Scrubbin Bubbles is Michigan's finest Laundry, Tanning & Computer Cafe. Well, at one point it was. In 2023 there's no computers and the counters where they once sat have been removed with the much more common laundromat staple of vending machines in their place. The tanning booth is still there but I doubt it works. It looks sketchy af & I wasn't going to ask the night attendant about it since they aren't too friendly.
The automatic sliding door is pretty posh. Only laundry I've been to in recent years I can think of with that is Mr. Stadium but that's a huge laundromat by a huge college while Scrubbin Bubbles has cramped aisles in a strip mall locale and gives off serious flea market vibes.
There's 3.25 top loaders & 3.50 & 3.75 front loaders, all comically close in size & price. From there the washers jump up to 6.50 which is inconvenient as sometimes I have loads that are a bit big for the 3.75 machines but I'm not trying to pay 6.50 to throw my clothes in a machine with space to spare. I ended up cramming a 3.75 unit pretty damn full, looking over my shoulder to make sure the night attendant wasn't looking since they aren't the friendliest around here. On my previous trip the employee on duty was laying into someone for overloading a machine. Some $5 washers would be killer here. Won't find those but SB has some $10 big bois.
1 of the washers I almost used had a strong mildew odor so you probably wanna sniff before entrusting your clothes to the machines here.
Dryers are free, though, an amazing bargain! They're automatically set for 20 minutes.
The folding tables are pretty bizarre. They look like oversized study cartels like you'd find in a library. Maybe tables for folding clothes that look like that are common in other places. Some of the dryers are aways away from them and if you're there late like me - they close at 2 just like the bar but the front door says last loads should be in at midnight- the narrow aisles are likely to be clogged with carts & it's tough to navigate. It seems like they have so many carts at 12 am but I'm sure there's not even enough at 12 pm.
No music playing in here beyond the occasional old timey jingle from the arcade claw machine game. More arcade games are in the back by the medieval tanning chamber, a pinball machine, a driving game, a couple tabletop games & an old school Atari console with a bunch of games! The Atari only costs a quarter a game, too! I tried my hand at Tetris this time & once I finally got in a jam I didn't even try to work my way out of it as I knew my clothes were done.
SB has three TVs, all tuned to different things. Tonight they had on a black & white western movie in the back, some true crime thing in the middle & a cop show in the front. Volume is just loud enough to hear well, at least with only a few machines running. At any rate they aren't blaring all over each other.
Seating is scarce and scattered, apart from the row of seats in the back by the TV there, the arcade games and the free lending library. Free lending library? Why'd it take me so long to mention that? Probably cause it's a bunch of fundamentalist Christian stuff, with multiple books denying evolution. Other conspiracy stuff is in there, too. But hey, nobody pushed it on me, and there's signs saying it's free to just take so you could probably haul it all off & throw it in a dumpster somewhere. Actually not, since the attendants aren't too friendly and they'd whistle you for an etiquette violation, arguing there are implied limits despite the signs.
There's SB laundry bags in a variety of colors hung up above the dryers and other supplies behind the counter by the front door but that means dealing with the attendants. The one I think I've read about in other reviews here reminds me of John Witherspoon, your classic grouchy old black dude. Takes his job very seriously and is very particular. The other is more light skinned and almost looks Inuit or something. A little tough to tell cause he's still all masked up in 2023 with a winter hat on and a hoodie beneath to boot! He's more quiet but he stares like crazy or at least he was staring at me. So weird to be stared at by someone all masked up like that.
I was the last one out of here tonight around maybe 12:45, and fortunately it was only a few seconds after the next to last customers cause you should have seen The Night Guardian of the Laundromat standing there, mop in bucket, ready to swab up his Dominion. I think he's harmless but he's just a little off.
This whole establishment is a little off, or even a lot off. It could easily be a 1or 2 star affair for many but the novelty of it amuses me. Quarter Atari & free dryers go a long way with me, even if I'll pass on the free salvation. There's also the fact that I'm not often out this way. If I was a frequent customer here SB could easily dip to a three or maybe something would happen where I'd be like I'm never going there again. read more