I meant to write this review a couple years ago when I was fortunate enough to get a new job that took me out of this repulsive place called Longview. I waited so long probably because I wanted to keep my experience down there as a forgotten nightmare. The people in Longview are either drug addicts, without a high school education, criminals, toothless, or just plain degenerates. Sharp Property Management management is a reflection of the city it does business in: shit.
It all started on the first day I looked at a rental property in a small town called Cathlamet. I met the agent out there, Megan. She arrived late, and also brought the wrong key. So she had to drive 45 minutes back to Longview and then 45 minutes back to where I was waiting. Then, this fat moron figures out that she got the key to the WRONG UNIT.
I had to come back a second time to view the correct unit. However, I liked the house enough to excuse the asshattery exhibited by this obese jackass. Man, was that one of the worst mistakes of my life.
I had nothing but disputes over the course of a year with the incompetent, unpleasant, invalids that work at this place. First, they denied me access to the garage when that was a term I SPECIFICALLY bargained for and instead, tried to EXTORT ME for more money! Because of that, some of my furniture and other property had to sit outside, in the rain and snow.
I had to take it all the way up the chain of command that consisted of retarded monkeys, ending with this smug bald dipshit who called himself the "Chief Operating Officer" or some nonsense. As an attorney, I was able to convince Mitchell - but not without a fight and stern words - that he needed to give me the key to the garage without paying more. This condescending halfwit nevertheless felt the need to engage me with pseudo legal arguments chock full with terms he did not understand. Let me tell you something: being a lawyer after business hours is the last thing I want to do.
I also had the pleasure of dealing with Kelsey, a little ray of sunshine as equally overweight and worthless as Megan, but complete with the attitude of an entitled pubescent high school cheerleader.
Throughout the worst year of my life living amongst these culture-less, barbaric savages in southwest Washington, I was repeatedly let down by this pathetic company. Whether it was repair requests that never got answered (for example, a clogged kitchen sink for 3 weeks), rental agents or shady repairmen randomly showing up and entering the house without my permission or knowledge (yes, criminal trespass. I almost blasted someone with a shotgun because I thought they were an intruder), which obviously scared the bejesus out of me, or trying to unlawfully retain my security deposit, take my advice: stay out of Longview and if you are unfortunate enough to be living in that cesspool of fuck, DO NOT USE THIS AWFUL PROPERTY MANAGEMENT COMPANY! read more