/bartender noticed and actually followed us out to our car just to give us a sarcastic thumbs-up. Completely inappropriate, uncomfortable, and beyond unprofessional. Save your time and money. This place clearly has no standards for service or behavior. I will not be returning to the McAllen, Tx. location!

    Deloreans

    Deloreans

    (23 reviews)

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    A bartender named Noe was rude. I noticed he was throwing away my buddy beer and his response was…read morewhen I told him why you're taking it. He said I'm I babysitting my buddies beer. I told him you just got it for us. Why are you throwing it away he also throw away one of my beers before I finished it, but I didn't complain at that time. So watch what the bartenders do there . I won't be going there any time soon

    This is a weird spot for me. We came in one night, hearing it was "the cool place in town" to be…read moreconfronted with an 80s apocalypse. It is top to bottom, front to back 80s. Like someone took all the 80s stuff and put it in this place to store... and then someone turned it into a bar. So it's actually pretty rad, if overstimulating. You can play OG nintendo here, gaze upon the glowing face of madonna splashed on the walls or ogle the hot 80s studs on posters in the bathroom. It's also a place that I think will get trashed really quickly if the valley has anything to do with hit. Regardless, it's at least different and not another restaurant/bar that people seem to favor in McA. I'd take Deloreans over chilis or Buffalo wild wings any day. The drink prices are steep -- especially for what you're receiving, it's really loud and when I was in there, it magically became club delorean at some point, with people packed in like sardines and dancing. It's worth a couple of visits but I think it would get really really old after a while.

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    Havana House

    (3 reviews)

    This place must be closed. I twice drove around the small dual buildings where this was supposed to…read morebe and there were no signs present at all. Both buildings had a Suite 120, one was a nail salon/spa and the other was empty and dark without signs or posters or anything in the window. I called the number and no one picked up and it didn't go to VM. This Yelp page states it should be open. So that's all I know about this place. Incidentally, the street sign for the small strip mall has a sign in that says "Cigars" but I found nothing to indicate this place was open or even currently existed.

    We recently visited Havana House as we had never been to a cigar lounge and wanted to experience…read moresomething new. As soon as we walked in to the business an employee immediately attended to us and helped us pick out cigars based on our preferences. We were apprehensive about the process before we went in but she completely put us at ease. Once we had made our purchases we went over to the lounge area which is separate from the walk-in humidor/purchasing space and has some very cozy couches, a bar and tables for the patrons. It was a very inviting space. We had some craft brews while the employee spoke to us about the cigars they carry, a little history on the business and other cigar recommendations for our next visit. Over all we had a great time and I would absolutely recommend Havana House to anyone new to cigars or to those who know cigars and want a relaxing space to enjoy them in.

    Simon Sez - bars - Updated May 2026

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