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    Sarcastic Susie's

    4.7 (11 reviews)

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    Cheyne G.

    Probably more pics to come because I'm the only one in my family hungry for dinner right now Sarcastic Susie's is new to the GP area and I wanted to try it. I absolutely love their chili and their burgers for the price are a great size with great flavor. I got their bacon burger all the way, my son got a plain cheese burger and my boyfriend got their chili burger. After speaking with the owner, prices will go up a little but not by much, maybe before the month is up, but either was, it hit the spot, and we will be back!!

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    1 year ago

    This is it just for fun place to eat! A very unique experience - fun food - and fun people!

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    4 years ago

    Fantastic burger, hit the spot after a long day of traveling. The Lifeguard Burger with some added jalapeños really hit the spot.

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    3 years ago

    Amazing burgers and fries, very polite and funny employees, the place has a real nice beach vibe to it and looks really cool.

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    4 years ago

    What a unique place with great food! Seating is outside and covered. Lots of great photo ops. Have a krappy burger, you won't regret it!

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